Post: #1

This is a thread where we share theories we developed ourselves or heard about concerning girls. You must be able to back it up with your own experience, but no scientifc explanation is demanded.

Let me show you what I mean:

Theory #1: Tall girls are usually much less trouble than short ones.
I'm not talking about damaged goods, drug users, etc. I'm talking specifically about how tall girls are usually much, much more chilled than short girls, specially in a group.
The tall girls will be cool with anything, not really worry a lot, while the little ones are always gossiping, blabbering, talking out loud, making a scene, and, of course, creating drama.
(Obs: short girl to me: less than 1,69m)

Theory #2: Girls who smoke are better in bed
This is probably a commonplace already, but for some reason the smokers I've had sex with were, in average, miles ahead of the non-smokers. Maybe smoking is actually a collateral of a more promiscuous life?

What theories do you have?

Post: #2

well girls that smoke are usually easier. if they are engaging in destructive behavior like smoking its a safe assumption that they are more quick to jump in the sack.

girls with excessive tattoos and piercings are also slutier because they live more in the now, take risks and are more down for one night stands. anyone with a thinking brain realizes all that shit is going to look stupid once they are middle age.

girls with natural redhair are generally crazy.

Post: #3

In case you were wondering, because 1.69M means absolutely nothing to me. It's a shade over 5'5"

http://www.qsl.net/w4sat/feetconv.htm

Post: #4

I have always said since college the bigger the hoop earrings the bigger the slut.

Post: #5

Girls who say "awkward" are cunts


Girls who hate cuddling or refuse to share a bed with you are major sluts


Girls who like to dance are more feminine than average


Short girl + Big tits = Slut


Girls over 18 with bad acne are slutty, because they lack the willpower to use make remover every night which means they lack the willpower to resist the cock


If a girl asks you to do anything within the first 8 hours of knowing her, she's super high-maintence

Post: #6

Good thread idea.

I'll second, or modify, the following:

1. Hoop-earrings equal slutty (or ghetto leanings)
2. Short girl + Big tits = Slut
3. Girls who smoke are better in bed more DTF

I'd also add, that I made this list of slut tells that I think mostly holds up to my current scrutiny, and that most of us can probably agree on.

A few other additions:

1. Korean girls tend to have big tits and no ass.
2. Girls will deep voices are more DTF.
3. Girls with high-pitched voices are more feminine.
4. Girls who broach the topic of (smoking) weed are more DTF.

I'll cook up some more.

Post: #7

The hump is the sign of the whore

What is the hump you ask? You ever see a chick with her hair pulled back and it has the "bump" in the middle going from the forehead to the tie? That's the hump. I have no scientific basis for this theory other than my ex g/f agreeing with me when I first said it a few years back.

Post: #8

Masculine looking females (small breasts, rectangular body shape, strong facial/jaw line) often have masculine traits and behaviour such as being hyper-ambitious in their career, having a witty sense of humour and regularly playing sports.

Post: #9

Wide mouth=wide (loose) vagina

Post: #10

(11-09-2012 05:51 PM)BIGINJAPAN Wrote:  I have always said since college the bigger the hoop earrings the bigger the slut.

HA! Maybe this is a Canadian thing, because I remember my Canadian friend always telling me that:

'The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe'

Post: #11

I second tall girls rule. They seem to be much less snobby, because almost all of them are awkward in some way. And I like dominating someone big like that, it feels more powerful.

Post: #12

The thicker or more voluptuous the girl, the lower the chance she can squirt. I've never gotten a squirter, but it seems like all girls in porn who can squirt are naturally very thin and have small breasts.

Post: #13

I don't know how to quote 1st post but

Quote: 3. Girls who smoke are (better in bed) more DTF

Give enough of the second, the first is a natural side effect.

Quote: the bigger the hoop earrings the bigger the slut.

Why do sluts wear giant hoop earrings? To put their legs in.

How do you quote? I've missed the 1st (for registration) and been lurking for 4 months

Post: #14

Not to de-rail, but ive dated 2 squirters, one 5'10 small tits big butt white girl. The second was 5'5 huge tits big ass Mexican. Maybe its the porn you watch Ringo?

Post: #15

(01-01-2013 11:15 PM)sylo Wrote:  Not to de-rail, but ive dated 2 squirters, one 5'10 small tits big butt white girl. The second was 5'5 huge tits big ass Mexican. Maybe its the porn you watch Ringo?

Never thought it that way, maybe so.

Since you have some experience, can you think of any tells that a girl is a squirter? I'm sure that would be valuable info.

Post: #16

I have racked my brain trying to figure it out, and the only thing I can come up with is that it is just going to be a great, amzing surprise. There is really NO TELL that I know of. Neither of them new they were squirters before, and both were actually very very embarrassed. They thought I might be grossed out or something. I said no way its so awesome fucking a squirter.

Post: #17

(01-01-2013 09:09 PM)Ringo Wrote:  The thicker or more voluptuous the girl, the lower the chance she can squirt. I've never gotten a squirter, but it seems like all girls in porn who can squirt are naturally very thin and have small breasts.

Flower Tucci disagrees (NSFW)

I've been with three girls whom squirt and have witnessed many more, all came in all shades and sizes the only correlation is that they were all sluts!

**I seen that somebody addressed this above. I'll add that supposedly a good chunk of women can indeed "squirt" its a matter of her being able to sync her muscles-brain-pussy to let it free. One girl I would swing with could squirt but her dude told me that he had to coach her to do it. Initially she was always 'stop' herself from doing it because I guess to a girl it feels no different then peeing to the brain so most women I guess shut it off because they think they are going to pee. So after a while she was able to sync shit and now she squirts like a cannon.

I'll add this one:

*** Girls whom constantly change their hair color and style are sluts. Hairdress do this often because of the nature of their work (most of them are sluts in my experience.. no easier lays to me than nurses and hairdressers). The idea is that females whom constantly change their hair color do it as a ploy to convince themselves they are 'anew' a new person. Because they ride way to much cock and must cry in the mirror the next morning or something. My confirmation on this is from my ease of picking up hairdressers, them telling me this, and other exploits with dodgy chicks whom each month must of blindly picked a box of color and switched up their hair.

**** Mixed-Girls (black-white) as much as I love them and how hot they are they routinely let me down to the point I avoid them unless the attraction is to strong. The reason? I have never come across a Mixed-Girls pussy that did not smell like a Chinese Market Fish Department. In my top 5 horrid pussy smell experiences mixed girls take 4 spots, I have my theories on why this is but i'll save that for another day. Many of my friends echoed this shit as when we would shoot shit if talk ever came up about smelly snatches many of the Mixed-Girls in our town would come up.

Post: #18

The darker a girl's skin is, the sweeter is pussy juice.
The lighter her skin, the more acidic.

Thoughts?

Post: #19

I think this has to do with spicy food. We excrete elements of the food we eat through our fluids. If darker women seem more "spicy" it's because their diet is probably more ethnic and has more spices. If you've ever eaten onions or something like that, then exercised, you'll smell it in your sweat. Same deal with women's snatches.

This is getting gross, but I guess it's info we all need to think about for various reasons...

(02-09-2013 09:02 AM)Ringo Wrote:  The darker a girl's skin is, the sweeter is pussy juice.
The lighter her skin, the more acidic.

Thoughts?

Post: #20

Has anyone noticed that tall women have looser vaginas? Maybe it's just my experience.

Post: #21

Women who are skillful drivers are good in bed, in my experience.