Post: #1

Some of the truest alpha role models that I will always look up to:

1. Vince McMahon: The guy's a real fuckin boss, he has banged almost every single diva that worked for him. His famous conquest includes Rena Mero (Sable), Trish Stratus & Stacy Keibler.

2. Paul Michael Levesque: Started off as nobody named Hunter Hurst Helmsley, and managed to marry the boss's daughter who had a princess complex..now that is alpha!

3. Dwayne Johnson: Needs no introduction.... it's self-explanatory

4. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Give Me a Hell Yeah! Arguably one of the most alpha dudes alive, if you can talk like him then nothing will stand in your way of success, be it money or women.

5. Scott Hall: Razor Ramon was fuckin awesome, he came from Cuba and thought of himself as the Tony Montana of WWE, and most importantly the "Chicas for fun" vignette is something nobody else could have done the way Hall did.

6. Adam Copeland: Edge is alpha, admit it or not, he stole Amy Dumas (Lita), Matt Hardy's girlfriend, and has banged a few other divas as well. Matt Hardy is a fucking loser (go to youtube and find out why).

7. Hulk Hogan: I don't think I have to write anything here brother, it's just self-explanatory!

8. Randy "Macho Man" Savage: Self-explanatory!

9. Sean Waltman: X-Pac made one night in Chyna with diva Joanie Laurer (oversized clit), and has fucked many WWF divas. if you ever listen to his interviews on facebook, you'd know how awesome he is.

10. Kevin Nash: He isn't that alpha in real life, but was really cool as Disel and Vinnie Vegas. Furthermore, he is said to be a womanizer.

Feel free to ask why I didn't include other famous wrestler that you thought could have been role models! I have very good reasons for not including two of the best wrestlers ever.

Post: #2

You forgot two of the best: Macho Man and Ric Flair.

Post: #3

I have to disagree with you on Randy Orton. He is a 3rd generation pro, so he had a name in wrestling before he was born. Also, he threw Kelly Kelly under the bus for being a backstage whore. Probably because his game is weak as fuck and he couldn't hit it.

Post: #4

That's very good Sucio, these 2 should have been on the list,RIP Macho Man! But let's see if anyone can guess the 2 big names I intentionally did not include!

Post: #5

(10-17-2012 08:24 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  I have to disagree with you on Randy Orton. He is a 3rd generation pro, so he had a name in wrestling before he was born. Also, he threw Kelly Kelly under the bus for being a backstage whore. Probably because his game is weak as fuck and he couldn't hit it.

I don't think he likes sluts like Kelly Kelly, and he is married, so if he screwed her, it would have ruined his marriage. Just because he didn't fuck Kelly Kelly doesn't mean he doesn't cheat on his wife, I'm sure he does with other women who are not so famous.

Post: #6

John Cena is one, probably because his ex wife is ugly as fuck. The other one is Val Venis because people rarely remember the name Val Venis.

@ADM

What other reason would he have to air her dirty laundry to the listeners out in radio land and WWE fans that read and listen to everything wrestling? Anyone who has done any research into what goes on backstage knows that there are sexual politics. It's why Macho Man isn't in the WWE hall of fame.

Post: #7

(10-17-2012 08:28 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  John Cena is one, probably because his ex wife is ugly as fuck. The other one is Val Venis because people rarely remember the name Val Venis.

Hahah John Cena and Val Venis are far too beta to be here. The ones I didn't include aren't beta, one of them had a tattoo of a woman he was married to, and the other one was madly deeply in love wtih a diva that he got rejected by; even though he offered her to move in with him to his new mansion. True fans can easily name these two wrestlers.

Macho isn't on HOF because he molested Stephanie, or so I've heard! Vince even forgave Bret Hart, but not Savage, what did he do to piss him off so bad?

Post: #8

Bad News Brown - Didn't like nor trust anyone...and still was respected.

Magnificent Muraco

Post: #9

Taker!

Post: #10

Is one of them Jerry Lawler? He's notorious for banging the young ones. He also comes off as the type to fall head over heels for a bitch with the way he talks on the mic.

@ADM

That's what I was talking about with Macho Man. However, I don't think he molested her. Vince just found out about it.

Post: #11

mankind was always my favorite i loved that his finish him move was with a sock. he was overweight but could hang just as good as the really fit guys. he also took serious pain and he was always bloody and fucked up.

Post: #12

(10-17-2012 08:35 PM)RevolutionaryCause Wrote:  Taker!

That's one! Taker is fuckin alpha I know, but he was so madly deeply in love with Sara that he had her tattooed on his Adam's apple. Imagine how fucking painful it was to remove it. So 1 down, 1 to go!

Post: #13

Replacing Orton with Savage!

Post: #14

How can you not mention the Ultimate Warrior.... Macho Man and UW ALL DAY

Post: #15

Ravishing Rick Rude.

Road Warriors

Post: #16

Brock lesnar

Post: #17

I like this guy:

Post: #18

Road Warriors fuucckkkk yeahhh.... lol...

UW is still looking good. Man still has that intensity even outta the ring.

"Hulk Hogan "Karma is coming to collect"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQLtsq9lL8A

Post: #19

(10-17-2012 09:35 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I like this guy:

Is he William Regal's brother by any chance ?

Ultimate Warrior is a psycho in real life!

Post: #20

I can't believe yall have mentioned Linda McMahon, Vince's wife, and the Republican Senatorial candidate for the not-so-great state of Connecticut.

I can't take Linda seriously after seeing the crappy storylines she was involved in on WWE. Also, it troubles me to think a U.S. Senator, a member of what's supposed to be America's most august body, has probably been smashed by several well-known roided up pro wrestlers.

She's very masculine. I wonder why Vince stayed with her. I'm sure he's plowed many a WWE "diva" before. Vince and Chyna...

Edit: Shoot, this is a thread about *alpha* wrestlers. Actually, adding Linda still makes sense.

Post: #21

What about the Iron Sheik?

Post: #22

Alberto Del Rio! Having your own personal ring announcer is pretty awesome.

Post: #23

How could you not mention Ultimate Warrior and why did you put Hulk Hogan so low on the list.

Post: #24

Eddie Gurrerro.

Post: #25

the 4 horsemen were the ultimate wrestling stable, esp with their 1980s promos.