Kona
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-15-2012 09:46 PM)joehoya Wrote: "If you think I'm bad, look at that crazy motherfucker over there!"
The Republicans are just giving this one away.
I'm dying for somebody to go after the Mormon thing. I wish this Santorum guy get to it.
Start saying Mitt is gonna ban coffee and beer. Or make you join multi-level marketing scams. Or that the darker your skin is the dirtier your soul is. Or my favorite, if you are an unmarried woman but have a boyfriend, and you can't resist the temptation to have sex, you should let the man ass fuck you. As long as you describe the act in detail to the church elder, you can still get to the highest level of heaven.
If Mitt is true to his people he's gotta press shit like that on the people. If not he's a sham.
Plus, he puts his dog on top of his car: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/m...story.html. That's not cool.
Either way neither one of these screwballs will beat Barack Obama.
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(This post was last modified: 03-16-2012 04:50 AM by Kona.)
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-17-2012 04:28 AM)reppin_the_847 Wrote: He's fiscally conservative
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-16-2012 10:46 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote: inb4 a report comes out that Santorum's wife also did porn.
While that might have been said as a joke, I am begining to believe that Santorum's war against abortion and porn all stem from the fact that he is still pissed that his wife was getting dicked down by this older player before he came along.
For those of you who don't know the story, before the wife hooked up with Santorum, she was shacked up with this Obstetrician/Abortion doctor who was 43 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. Not only was this guy 43 years older than her, HE DELIVERED HER, so he had known her all of her life.
Essentially, when Santorum's wife was a 22 year old nursing student, she was looking for a place to rent. Her parents recommended that she call the abortion doctor who was renting out his basement, since he was both a friend of her dad and the man who delivered her. What could go wrong? HAHAHA
THE FIRST FUCKING NIGHT she moved in she came upstairs to his room because she was "scared", and didn't leave for years. Yep, this 63 year old doctor was boning this 22 year old nursing student that he helped bring into the world. After the doctor was done pounding her for 5 years straight, Rick Santorum got what was left over.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/20...riend.html
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-17-2012 08:43 PM)joehoya Wrote: (03-16-2012 10:46 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote: inb4 a report comes out that Santorum's wife also did porn.
While that might have been said as a joke, I am begining to believe that Santorum's war against abortion and porn all stem from the fact that he is still pissed that his wife was getting dicked down by this older player before he came along.
For those of you who don't know the story, before the wife hooked up with Santorum, she was shacked up with this Obstetrician/Abortion doctor who was 43 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. Not only was this guy 43 years older than her, HE DELIVERED HER, so he had known her all of her life.
Essentially, when Santorum's wife was a 22 year old nursing student, she was looking for a place to rent. Her parents recommended that she call the abortion doctor who was renting out his basement, since he was both a friend of her dad and the man who delivered her. What could go wrong? HAHAHA
THE FIRST FUCKING NIGHT she moved in she came upstairs to his room because she was "scared", and didn't leave for years. Yep, this 63 year old doctor was boning this 22 year old nursing student that he helped bring into the world. After the doctor was done pounding her for 5 years straight, Rick Santorum got what was left over.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/20...riend.html
This guy needs an honorary invite to the RVF forum.
Afterwards, Rick Santorum should get the "beta of the month" award from Roissy.
Rick in high school:
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-18-2012 10:18 AM)The_CEO Wrote: (03-18-2012 01:06 AM)Brian Wrote: (03-17-2012 10:42 PM)Amour Fou Wrote: I just can't seem to get through the fact that a guy like this went so high in the political scenario with this kind of discourse.
Dark, dark times...
Yeah, me too. I mean no one really knows much about the guy. He sealed all his records, and spent his 20's hanging out with radical socialists and terrorists like Bill Ayers, doing drugs, etc. Heck, the minister who married him hates white people. I still cant believe he's President. Oh, wait, you guys aren't talking about Obama?
Brian Santorum.
How sweet.
Maybe he'll give you a special cabinet "position" for your support.
No, trust me dude, I'm not a big Santorum fan. He's last on my list of the four. Too socially right for me. I couldnt tell you the last time I went to church. I just want to see someone who has a remote idea how to run a business or balance a budget. I'll be voting for whoever the R's nominate but I'm hoping its Romney (since I think Paul is toast).
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RE: Rick Santorum wants to ban porn
(03-16-2012 10:41 PM)RioNomad Wrote: I never follow politics, but every clip I see of Santorum is completely fucking ridiculous. Dude is a straight clown. Is porn, gay marriage, abortion and Planned Parenthood REALLY the big problems our country is facing right now? Man the fuck up Santorum and actaully attempt to tackle an issue that will HELP the people of America, not just push your faggot ass personal beliefs onto us. The government is here to protect it's citizens, not micro manage our personal morals and beliefs.
Well... to be fair, Santorum is touching upon the issue that Heartiste touches upon all the time (a school of thought that Roosh also subscribes to).
Gay marriage, abortion and planned parenthood are ALL part of a coalition of forces (with feminism, too) out to destroy the bourgeoise family model - the nuclear family. I happen to believe this is detrimental to Western civilization's continued success.
Santorum, I suspect, lacks the imagination or intellectual swagger to articulate this is what is going on, but yeah, it is. I actually agree with Santorum on many issues and people who compare him to Saudi fanatics are ignorant of Catholic doctrine and Christianity in general, be it historical or theological. Atheists are often more intolerant of religion than vice versa.
The problem with Santorum is that he is no intellectual, not especially visionary, and not practical and I think he'd just be a Bush-repeat, which would be worse than useless. Romney will be a far more competent, result-oriented and capable executive than Santorum, so he's got my vote. Romney, as a Private Equity executive, also has a grasp of economics sorely lacking in politics these days.
A year from now you'll wish you started today
(This post was last modified: 03-18-2012 11:22 AM by ElJefe.)
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