Post: #1

Maybe a better option than fat American pigs?

Post: #2

This is going to be worse than the period juice thread.

Post: #3

Well, it wasn't donkeys, but in Colombia Roosh was getting down and dirty with the sheep.

Post: #4

First the 'So how many dicks have you sucked?' thread and now 'Have you tried Donkey sex?'

I'm not sure I like where this place is going.

Post: #5

Tried it, but post-sex conversation left much to be desired. Will not try again.

Post: #6

"...He's not completely Zoo."

So, I guess we now have Straight, Gay, and Zoo.

I wonder when the Zoo rights movement is going to kick into gear. Anyone here doing research for "Bang Donkey"?

Post: #7

Thought this thread was about my member.

Post: #8

(06-14-2012 09:24 AM)soup Wrote:  "...He's not completely Zoo."

So, I guess we now have Straight, Gay, and Zoo.

I wonder when the Zoo rights movement is going to kick into gear. Anyone here doing research for "Bang Donkey"?

Yes. Your standard spproach should be "Yeehaw!" Don't say it too loud or else the donkey will think you are too needy. Say it in a slow smooth voice like the alphasoup you are.

Then you proceed with the basic kino/escalation techniques. I like to pet donkeys it keeps them relaxed after along day on the farm. Donkeys need to feel relaxed. WOAH TIGER GET OFF THAT TAOL. DON''T PET THE TAIL ITS MAD BETA YO. ARE YOU BETA? NO YOU NOT.

Number close, Take it out on a hay date and Go for the bang.

Post: #9

(06-14-2012 11:52 AM)Rosca Wrote:  

(06-14-2012 09:24 AM)soup Wrote:  "...He's not completely Zoo."

So, I guess we now have Straight, Gay, and Zoo.

I wonder when the Zoo rights movement is going to kick into gear. Anyone here doing research for "Bang Donkey"?

Yes. Your standard spproach should be "Yeehaw!" Don't say it too loud or else the donkey will think you are too needy. Say it in a slow smooth voice like the alphasoup you are.

Then you proceed with the basic kino/escalation techniques. I like to pet donkeys it keeps them relaxed after along day on the farm. Donkeys need to feel relaxed. WOAH TIGER GET OFF THAT TAOL. DON''T PET THE TAIL ITS MAD BETA YO. ARE YOU BETA? NO YOU NOT.

Number close, Take it out on a hay date and Go for the bang.

Don't know, man..

Like the guy in the video, I usually don't get much ASD from Donkeys. I think that if you're not careful, you might end up over-gaming. I've tried running the cube, negging, elderly chat, etc. but these techniques don't seem to be effective in building attraction. After a while, she just wonders away without saying anything, and I'm left with my dick in my hand. I now have major AA from all the donkey blow-outs, and I can't watch Shrek anymore without getting a feeling of intense discomfort.

Post: #10

(06-14-2012 12:35 PM)soup Wrote:  

(06-14-2012 11:52 AM)Rosca Wrote:  

(06-14-2012 09:24 AM)soup Wrote:  "...He's not completely Zoo."

So, I guess we now have Straight, Gay, and Zoo.

I wonder when the Zoo rights movement is going to kick into gear. Anyone here doing research for "Bang Donkey"?

Yes. Your standard spproach should be "Yeehaw!" Don't say it too loud or else the donkey will think you are too needy. Say it in a slow smooth voice like the alphasoup you are.

Then you proceed with the basic kino/escalation techniques. I like to pet donkeys it keeps them relaxed after along day on the farm. Donkeys need to feel relaxed. WOAH TIGER GET OFF THAT TAOL. DON''T PET THE TAIL ITS MAD BETA YO. ARE YOU BETA? NO YOU NOT.

Number close, Take it out on a hay date and Go for the bang.

Don't know, man..

Like the guy in the video, I usually don't get much ASD from Donkeys. I think that if you're not careful, you might end up over-gaming. I've tried running the cube, negging, elderly chat, etc. but these techniques don't seem to be effective in building attraction. After a while, she just wonders away without saying anything, and I'm left with my dick in my hand. I now have major AA from all the donkey blow-outs, and I can't watch Shrek anymore without getting a feeling of intense discomfort.

That's because donkeys are only attracted to how much hay you have in your pocket. Hay>Game.

Anyone else notice that a lot of these donkeys are into freaky shit like whipping?

Post: #11

Donkey fuckin costenos man...

Post: #12

Definitely an Ass Man.

Post: #13

(06-14-2012 02:22 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Definitely an Ass Man.

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?soun...&play=true

Post: #14

This guy prefers something different

Post: #15

O_o

Yeah, at times like these, my right hand will suffice .

Post: #16

The sex was ok, but breakfast the next morning in the hotel lobby was a bit awkward.

Post: #17

Putting aside the fucked up aspect of having sex with a donkey. Dont these men worry about getting kicked?

Post: #18

Sound was too much like a New York girl for me to be able to enjoy it....

Post: #19

talking about bestiality.This happened yesterday and everyone is talking about it.
http://kenyastockholm.com/2013/05/11/11-...-national/

Post: #20

(05-11-2013 04:13 PM)pirate player Wrote:  talking about bestiality.This happened yesterday and everyone is talking about it.
http://kenyastockholm.com/2013/05/11/11-...-national/

Not to excuse this behavior, but I guess the difference is these people were making a porn movie and doing it for money.

Post: #21

(05-11-2013 04:25 PM)JayMillz Wrote:  

(05-11-2013 04:13 PM)pirate player Wrote:  talking about bestiality.This happened yesterday and everyone is talking about it.
http://kenyastockholm.com/2013/05/11/11-...-national/

Not to excuse this behavior, but I guess the difference is these people were making a porn movie and doing it for money.

yeah,,all the girls were from a polytechnic,that's true and the funny thing was how they got caught. one extra girl was cut out from the plus dough and so she decided to snitch them to the cops.

Post: #22

Nothing wrong with this bro. Sometimes you gotta be a little less picky when you're in a cold streak.

Also I couldn't help but notice the subtle hate in all the comments, just because someone doesnt look like you doesn't mean their value is inherently lower than yours, we are all equals. You complain about racism and then turn around and act speciesist. The poor creature is a victim of animal slavery and sexual abuse and here you guys are shaming and increasing his or her suffering.

People like you all are the reason we will never achieve equal consideration and respect for animals, and the abolition of animal slavery.

Post: #23

Pfft! Chicken guy and donkey guy have NOTHING on this guy:

Post: #24

(05-13-2013 03:21 PM)mental Wrote:  Pfft! Chicken guy and donkey guy have NOTHING on this guy:

And he refers to the car as a "he"...so they are a gay man-car couple?

Post: #25

If you are a newbie to donkey game, whatever you do DO NOT BUY ANY FREE CARROTS FOR THE DONKEY. I bought a free carrot for a donkey once and all it did was give me a quick hee-haw before wandering off with the other donkeys. No doubt these donkeys are used to beta males constantly giving them free carrots.