Post: #1

I basically had only 1 long term relationship in my life. When I was 17 I lost my virginity with this girl that I ended up having a relationship for 3 years.

Now that I am close to my thirties, with a few years gaming weomen, I realized that I have only introduced 1 chic to my family.

Every time there is a family get together they tease me about sucking with girls haha

To be honest I don't give a damn what my family thinks I just wanted to share this and see if everybody else in here has the same issue?.

Post: #2

I can relate to this. My traditional side of the family thinks i'm wife hunting and not good at it. I decided to fuck a few of my cousins to shut them up. It worked.

Post: #3

Palo Alto:
Putting Telly on your avatar was brillant. Hopefully you won't ever change it. Someone else should consider putting Casper or Harold on his avatar. In response to your question, I have never been married and never had a girlfriend. I have had some mini-relationships and more one night stands than I can count. I only have one night stands or mini- relationships. There is no in-between. No family member of mine has ever seen me with a girl. They must either think I am a flaming homosexual or I am absolutely horrible with girls. They must think that I start making death threats within five minutes of meeting a girl. I really don't care what anyone thinks ever. I guess that is at least part of the reason why I have accomplished what I have.

(09-01-2012 07:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I decided to fuck a few of my cousins to shut them up. It worked.

Something tells me that you are in no way joking when you say that.

Post: #4

I think they do because I'm getting older and have never brought a girl around. If they only knew

Post: #5

They think so, and it's still true.

I gotta get that fixed.

Post: #6

Pretty much everyone in my family knows I went from a social retard growing up to casanova.

Post: #7

One benefit of having facebook and letting family members view it is that there are no questions about my ability to attract women (i.e., "are you single because you're gay?")

Post: #8

My mum's asked me if I'm gay a couple of times now. My family members have literally no idea what I do with myself at any point. I quite like it that way.

Post: #9

I always hate birthdays and stuff because I'm always without a date there. In the past I showed up with my steady girlfriend a couple of times so at least they know i'm straight haha.

Post: #10

My family knows I'm a whore. They always joke about it. Since I was 16 I've been super social and done well with girls. I get shit for trying to fuck anything that moves. My mom says "you're just like you're father. Such a slut!". In a joking way, but still weird to have your mom call you a slut and a hound dog lol.

Post: #11

i always use the line from goodfellas. funny enough my grandma loves it

Post: #12

I've never introduced a girl to my parents but my famiy knows that I'm "successfully single." My mom wants grandchildren and wants me to settle down with a nice Jewish girl lol. My dad is cool with it.

Post: #13

I try not to talk about it with them, but I give them hints about how I'm doing. I think they get the idea that I'm not looking to slow down anytime soon.

Post: #14

Whenever my family asks I just tell them that I'm gay.
Then I go: "just kidding" and laugh for about two seconds.
I then interrupt my own laugh and (deadpan) say: "or am I?"

Post: #15

I don't like introducing girls to my family b/c it is awkward. They never know how long she'll be around, which usually is very short. They know I'm a whore, because I fucked one of my cousins too, and all the hot girls they hired in their biz.

They had to start hiring ugly bitches, and keep me away from the family reunions.

Post: #16

This is a matter of people who are repressed, who are personally frustrated.

My father made fun of me because he never saw me dating a woman... and he only got a woman to pay her bills.