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You dumped Elvis Presley????
Men,

I am a big biography fan, and someone bought me an "Elvis Presley" and "Walt Disney" biography for Xmas.

One interesting thing that I have noticed is that both Walt and Elvis were dumped in their late teens and early 20's.

I was especially in shock over Elvis, he was dumped NUMEROUS times right before he made it big....How the FUCK do you break up with Elvis Presley?

You didn't think he was going anywhere?
You were holding out for something better?

And the worst part is that after Elvis croaked, all these women were interviewed over and over about dating Elvis, and some of them even wrote books about it.

Of course none of these women ended up doing anything. A couple married plumbers and carpenters, while Elvis sold 200 million records and Walt Disney produced 10 number one films and opened 2 amusement parks. (He died during the construction of Disney World)

So in conclusion: work on being successful, and if the women don't want to jump on board fuck em. History is in your favor.

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01-20-2013 02:08 PM
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RE: You dumped Elvis Presley????
Yea but he might have been a complete prick
01-20-2013 02:35 PM
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RE: You dumped Elvis Presley????
@lush1 lol, he might have been. But he is Elvis Fukin Presley!!!! He is probably the best looking man in the last 100 years (no homo)

He had a couple mansions, private plane, probably the best hookups in Vegas outside of Frank Sinatra, etc, etc

Walt Disney is a different story, pretty ugly guy, liked to draw cartoons of mice. Disney married some lady for most of his life, and didn't make the big money until much later...
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01-20-2013 02:41 PM
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RE: You dumped Elvis Presley????
Elvis didn't have any of that shit when those broads dumped him.

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01-20-2013 04:27 PM
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Their strategy wasn't even necessarily flawed. What are the chances Elvis would have stayed with any of those girls after he'd made it big? And what are the chances he would have made it big if they'd stay together?

Women in general don't date guys based on who they might become, they date them based on who they are today.
01-20-2013 05:06 PM
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RE: You dumped Elvis Presley????
Captain Power,

Your repeated use of the salutation "Men" in your threads is distracting and superfluous, as 99% of the readers of this forum can safely be assumed to be male.

Manually signing your posts to close out your messages is also unneeded, as your posting name of "TheCaptainPower", your automated signature which reads, "Captain Power" and your recognizable avatar of a shirtless man are sufficient to inform the readers of your identity.

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01-20-2013 05:59 PM
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RE: You dumped Elvis Presley????
When you're an artist, there is a fine line between "loser" and superstar.

Until you catch that big break, most people are going to think you're crazy and self-important.
01-21-2013 06:10 PM
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