Post: #1

TL;DR I'm a slut who got HPV, then allows a man to eat me out after the second date BUT WE"RE NOT DATING.(proving the first statement).

Should be Re-Titled: "Why I'll always be single with HPV and collect cats"

Her logic is hilarious.

One thing I agree on, clitoral stimulation is needed, but she ain't getting any if she ain't blowing.

Sucks not to suck.

Quote:Why I Don't Give Blowjobs
March 23, 2015

By Alison Stevenson

I don't suck dick. That's the deal, plain and simple. I know this statement is sure to enrage heaps of men, and even women, who consider blowjobs a mandatory part of anyone's sexual repertoire. I totally get that. Here's the thing, though: I fucking hate it. I've never enjoyed cramming a penis in my mouth.

Now, before you go and report me to the MRA, I want to clarify that this does not at all mean I hate penises. I don't think they are ugly, or gross. The standard penis has quite a practical and sleek design, which I greatly admire. As much as I love my vagina and all its parts, I do often find myself jealous of how worry-free the penis seems to be. If you tried talking to a penis about daily discharge, menstruation, pH balance, or pap smears, the penis would have nothing to say in return. Mostly because it's a penis, and penises can't talk, but also because it doesn't have to deal with these things. Not only that, but it doesn't even require a wipe after urination. Kudos to you, penis. All I'm saying is that I despise the act of putting one in my mouth, and forcing my mouth to partake in the motions my hand or vagina could perform instead.

I currently have a man in my life who I'm not exactly dating, but who comes over about once a week to eat me out. The only thing I give him in return is a pat on the back for doing a good job. Some might think this arrangement is strange, but I prefer to think of it as pretty damn close to perfect. It was on our second date that I first gave him the opportunity to suck on my clitoris. After thanking him for giving me a ride home, I simply said, "Want to come up to my place and eat me out?" He gave me an enthusiastic yes, and we got to it. I sat on his face until I came, then sent him home. This has been our arrangement for a little over two months now. If you're wondering why we don't have sex, it's because I have made a promise to myself not to have sex until I'm in a relationship. While this guy is obviously very generous, the chemistry is not really there when it comes to the little things, like conversation.

Since starting things with him, I have resolved to never suck a dick again. I have also resolved to refuse getting romantically involved with any man who doesn't want to eat me out. Even if he has passwords for both Hulu Plus and HBOGo, I will still find the strength in me to call it quits if he can't put his mouth down there. Am I being selfish? Probably. But I don't care. In fact, I firmly believe this perceived selfishness is owed to me. This selfishness comes from many years of having sexual encounters with men who rarely ate me out. If they did, all but two or three of them never bothered to do it long enough for me to actually come.

The real root of the problem seems to be that too many straight dudes are under the impression that women orgasm from penetration. The only thing a man has been able to give me during penetrative sex is HPV. I have never been able to come from penetration alone, and I am in the majority: Between 50 to 75 percent of women need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm. A small portion of women are fortunate to have their clitoris positioned close enough to their vagina that they can come from just sex. Sadly, while my clitoris is in the same region as my vagina, it is still too distant for me to not need oral sex. Think of my clitoris as Alaska, while my vagina is Russia. (If you need a less cold or oppressive analogy, replace Alaska with South Korea and Russia with North Korea.)

I'm fully aware that there is such a thing as stimulating myself while being fucked. However, I've never been able to actually make this work. For me to reach an orgasm, I need to concentrate. I have to give my clitoris my full attention if it's going to give me the result I want. This level of concentration is hard to obtain while a guy is bouncing in and out of me, rhetorically asking me if I "like that."

Look, I know that my years of being denied oral sex is my fault too. I was a different person then. I never asked for what I wanted, because I worried it would make me seem less attractive. It's something a lot of women feel, that it's more important to fulfill a man's desires over our own. You know, in order to "keep him." Even the most headstrong, self-reliant, progressive women fall victim to this line of thinking. I have finally been able to fully shed myself of my meekness when it comes to sex and I know now that I can not only demand what I want but also deny what I don't want: blowjobs.

Post: #2

Since we're on the subject of sex.

Let's reference a picture.

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Who the FUCK would go down on this thing and not receive anything in return?

Conclusion: A thirsty, thirsty, dude, that's who !

Rating: WNB with a 10 ft pole.

Also, let's reference some of her work:

My Never ending Struggle to Accept My Weight (I'm too lazy to workout and diet)
Do Fat Girls Have More Risky Sex? (I'm a slut duh)
My Abysmal Failure to Have Sex on a Cruise Ship (I'm desperate)
Online Dating Made Me Realize I'm a Shallow Person (I'm super picky but have nothing to offer)
I Had a Sex Slave, and It Was Awesome (Thirsty Dudes Love Me)
Living Alone Is Everything I've Ever Wanted, So Why Do I Feel So Miserable? (I have deep issues that have been left unresolved)

Overweight, "feminist", blogger, "activist", etc.

The Verdict ? Insecure, low self-esteem, possible BPD, "young wild and free".

Yet with all these wonderful "qualities" and "life experiences" somehow the thirstiest of dudes will stoop this low to "worship" the ground she walks on.

If this doesn't shed some light on American dating and thirsty dudes....I don't know what will.

Post: #3

A fat girl that doesn't suck dick?!?! I didn't even know they make those. A guy who comes over just to eat out a fat chick, receiving nothing in return, the thirst is real gentlemen...

Post: #4

Any guy who dumpster dives a fat girls dustbin deserves anything they get.

Post: #5

^ Lol,

I remember I was once eating a girl out, got her to the point of orgasm then she straight up kicked me out of her place with no provocation.

Those were some cold days.......

Post: #6

(03-24-2015 12:37 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Also, let's reference some of her work:

My Never ending Struggle to Accept My Weight (I'm too lazy to workout and diet)
Do Fat Girls Have More Risky Sex? (I'm a slut duh)
My Abysmal Failure to Have Sex on a Cruise Ship (I'm desperate)
Online Dating Made Me Realize I'm a Shallow Person (I'm super picky but have nothing to offer)
I Had a Sex Slave, and It Was Awesome (Thirsty Dudes Love Me)
Living Alone Is Everything I've Ever Wanted, So Why Do I Feel So Miserable? (I have deep issues that have been left unresolved)

first class hamsturbation material. groan-inducing yet accurate peak into the mind of the average, aging, single and unhappy "strong independent woman" ™.

all young women should be forced to read and decide if they truly want to be a "strong independent woman" ™ anymore.

EDIT: seriously, you can't make this shit up (from the cruise ship piece):

Quote:Normally this isn't the sort of thing I aim for when vacationing, but this year, circumstances changed. That's because I decided to make my first real New Year's resolution—no sex until I'm in a relationship—which I managed to break a few hours after the clock struck midnight on New Year's Eve. (It was with the same guy I slept with last New Year's, so I wrote it off as a holiday tradition.)

Post: #7

Sad to report - the "guy" in this story that comes to service her once a week is part of the problem too

Post: #8

My favorite part...she gives him the OPPORTUNITY to eat her out?

Delusions of grandeur

Post: #9

(03-24-2015 01:10 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  Sad to report - the "guy" in this story that comes to service her once a week is part of the problem too

sadly, this seems to be 100% correct (from her "weight acceptance" piece):

Quote:I'm not going to lie and say that I would hate being thin. That's bullshit. I'm really just saying that I don't hate being overweight. A middle-aged man who frequently touches my vagina with metal objects (also known as my gynecologist) tells me that losing weight is the only thing that could possibly cure my PCOS. That's my only motivation to try and drop the pounds, but I'm not in a rush. It's strange feeling like there's something wrong with you because you don't despise yourself.

Some of you are going to think I shouldn't promote body positivity because you happen to think it's ugly. You also might try to disguise your distaste of fat women by bringing up the health bullshit, as if we are not all going to die one day. That's fine. For every ten of you who think I'm horrific, there's another ten who are down to fuck, regardless of the stretch marks on my boobs and the cottage cheese on my thighs (literal and figurative). And if I can remember that fact, I feel pretty OK.

also, thanks to her "journalism" my hamster tolerance levels are now officially overloaded for the day.

Post: #10

(03-24-2015 12:42 PM)Medic42 Wrote:  A fat girl that doesn't suck dick?!?! I didn't even know they make those. A guy who comes over just to eat out a fat chick, receiving nothing in return, the thirst is real gentlemen...

Oh, he received something in return. It will probably manifest as throat and mouth cancer in a decade or so.

Post: #11

Along with voting, blogging is another huge mistake we gave women the right to.

Post: #12

For me the most jarring thing about this is the fact that she decided that this nonsense was worth publishing, and someone higher up, ostensibly in charge of quality control, agreed. It's one thing the narcissism present in the actual content, but to actually feel as though this experience is so important as to be worth the time of thousands of people is another level.

Having said that, over 600 comments in less than a day, and I'm here writing about to too so maybe she was justified.

Post: #13

No matter what you may think to the contrary, these women have "fan clubs" too

Obviously, these chaps are less discriminating

Their dicks don't have a conscience

Post: #14

Here is a funny thing worth noting:

Nothing in this creature's verbiage means that she won't be slurping on a cock 15 minutes from now if she feels like doing it or if the right dude shows up -- for better or worse for all involved, LOL.

There is nothing in the world more meaningless than the verbal vows of females, especially if they relate to anything sexual. Might as well put that in the dictionary under "meaningless".

Post: #15

Quote:Why I Don't Give Blowjobs
March 23, 2015

By Alison Stevenson

Ever notice how fat woman seem to publish a lot of articles on their sex life (or they try to spin their lack thereof)

Quote:I don't suck dick. That's the deal, plain and simple.

You should state this upfront to every man so that he doesn't have to strain his eyes looking at you for more than three seconds. In fact, wear a sign. or a T-Shirt. There's plenty of real estate to get the message across in big, bold letters.

Quote:I know this statement is sure to enrage heaps of men, and even women, who consider blowjobs a mandatory part of anyone's sexual repertoire. I totally get that. Here's the thing, though: I fucking hate it. I've never enjoyed cramming a penis in my mouth.

Have you tried pretending it was a corn dog? Obviously you have no problem cramming food in your mouth.

Quote:I want to clarify that this does not at all mean I hate penises...

YADA YADA YADA
YADA YADA YADA

All I'm saying is that I despise the act of putting one in my mouth, and forcing my mouth to partake in the motions my hand or vagina could perform instead.

Yet as you're about to tell us, you don't do either of those either.

Quote:I currently have a man in my life who I'm not exactly dating, but who comes over about once a week to eat me out.

You mean in your orbit.

Quote:The only thing I give him in return is a pat on the back for doing a good job. Some might think this arrangement is strange, but I prefer to think of it as pretty damn close to perfect.

There's no pleasing you is there, huh?

Quote:It was on our second date that I first gave him the opportunity to suck on my clitoris. After thanking him for giving me a ride home, I simply said, "Want to come up to my place and eat me out?" He gave me an enthusiastic yes, and we got to it. I sat on his face until I came, then sent him home.This has been our arrangement for a little over two months now.

I want to see a picture of this man. I'm not entirely convinced "he" is not just a handsome lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell.

Quote:If you're wondering why we don't have sex, it's because I have made a promise to myself not to have sex until I'm in a relationship.

Oral sex is still sex. If it wasn't, prositutes wouldn't charge for a blow job, they'd just be happy to have something warm in their stomachs.

Quote:While this guy is obviously very generous, the chemistry is not really there when it comes to the little things, like conversation.

Any man is generous if he shares so much as eye contact with you.

Quote:Since starting things with him, I have resolved to never suck a dick again. I have also resolved to refuse getting romantically involved with any man who doesn't want to eat me out.

I wonder why.

Quote:Even if he has passwords for both Hulu Plus and HBOGo, I will still find the strength in me to call it quits if he can't put his mouth down there. Am I being selfish? Probably. But I don't care.

If it takes strength on your part to ditch him for not meeting your..er..standards despite him having Hulu Plus, HBOGo, Netflix, then you're not, just trash.

Okay. I lied. You're also selfish. Trash women like you always are.

Quote:In fact, I firmly believe this perceived selfishness is owed to me. This selfishness comes from many years of having sexual encounters with men who rarely ate me out. If they did, all but two or three of them never bothered to do it long enough for me to actually come.

They never ate you out and you slept with them anyway. This 'guy' you speak of eats you out and you only pat him on the back? How generous of you.

Quote:The real root of the problem seems to be that too many straight dudes are under the impression that women orgasm from penetration. The only thing a man has been able to give me during penetrative sex is HPV

How men did you sleep with before you got HPV?

Better yet - how many men did you sleep with before you realized you had HPV?

Quote:I have never been able to come from penetration alone, and I am in the majority: Between 50 to 75 percent of women need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm. A small portion of women are fortunate to have their clitoris positioned close enough to their vagina that they can come from just sex. Sadly, while my clitoris is in the same region as my vagina, it is still too distant for me to not need oral sex.

You're just big-boned and big-vagina'd. We got it.

Quote:Think of my clitoris as Alaska, while my vagina is Russia. (If you need a less cold or oppressive analogy, replace Alaska with South Korea and Russia with North Korea.)

A less oppressive analogy would be the omission of an analogy.

Quote:I'm fully aware that there is such a thing as stimulating myself while being fucked. However, I've never been able to actually make this work

To far down your stomach to reach with those sausage fingers of yours?

Quote:Look, I know that my years of being denied oral sex is my fault too. I was a different person then. I never asked for what I wanted, because I worried it would make me seem less attractive.

You actually slept with men then, now you're barely getting your box munched. What a coincidence.

Quote:Even the most headstrong, self-reliant, progressive women fall victim to this line of thinking. I have finally been able to fully shed myself of my meekness when it comes to sex and I know now that I can not only demand what I want but also deny what I don't want: blowjobs.

I think you just don't want men in your life. Women, on the other hand...

G

Post: #16

(03-24-2015 12:37 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Since we're on the subject of sex.

Let's reference a picture.



Who the FUCK would go down on this thing and not receive anything in return?

Conclusion: A thirsty, thirsty, dude, that's who !

Rating: WNB with a 10 ft pole.

Also, let's reference some of her work:

My Never ending Struggle to Accept My Weight (I'm too lazy to workout and diet)
Do Fat Girls Have More Risky Sex? (I'm a slut duh)
My Abysmal Failure to Have Sex on a Cruise Ship (I'm desperate)
Online Dating Made Me Realize I'm a Shallow Person (I'm super picky but have nothing to offer)
I Had a Sex Slave, and It Was Awesome (Thirsty Dudes Love Me)
Living Alone Is Everything I've Ever Wanted, So Why Do I Feel So Miserable? (I have deep issues that have been left unresolved)

Overweight, "feminist", blogger, "activist", etc.

The Verdict ? Insecure, low self-esteem, possible BPD, "young wild and free".

Yet with all these wonderful "qualities" and "life experiences" somehow the thirstiest of dudes will stoop this low to "worship" the ground she walks on.

If this doesn't shed some light on American dating and thirsty dudes....I don't know what will.

kaotic, don't hold back tell me how you really feel man!

Good stuff.

Post: #17

You forgot to read that she not only refuses to suck dick, but absolutely adamantly wants you to eat her fat cheesy pussy!

Feminism in a nutshell: Eat my pussy, but I will never suck your dick!

I remember this one Polish chick (a 5.5 on a good day) married to a successful dude - both in their 30s. She then found out that he cheated on her with a hot 20-something girl (actually found porn pics of that girl on his notebook). She divorced him and then after some frantic cock-carousel-riding hitched up with a fat truck-driver. At least she had the common sense that at her age, body and being a single mother, her options were limited. He was a good enough guy and probably the best she could do.

She also mentioned that she does blowjobs vigorously now on her new man. She said that she learned her lesson since she gave her former husband none. But that is a Polish woman - a Western one would take a dump on her man and call herself the victim there.

Post: #18

This is just another disheartening example of the flaws of modern media.

Outrage is the hottest commodity on the market.

Break this down. This isn't news. This isn't information that you could use for any real purpose.

This is a rant by an average narcissistic fat chick. It's completely worthless to anyone. It has absolutely zero value.

Yet it manages to bring in hundred of comments. The editors of Vice probably just looked at all the outrage in the comments and laughed because they know it is good for business.

Aside from a few exceptions bloggers and publishers by extension are the scum of the earth.

We don't even know if this is real or not. For all we know it could be fiction.

Post: #19

She sounds like a forum big baller troll or something.

Like a wannabe alpha male. She has clearly been dumped too many times.

"Oh ya brah, I have her come over every Wednesday night, cockslap her face and then nut all over it. Then I kick her the fuck out and she comes begging back for more."

This is what she imagines men have been saying behind her back. She is like an 8th grade boy telling tales about accomplishments that he thinks are cool after hearing the stories of his 16 year old older brother.

The funny thing is that the above situation can and has worked when used by men on the upper echelon of females [upper echelon sexually, duh]. If the sexes are reversed though this arrangement only works for male 1's and 2's. Sissies with cuckold fetishes that like being "pegged". FemDom fantasies are cool for women for a while, but eventually they always include a third man. The bull.

Post: #20

(03-24-2015 02:20 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  kaotic, don't hold back tell me how you really feel man!

Good stuff.

I was fired up after writing about the UVA case that I wrote about.

Then responded to a girl posting this online, she laughed her ass off on my responses and everyone gave me props and agreed.

Post: #21

The guy who is giving her the oral needs to be studied. I'm more interested in his story than hers. Probably received some psychological trauma by some female at some point in his life.

Post: #22

Lying fat fattie is a fat fattie liar.

(That's turning into my new catchphrase.)

Post: #23

That was horrible to read.

Not because of the topics or content, but because it just reeks of ego and "me,me,me" mentality.

She's a dreadful person and needs to sort herself out.

Post: #24

I don't believe she's real. It almost reads like a parody of the fat, entitled feminist we pillory here at RVF. I could be talked into believing this is a made-up persona designed to make feminists look bad.

Post: #25

^ poe's law?