Post: #1

Been meaning to post this, I'll try to keep it short.

As I've mentioned before I run on a boardwalk, 2 weeks ago I went blazed as hell (I love running high), pretty sure I placed my keys under the bench I sat on to tie my shoes and left them, didn't realize it till I finished my run. Now I'm looking for them, back by my car there's a cop car, I'm not approaching the cop cause I'm high and I have weed + a pipe in my car. The cop asks me if thats my car, im obviously looking around, i said which one, she specified, yes, she asked my name in a dramtic but flirting way and now im 1/2 in the car with my shirt off and i could already tell she was chking me out, she seemed very feminent by her actions and arm but it was also very dark and I wasn't really trying to hang around because I had no idea if she went in my ride or not. But she eventually gave me my keys with extra hand contact and what I thought was flirting, she watched me jog to my car, then after I got in and was sitting in my ride she turned around, came back and said something like "next time blah blah(couldn't hear her) as she was smiling, I smiled and said thank you again. (swear I thought she said "leave ur weed at home" in a playful manner)

There were other things I think she did to flirt, I also saw her turn back to check out my license plate 1 last time before leaving, I know I was in a bad spot being high with weed in my car and a cop having my keys but I guess I was wondering what some of the toker/player's think about it?

I was thinking about writing a letter to the municipality thanking them + the cop specifically although it might be a little late for that....

Also the question of if smoking weed is worth it if you might get tested at work, I'm planning on graduate school and I can tell u an arrest for weed or failed drug test at work would probably screw me for life with what I'm trying to do..,, all this plus 1-2 other things has me thinking I need to stop smoking...

On a personal level, I'm waaay hornier, motivated, though-provoking but also introverted while high. I also feel like when I'm a constant smoker I'm not as sharp, with it, friendly, able to carry a convo, etc when I'm not high, I guess dull would be a good word.

I'm literally considering growing my own shit and using a vaporizer for my own health or quitting for 4-5 years at least.

Been 1 week or so since smoking...

Post: #2

We don't use text-speak around here.

Post: #3

Every time I read a story penned in text speak, I think of this:

Post: #4

Ok dude. First, sober up to post. Second, female cops are just like any other broad, they can be gamed. Most guys get intimidated because they carry guns and work around a lot of guys all day. Don't let that shit throw you. Play it cool, be upfront about what you're about. Part of their job is sifting through bullshit in people's stories, so don't bullshit. Check her out and look for the crazy, if she is crazy figure out your exit strategy. I've done a few cops in a couple of different places (because I like to shoot, and I'm ex military) and they're just like any other broad. Just remember you're a man and you're good to go.

Post: #5

Setting the grammar aside for a minute, the OP reminds me of this:

Post: #6

If you must carry weed only take a small amount, a gram or two. NEVER carry a pipe or any other kind of smoking apparatus! Doing this will reduce your paranoia and in the unlikely event you are confronted by a cop you've also cut your trouble in half. Cops don't care about a little weed.

Post: #7

In California, this is a non issue, I have been caught with weed many times and they always let me go. I'm talking about small amounts for personal use. If you have over an ounce, you could get arrested.

If you have less then an ounce, the worst thing that can happen is you get a ticket for possession which is literally the same as a parking ticket. It's not a misdemeanor or felony, its an infraction. Cops in California will not even waste their time writing the ticket, unless you are really an idiot.

As far as smoking weed, I would try to cut back as much as possible, you say it slows you down and makes you anti-social, this will only continue and get worse over time. You will only become more introverted, less witty, and less conversational.

It's okay once in a while, but don't make it regular thing.

The easiest way to get caught is to smoke it in your car. Keeping it at home is the safest thing to do. Either that or move to California.

BEING A STONER IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR GAME! YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST POWERFUL WEAPON TO GET GIRLS AND GET MONEY, WEED SLOWS DOWN YOUR MIND!

BE AN OCCASIONAL WEED SMOKER, DON'T BE A STONER.

Post: #8

Keep a one hitter if you're one of those people that has to have a pipe on weed on him at all times. It's easy to stash away and cheap so it's no problem if you have to chunk it.

Post: #9

(08-24-2012 02:52 PM)houston Wrote:  Keep a one hitter if you're one of those people that has to have a pipe on weed on him at all times. It's easy to stash away and cheap so it's no problem if you have to chunk it.

Houston is right, a one hitter holds everything in one place and it's easy to chuck. Personally I don't carry pipes for the smell or hassle of losing one. It only takes 30 seconds to make a pipe out of a beer can, take a few nice clean hits then destroy the evidence.

Post: #10

(08-24-2012 03:31 PM)painter Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 02:52 PM)houston Wrote:  Keep a one hitter if you're one of those people that has to have a pipe on weed on him at all times. It's easy to stash away and cheap so it's no problem if you have to chunk it.

Houston is right, a one hitter holds everything in one place and it's easy to chuck. Personally I don't carry pipes for the smell . or hassle of losing one. It only takes 30 seconds to make a pipe out of a beer can, take a few nice clean hits then destroy the evidence.

I use an apple or potato. Like this..





When I'm done I take a few bites for my breath and throw it away. If I need a new one I just take one off of an apple tree or go the grocery store and get one for 25 cents.

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Post: #12

(08-24-2012 03:31 PM)painter Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 02:52 PM)houston Wrote:  Keep a one hitter if you're one of those people that has to have a pipe on weed on him at all times. It's easy to stash away and cheap so it's no problem if you have to chunk it.

Houston is right, a one hitter holds everything in one place and it's easy to chuck. Personally I don't carry pipes for the smell or hassle of losing one. It only takes 30 seconds to make a pipe out of a beer can, take a few nice clean hits then destroy the evidence.

These are cool and easy to lay low with, but the bowl is pretty small. You can maybe get 5 hits.

Post: #13

I can't believe I never tried the apple before, it looks delicious. Being able to eat the evidence seems superior to crushing a beer can, plus it's healthy!