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Last night I rolled out to a club with my bud. We started early and got a great place. I stayed at the bar so I wouldn't need to walk up to anyone to approach. I probably approached ten different girls last night or more.

I tried Mystery's openers and the guess my number thing but the club is was way too loud for elaborate openers. I did get a two set interested in what I was saying but only one friend heard what I was saying and the other one dragged her off. Believe it or not the girl who dragged her off was a 8(most likely 7 after I wasn't drunk and she took off all the make-up). I had mild success with saying "hey your friend looks shy" or "you look like your shy".

The bad was my wingman was a complete crybaby and wandered the club like a lost puppy. When I introduced him to any girls he just walked away and keep trying to get me to buy another beer to get wasted -- a game killer so no way.

We got into a set that we stayed with most of the night when I used the line "you guys look like you are having the most fun out of anyone here." There was another guy in this group and he actually was very nice to me and my friend and we occupied the friends while he isolated his target.

A girl in that set bought us drinks which was very cool I thought, I told them "you didn't put roofies in these did you?". I ran material on the hottest girl in the group and got her attention away from my friend. I approached first so I felt like I get the pick of the girls. She asked me my name and I said James Bond, she was laughing a lot at that and keep asking my friend about me. She asked did I want to dance with them and I said "I'd make everyone jealous" and "I can only dance the tango." I got her to flex and got her to feel my bicep. I told her she reminded me of a girl who went to my school and ran around the playground making horse noises("we called her the crazy horse lady") props to Brad P. for that opener. My friend bought her a drink which I thought was weak. I put my arm around her and told her "what is he to you an atm?" and asked her to buy me a drink. My buddy then proceded to punch me in the back. I didn't want a fight so I went after her friend. Her friend was touching me a lot so I told her hands off the merchandise this shit ain't for free. This set disappeared somewhere and I thought it was over for us with this set. So I chatted up some more cute girls. My buddy like an idiot did not tip the bartender and stopped getting service, I did and was very friendly with the staff. He instead was a jerk to them.

I saw the set again and I indirectly approached the girl I called the crazy horse lady "hey it's the crazy horse lady". My buddy at this point was roaming the club like a lost child but he found me and the set again. He went after the crazy horse lady as I called her and I went for her friend who was touching me above. I did what Roosh does for kino, hand on the back, to the hip and then to the ass. I told her did she want me to kiss her. She repeated my question probably as a shit test of sorts or something and I said I didn't say you could. I went in for the kiss and she started to make out with me. I stopped her to avoid buyer's remorse. I asked her to bite my lip which she did. I also did something Meehow does which is "hey give me a high five, now give me a high five like you slap ass, alright now slap my ass". I got her to do this twice. Everytime we kissed I told her she couldn't get enough of this manly goodness. I also drew her in close very rapidly to give off that dominant rape-y vibe.

We bounced to another club and grinded and my friend was still trying to get the number of the crazy horse lady. I tried to help him by asking "he'll be your fashion consultant for free" but instead he would hit me on the back again like a dick.
After last call I gave the girl I isolated my cell phone "here I need your number". She said "please text me" I said I can't make any promises. The girls were leaving then or so I thought anyways. I wanted to get a cab with my bud but instead he kept chasing after the crazy horse lady who left her friends for some reason.
She called him cute but she didn't give him her number and eventually I could tell she was creeped out by him. After he walked around for a good half hour trying to find her again we ran into her friends(the girl I got the number from and her sister).

The girl I got the number from was occupied by three different guys so I don't know if they got laid that night. My bud wanted me to stay out and bug crazy horse lady's friends to find out where she went but I called a cab. He also said "you have to man your girl is with other guys." I said I didn't care(I didn't) and went home.

Overall I had a great night but I got over my fear of rolling solo. The people were nice in the club and my friend was away from me most of the night looking for girls he bought drinks for instead of sitting with me to get hot girls. Solo is the best way to roll honestly.

Questions for you guys now:

Will the girl I got the number from flake cos she was with three diff guys after?
When I was approaching sets I couldn't get everyone's attention and it was so loud I had to lean in sometimes but most of the time the girls would get really close to me so I could talk to them. How can I better work a set when I'm alone? How can I be louder I hurt my throat from yelling so much but I still had to repeat myself?