Post: #1

I wanted to start a thread where we can share text game examples we have used and case studies.

My text messaging guide is here: http://www.bangpickupguide.com/misc/text...rooshv.pdf

I'll start with an exchange from a Polish girl I'm dating. It's nothing special, but I got a smile out of it. Their humor is basic but endearing.

Roosh: "Lets meet at stary rynek next to the digital clock. When the clock strikes 2200, I will appear from the darkness"
Polish: "Yeah I knew it... you're a vampire Ok see you "

Post: #2

Another girl was putting out a flakey vibe. Here's what happened when I asked her out:

Roosh: "Do you want to meet for a drink this week...maybe wednesday or thursday?"
Girl: "Yes, sure, we can hang out sometime have a good night! "

Her response seemed positive, but actually it wasn't because she didn't tell me which day she wanted like 99% of girls normally do. I needed to come up with a non-needy reply.

Roosh: "You were supposed to tell me which day is good for you but okay, good night"

I felt my response was like saying "Okay, whatever." I wasn't expecting a response. But she sent this:

Polish: "It makes no difference to me both days suit me u can choose "

We set the date and two hours before our meeting she flaked.

Also note how Polish girls love using smiley faces. They use it after ever sentence. It's like the Argentine version of "beijo".

Post: #3

Question: you actually use smileys and emoticons on your text messages as well?

Post: #4

Randomly out of no where...

Me: "Rape fantasy."
Her: "You!!! Just... you. All I can say. Hahaha. Trying to make me 'blush' in public. Ha!"
Me: "You'll be in the shower..."
Her: "Omg... otc (off the chain, I think). You know I didn't wear underwear today, right? About to destroy this bar stool haha."

After this chick was talking about being sore...

Me: "I'm gonna have to get you on some kegel exercises."
Her: "Ahhh. So much pressure!!! I have to be super relaxed to do what you want. I did pretty good today before work, though... Maybe I should send you a video. Ha!"

One that I routinely use on chicks that are running late to a date (works wonders on first dates).

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "WHAT?! You're punishing me?"
Me: "See you in a few."

or

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "Ok what's my punishment?
Me: "Oh, you'll find out."

Post: #5

i personally like to use smileys in my text messages because words can be misinterpreted but if u throw in a wink or a tongue smiley it changes the whole context of the text msg

Post: #6

Very rarely. A general rule is to use 1 smiley face for every 3 of hers.
If you're saying something where a smiley is necessary, you're probably trying to be too funny, which will easily get misinterpreted.

Quote:Me: "Rape fantasy."

Stolen!

My weak point is "sexy text" game for girls I've been banging a while. I don't like to text unless it's just to make plans.

Post: #7

Had this recent one with a Lizard from POF. She was playing games and I just plowed thru. She pissed me off to a point I had told her to show up downtown with no intention of showing up (I'm not even in NY state ). I later recoiled...perhaps I shouldn't have.

Lizard: Hey it's Makenzie 9:11 AM
Me: Where you the one giving me a hard time? 7:15 PM
Lizard: Not a hard time I just wasnt sure if I wanted to give you my number yet. 7:16 PM
Me: So what made you take the jump... 7:36 PM
Lizard: Why not. I don't have anything to lose from texting you 7:44 PM
Me: You free tonight, I got an hr or two before I need to roll out 7:49 PM
Lizard: Where are you from? 7:51 PM
Me: Heaven 7:53 PM
Lizard: Haha good one. 7:53 PM
Me: Stop being silly save the questions for in person. Drinks ? 7:54 PM
Lizard: I cant tonight I already have plans to go out with some friends 7:58 PM
Me: Tell them you got sick and couldn't make it 8:03 PM
Lizard: I'm not a liar :/ 8:04 PM
Me: Sure you aren't. And I'm the devil 8:05 PM
Lizard: Oh damn I shouldn't talk to you then. You wouldn't like it if a friend ditched you 8:06 PM
Me: Life is random, and I understand 8:08 PM
Lizard: You don't take no for answer do you? 8:08 PM
Me: I'm a man, it's my nature 8:09 PM
Lizard: Lol well I can't tonight when are you available again? 8:11 PM
Me: May be never, have dates rest of the wk, I might be off the market by then. Such is life 8:13 PM
Lizard: Well that sucks for me then I guess 8:14 PM
Lizard: Where did you have in mind to meet? 8:27 PM
Me: Change of heart? 8:34 PM
Lizard: Kind of 8:35 PM
Me: You're in Saratoga right now? 8:38 PM
Lizard: No I live outside of Saratoga about 20 mins 8:39 PM
Me: Can you make it downtown 8:46 PM
Lizard: Yeah what time? 8:48 PM
Me: 920 8:54 PM
Lizard: Damn give a girl time to get pretty 945? 8:56 PM
Lizard: Where do you want to meet? 9:09 PM
Me: False start. This took too long. We'll meet some other time 9:15 PM
Lizard: Ok 9:27 PM

Post: #8

Ohh man I've got some good ones. Let me get them off my iPhone. LOL

Post: #9

[Off topic] Superman, sounds like you coulda had the date in the bag but you backed off at the crucial moment. Were you just fucking with her from the start?

Post: #10

So ...a little background on this girl. I've been banging her on and off for the past two years.
She's been single, with a boyfriend. Didn't matter. She's always down to hang out. We're from the same
social circle so a handful of people know we've fucked. She obviously doesn't tell her boyfriends
about it though. Just says we're friends.

So I stopped by her place to drop off something of hers she left in my car. Texted her the following day.



ME: Hey Everything cool with Ray?
I hope I didn't torture you too bad.
I didn't expect him to be in the bedroom.
Lol

HER: He was kinda pissed - said u were basically
calling me a whore..

ME: Sorry. Didn't mean it
to come like that.

ME: Come out* like that

HER: Jerk !! Well he was the one that was
pissed- not me.. I get him to be cool
with us chillin and u open ur big
mouth lol.. I'm used to it.. Ur big
mouth that is He was offended for me-
but I tried to explain how u r..
Big mouth hahahaha

ME: It threw me off him being there.
I was just trying to be funny. Shoulda
warned me. He was laughing from what
I remember. Lol

HER: Well he didn't think it was funny LOL

ME: Well you're probably right about us not hanging out.
I obviously can't control myself around you. =(

HER: Hahhaha- dumbass!!

ME: So what did you tell him about me? Does he know
anything? I just don't wanna fuck you up with
my big mouth. Lol

HER: I'll be just fine.. He loves me, and u cant convince
him otherwise haaa! Yea, that I've known u for a long time and
your a good guy..he still thinks ur in love with
me tho..lol but all men think everyone wants
their girl U made me look bad tho jerk..

ME: Maybe I should send him flowers. Lol

HER: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA-
OMG- I wld DEF piss myself!!!!!

ME: With Love, Parlay <3 LOL

HER: Hahhahahhahahhahahahhaaaaa

ME: See this is why you and get along. You got my
retarded humor from day 1 =)

ME: You saw right through my sweet bullshit.Lol

HER: Yes... I know allll about u...

ME: Hahaha I'm sure!!

Post: #11

If I knew who invented texting, he would be tied to a chair in my basement.

And I would be starting up my chainsaw.

Post: #12

After a pool party:

Her: Everyone loved your sense of humor and thanks SO much for the pork.
(It's amazing how far a pack of bacon will go in a muslim country)
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Pre-game texts:

Me: Let's go for coffee tonight.
Her: What? Coffee and no dinner?
End of Xmission. She failed the gold-digger test.
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Me:I was going to Addis Ababa but canceled.
Her: Why go there?
Me: Great food and culture.
Her: And bombastic women too? Hehe
Me: I attract bombastic women everywhere. Like you.

She knew I was going to get my groove on in Ethiopia, but still stayed on the line. I have a date w/ her tonight.

Post: #13

Hot girl that left her kick ass stainless pink cup at my work. I started text the next day.
el: Just made a drink in your pink cup.

Her: Who is this?

el: Where did you leave your pink coffee cup?

Her:Ian lookn for that cup

el: you is?

Her :-) julie

el: your Julie? Or me?

Her: Did you find my suntan oil too

el: Nope just pink cup

el: And I love it

el: And I'm keeping it

el:And it says DFL on it

el:What does that mean

Her:OK bring it with u next time you see me next time

el:It's at my house now so?

Her: Well bring it today

el:Nope keeping it

Her:Is this el mechanico?

Her: it is u

Her: i guess u

el: Its on my nightstand now

el: come get it

Her: And I bet u think of my lips every time you take a sip.lol. Man and I just bought that cup with my last 6 bucks

Her:I will then..

el: Didn't think of that because the girl that gave you a ride home drank from it

Her: Oh

el: Still want it back?

Her: Lol

Her: Stop teasing

el: She likes pink too

Her: Bring it to work with u today

el:I lost it in my house help me look for it

Her: Ya right

el:I guess you don't want that cup

Her:Can you bring my cup to work I will be by to pick it up at 9am.Thx

el: Charmed
Meanwhile she has called me 7 times and I hit the fuck you button on my phone everytime. Heres the next day:

el:Dtf?

Her:Dtf.......whats that mean

el:lol

Her: My cup

Her: Whz up

el:Hi whz up?

Her:Going to the beach

el:Which beach, I'm going on the boat later (wasn't planning on it but)

Her:Dunedin

el:I will text you when I'm close

Her:cool

I pick her up and take her to a sandbar then...

Post: #14

(08-19-2011 09:45 AM)Gmac Wrote:  [Off topic] Superman, sounds like you coulda had the date in the bag but you backed off at the crucial moment. Were you just fucking with her from the start?

Yea I wasn't serious at all with her. She stays in upstate NY, and I'm in DC. Not doing any traveling for her

I test out my own copy and paste messages in other states, then take the ones that work really well and use them in DC. I usually don't text the numbers I get from far states, but I was testing out how to plow past women that don't want to give their numbers online. So I just gave her mine and she texted. Then decided to see how far I could push it.

Post: #15

(08-19-2011 09:17 AM)Gmac Wrote:  One that I routinely use on chicks that are running late to a date (works wonders on first dates).

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "WHAT?! You're punishing me?"
Me: "See you in a few."

or

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "Ok what's my punishment?
Me: "Oh, you'll find out."

Hahahaha, stolen. Thanks, Gmac!

A girl once told me in person during the date that my text manner wasn't "the most polite" when I was simply being logistical and recognized her luring me into a text chat. So I said to her, "I don't want to talk over text, I'd rather do it in person." And I really do feel that way when it comes to text messaging.

She bought it.

Post: #16

Her: I think i lost one of my earrings last nite...is it in ur room?
Me: I have a couple in the lost and found
Her: U have a lost and found for all the girls u bring home? hahaha im just kidding... but did u really find it.
Me: they might be yours

or

Her: I like u more and more every time i spend time with u and i just wanna kno what u want between us.. i could definitely see my self with you cuz ur so fun to han

Post: #17

i hit TAB and it just posted.

any ways it was a paragraph of the same shit with no responce.

Post: #18

Man, after reading G's other posts, I can only imagine how bad he's cringing at all this.

Because my text game sucks a hairy asshole, I'll just link to the Roissy post on this topic for guys who stumble upon this thread looking for inspiration:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/06/1...indicated/

&

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/09/1...text-game/

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/3...itur-game/

Remember the jumbo-tron test.

Post: #19

(08-19-2011 09:17 AM)Gmac Wrote:  Randomly out of no where...

Me: "Rape fantasy."
Her: "You!!! Just... you. All I can say. Hahaha. Trying to make me 'blush' in public. Ha!"
Me: "You'll be in the shower..."
Her: "Omg... otc (off the chain, I think). You know I didn't wear underwear today, right? About to destroy this bar stool haha."

After this chick was talking about being sore...

Me: "I'm gonna have to get you on some kegel exercises."
Her: "Ahhh. So much pressure!!! I have to be super relaxed to do what you want. I did pretty good today before work, though... Maybe I should send you a video. Ha!"

One that I routinely use on chicks that are running late to a date (works wonders on first dates).

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "WHAT?! You're punishing me?"
Me: "See you in a few."

or

Me: "It's cool, I'll come up with a proper punishment."
Her: "Ok what's my punishment?
Me: "Oh, you'll find out."

likewise, stolen as well!

Post: #20

(08-19-2011 01:30 PM)ElJefe Wrote:  Man, after reading G's other posts, I can only imagine how bad he's cringing at all this.

Because my text game sucks a hairy asshole, I'll just link to the Roissy post on this topic for guys who stumble upon this thread looking for inspiration:

Text game should be easier. You have a few minutes to think of a witty comment or reply. Plus you can copy and paste the same shit to multiple girls.

Things also get taken out of context at times. You have to learn to phrase things the right way...use simpler language.

Problem with getting good at text game is that when you actually get them in person you have to be much sharper and quicker with your comments while at the same time replying to texts from other girls on the sly.

Post: #21

I measure the efficiency of text game by the pussy it leads to. I agree, it can serve a purpose - but it can AT BEST complement your real game.

If you can't meet the standard you set because you crack under pressure, don't bother and put your energy into developing your skill at real interactions.

Post: #22

I told a girl straight up one time that the point of texting and talking on the phone is to make plans to hang out in real life.

She said, "Are you trying to tell me something?"

Uhh yeah bitch.

She was totally trying to milk the attention without having to commit to hanging out.

Post: #23

Hey guys, my anti-flake is usually sending a text an hour before and adding 15 minutes to the meetup time. Also if the girl changed the time from say 9 to 9:30 I'll change it to 10 just to get the last word... is this unnecessary?

Also Roosh in the guide you ask the girls "Do you want to hang out later in the week?" Isn't it better to assume she wants to hang out and say "Lets hang out later this week, are you free Wednesday or Thursday?"

Post: #24

I was in Chicago for a national paintball event. I was one of 12 referees brought in from Texas for it. Was only there for 4 days. Met a girl who reps for a national paintball accessories company. She travels the US. Teased her Monday on FB about a pair of shoes she posted. Didn't even have to ask her for her number. After she sent it, we took it to text..

Rick: I do KNOW where those shoes would look good.

Girl: Yes Rick you can borrow the shoes

Rick: Don't care about the shoes. ;-)

Girl: Lol well if you come play I will bring them so I can wear them when we go out

Rick: Save them for LL5. If I could make TWC, I would. "I will bring them so I can wear them when we go out" I'll hold you to dinner one evening at LL5.

Girl: Deal

Rick: Steak? Sushi?

Girl: Sushi!!

Rick: Done. Just make sure you can dance in them.

Girl: Don't forget that's my birthday weekend too!!

Girl: My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx

Rick: xxx-xxx-xxxx

Girl: Ok got it

Rick: You clean up pretty good.

Girl: Lmao ... Thanks

Rick: But, if I DO take you to dinner, you have to wear those shoes.

Girl: Lol ok no worries. I have others too.. but ok

Rick: I'm teasing. Surprise me. LOL

Girl: Wow I will bring a few.. You can pick .. Lol

Post: #25

Quote:Isn't it better to assume she wants to hang out and say "Lets hang out later this week, are you free Wednesday or Thursday?"

No. In the guide I explain why.