Post: #151

Two months ago I was walking by Rutgers University and see a tall brown skin girl. Made a joke about her walking and it went well from there. She metitioned she have a kid, so I automatically thought she was 18 or 19. As we are talking, I started getting a little suspicious. She was too bubbly. I am so used to having to diffuse a girl funky attitude before they start flirting and this seem too good. So I ask how old she was and she reply back " I'm 14. "

Post: #152

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Well I didn't hear them, this is second hand info.

Post: #153

During sex: "Don't squeeze my tits, I had an abortion a few months ago..." Something like that, Jesus...

Post: #154

With a girl in bed:

Me: "I'm half-sociopath. My dad's a sociopath and I have his genetics. I feel nothing. If you go right now, out that door, I won't care."
Her: [guides my hand into her v] "Feel how wet I am."

Should be noted that I don't think "dark triad" shit is necessary to get with girls at all. Still...

Post: #155

I hope you guys bought your Usain Bolt track shoes because you got a lot of running to do!!!!

Post: #156

I was at a store about a month ago and I couldn't help but overhear the following. "You should go in and get yourself checked out that's what I did". Well I notice that its a late 30's hottie milf talking to her college age hottie daughter. Then I notice that the daughter is walking kind of bow legged in loose fitting shorts (itchy?) and has a look of being quite uncomfortable on her face. She speaks softly and more quietly to her mom and her mom says something to the effect that its probably a STD and says again that she needs to go in and get herself checked out as that's what she did when the same thing happened to her! She says this louder than a normal talking voice as well.

The apple doesn't fall to far from the tree. The mom acted like it was just another day and it was so common. I really cant put it all into words but my mouth freaking dropped to the floor I couldn't believe what I was hearing. It was like the mom was almost proud of her daughter for being such a slut. They were talking about it for almost 5 minutes and I could hear it plane as day as they were right next to me (but around the corner isle). The daughter was embarrassed by it but the mother was almost like oh your ankle hurts you had better go get that looked at. But replace ankle with STD and itchy snatch syndrome or whatever it was she had going on. It was just another day in slutdome for her.

Don't get me wrong I know how women are but I tell you guys this was a real eye opener. Wrap it up guys! Imagine that old Yul Brynner commercial where he talks about not smoking but change it up a bit to him saying bitches be tainted often times, If I could say something to all the guys out there it would be just wrap it up. Wrap it up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjunlWUJJI

Post: #157

I got this message from a Woman responding to my craigslist add. Hypergamy is real.

Post: #158

(06-04-2015 05:01 PM)Clemmo Wrote:  I got this message from a Woman responding to my craigslist add. Hypergamy is real.

I wouldn't call that hypergamy more than good old fashioned cuckoldry. Very similar concepts but not exactly the same.

Post: #159

I'm not sure if this counts, but it's from a discussion I had with a girl on a random night this week.

Me: I've visited Montréal twice...

Her: Oh! Have you been to a strip club?

Me: *taken aback a bit*...Yes, a few times in the past

Her: Why are they so expensive in the US? [she's Canadian] For so and so the stripper was asking us for hundreds of dollars! And they don't even take off their clothing!


I got a good chuckle out of that discussion. She was in New York with her sister visiting from Edmonton (of all places). They were both 8's without question and probably the most attractive Canadian girls I've seen that weren't from Québec.

Post: #160

An ex one told me she will go on a dinner date with a guy she's not really interested in dating further, just for the free meal....

Post: #161

Referring to sex as 'fun'. Like it's in the same category as a computer game or skiing.

Post: #162

Asked a HB8.5 for drinks tomorrow nite - 'Ok. My boyfriend'll be jealous but whatever.'

Post: #163

From an Icelandic girl I met, in a really thick accent:

"We can't have sex because I just had an abortion."

Post: #164

(Girl riding on top me acting slightly disinterested, SNL from bar, my friend is hooking up with the friend in my living room)

"What's wrong!? Are my boobs too small? Am I too fat?!... my cancer treatments made me gain 10lbs, I know I look awful, my friend is so much hotter!"

She was 21 year old 5'6" 125lbs max.

She and her friend got picked up from a drugged out guy from my house to go do more drugs at an after party.

Sometimes I like bad girls, not this one.

Post: #165

Non-bang related: I was transporting this 17 year old to the hospital for abdominal pain. Trying to get information from her, I ask if there's a possibility she could be pregnant. Her whole face lights up, "oh yeah I'm pregnant, but I'm gonna get it aborted on Monday!" You woulda thought I gave her a million dollars, she was so ecstatic.

Bang-related: "yeah I'm married but I haven't fucked my husband in a couple years. I want you to teach me how to fuck better so my neighbor will want to come over and fuck me more."

Post: #166

Recently, walking to breakfast after a previous afternoon and night and morning of banging:
"My hands smell like cock."

Post: #167

(06-22-2015 04:50 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  Referring to sex as 'fun'. Like it's in the same category as a computer game or skiing.

Haha. I've heard that recently. Most definitely slotted her into the slutster category after that. Like I was a bike she took for a ride around the block or some shit.

Post: #168

LOL I was at a high end martini bar in Boston a few years back and the lead singer from Limp Bizcuit (Fred Durst???) Was there after a concert with a small entourage and a cluster of girls - "nice" girl next door types where talking loudly - a couple were school teachers in the burbs and one of the teachers said Oh Fred Durst he is on my Top Ten Fuck List.

WTF TTFL - confirmed that they are all just hamster banglers at the end of the day.

Post: #169

Post sex convo with a 19 year old Finnish girl:

"My pussy is friendly to everyone."

These Nordic girls are really something else...

Post: #170

Wait,sex isn't suppose to be fun?

Post: #171

In Montenegro, russian milf:

I can't fuck tonight we are going to wake up the 2 kids (wait what, didn't mention that??) and there are cameras all over the palce that saw you enter, we are famous couple my husband and me even though he cheated on me and i'm waiting for divorces people know me here so we have to do it somewhere more discreet another time (wait what, husband, cheating, wtf, famous, how famous? )??

Would still bang though.

Post: #172

(08-01-2015 02:58 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Wait,sex isn't suppose to be fun?

I hate the word fun applied to sex also.

Fun just makes me think of something lighthearted and playful. I don't want sex to be like that.

Post: #173

First girl I banged when I moved to CA years ago was Puerto Rican I met at a real estate office. Came off as all prim proper and conservative. Went out a few times and when I finally got her into bed I reached for a condom and she said:

"You wont need that but you can only fuck me in the ass because I'm staying a virgin until I get married"

First time I ever ran unto a chick that could orgasm through anal.

I did end up plowing that pussy any way.

Post: #174

The raw dog queen:

"I read an article back in college that said if you have unprotected sex with 10 people, then you are at high risk for HPV. So I freaked out and decided to get the vaccine."

Post: #175

(08-06-2015 10:55 AM)BlurredSevens Wrote:  The raw dog queen:

"I read an article back in college that said if you have unprotected sex with 10 people, then you are at high risk for HPV. So I freaked out and decided to get the vaccine."