Post: #1

I'm actually trying out that "free communication weekend" from eharmony (gay i know) and this thing is ridiculous. They have all these staged questions but i have been getting responses, and might even get a few meets (close to closing on a few already)..
What are some sarcastic funny answers to questions like:

"Looking back on your life, of what are you most proud?"

"What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?"

"What is the most adventuresome thing you've done in the past year?"


i'm usually awesome at thinking up witty shit to canned questions like this but seem to be in a brain freeze today..

Post: #2

"Looking back on your life, of what are you most proud?"
Mucho sluts

"What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?"
Mucho sluts

"What is the most adventuresome thing you've done in the past year?"
Mucho sluts

Post: #3

I know what you're doing. You think that by micromanaging these kinds of details women will see what a funny, clever and cool guy you are. But the truth is that you'll never achieve that with passive communication such as this. While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 on them as opposed to 9/10 on messaging and communicating actively with other women on the site. If you only have a free weekend you need to shotgun,

Post: #4

(11-17-2012 06:40 PM)Vicious Wrote:  I know what you're doing. You think that by micromanaging these kinds of details women will see what a funny, clever and cool guy you are. But the truth is that you'll never achieve that with passive communication such as this. While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 on them as opposed to 9/10 on messaging and communicating actively with other women on the site. If you only have a free weekend you need to shotgun,

Very true about the shotgun approach with such limited time but witty responses can work. One of the first girls who contacted me, during our "guided communication", she asked "How do you handle anger?" I answered "Um, i go to a mall and go on stabbing sprees".. She thought it was hilarious and gave me her personal email on her next answer

Post: #5

(11-17-2012 06:40 PM)Vicious Wrote:  While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 online as opposed to 9/10 IRL

FIXD

Post: #6

"Looking back on your life, of what are you most proud?"
potty training. it was a hard road, but I do good now. usually.

"What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?"
that dream where I'm in the supermarket buying food and suddenly I realize I'm naked

"What is the most adventuresome thing you've done in the past year?"
Joined eharmony for epic sexytimes

Probably a bit over the top but I'd not take it seriously.

Post: #7

(11-17-2012 07:23 PM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 06:40 PM)Vicious Wrote:  While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 online as opposed to 9/10 IRL

FIXD

Sure, but this is the newbie forum. Baby steps.

Post: #8

"Looking back on your life, of what are you most proud?"
my most beautiful baby award

"What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?"
Picking up the oldest man still screwing trophy

"What is the most adventuresome thing you've done in the past year"
Bought a pair of brown shoelaces last month. Was going to get the black ones but thought wtf and just went for it!

Post: #9

(11-18-2012 08:20 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 07:23 PM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 06:40 PM)Vicious Wrote:  While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 online as opposed to 9/10 IRL

FIXD

Sure, but this is the newbie forum. Baby steps.

The first thing a newbie should do is actually go out and socialize.

Post: #10

(02-02-2013 09:20 AM)reino341 Wrote:  The first thing a newbie should do is actually go out and socialize.

Not everyone are immediately able to do that.

Post: #11

Why are you even considering harmony? With their focus on deep compatibility, the site is basically for people who want to get married. I tried signing up for an account a few years ago, and I was thrown off the site because my answers to their personality questions showed that I was only interested in sex. They only want people on the site who are looking for long term relationships. OKC has been much better.

Post: #12

(02-02-2013 09:20 AM)reino341 Wrote:  

(11-18-2012 08:20 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 07:23 PM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 06:40 PM)Vicious Wrote:  While you could come up with some good answers to these question your energy should be spent 1/10 online as opposed to 9/10 IRL

FIXD

Sure, but this is the newbie forum. Baby steps.

The first thing a newbie should do is actually go out and socialize.

There is nothing wrong with internet dating.

If a guy doesn't want to do day game, the internet is a valid source of pussy.

Also, on during the dates he goes on, he will get a lot of experience with "socializing" that way only with women instead.

Really all you gotta do is set up a meet within the 2nd-3rd email. Preferably at a coffee shop, then ask questions about her while shutting the fuck up and listening to her (I say it that way because a LOT of guys talk SO much and don't even know they're doing it).

put in some kino there, and you're good to go.

If you decide to go for the first day lay or wait for the second meet, its up to the situation.

There is NOTHING WRONG with net dating, EVEN as your PRIMARY source of getting women.

Remember, there is nothing you "Should" or Shouldn't do, Men all around the world are getting laid constantly, and they don't all use the same method, there is no one "right" way to get what you want with women.

The ONLY things you gotta remember is to make sure that:

1) You don't get married
2) You don't get married
3) You make her cum EVERY time(make sure she cums FIRST)
4) You don't get married
5) You don't give a shit *Important* (this will make you pass all shit test)
6) You don't get married
7)You don't get married
8) Use Condoms! (yeah some people like rawdogging it, but I'd rather not risk 18 years of financial ruin... you wanna have kids, get rich enough to have a nanny take care of them 24/7 and have kids with the youngest girl possible. . .and dont get married!)

Post: #13

Bump: this weekend eHarmony is offering "free communication" days.

Post: #14

(02-02-2013 09:41 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

(02-02-2013 09:20 AM)reino341 Wrote:  The first thing a newbie should do is actually go out and socialize.

Not everyone are immediately able to do that.

Hence the importance of getting it done as soon as possible.

Post: #15

eharmony sounds like a training/ classified program for betatude to me: Pay for the privilege of supervised relations and communication? If I were a woman and looking for a chump to marry I would go to eharmony...

Post: #16

How are you supposed to connect when the site won't let you be honest?