Post: #1

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Post: #2

No bang, no story.

Post: #3

I had a maybe late 30something couple approach me at the bar while I was sitting watching some hockey last week.

I was pretty fucked up and I have the bar locked down as my neighbourhood spot so I was talking to some of the servers and this guy sits down beside me starts asking me peculiar questions about where I was from, what I liked to do, and how old I was. I didn't think anything of it, thought he was a friendly drunk guy.

Then his wife comes and sits down by him and she smiles at me. He tells me he has to go to the bathroom and whispers something in his wife's ear. She starts talking to me about how they like to have fun and go to vegas...yadda...yadda...solid 6/10 worth 40% of attention.

Husband comes back out and goes "well?", looking at his wife. I just kind of have a look of like "what the fuck are you talking about". She smiles and says oh he's a young boy, I'm tired. Guy gives me a pat on the back, tells me he hopes to see me around, and they leave.

Server girl comes up to me and goes, "you know it looked like they wanted to fuck you." It was eerie.

Post: #4

Old people are funny. In my experience talking to old people, I doubt the husband really felt you were a threat at all, and I bet the wife thought you were just being a "polite young man" and was not thinking of fucking you. At the most she may have daydreamt on the car-ride home, "oh I wish I were 15 years younger again so I could go on nice dates with nice boys like that."

It takes two to play the game: the player and the playee.

Post: #5

(02-14-2013 10:35 PM)guerrilla Wrote:  Old people are funny. In my experience talking to old people, I doubt the husband really felt you were a threat at all, and I bet the wife thought you were just being a "polite young man" and was not thinking of fucking you. At the most she may have daydreamt on the car-ride home, "oh I wish I were 15 years younger again so I could go on nice dates with nice boys like that."

It takes two to play the game: the player and the playee.

You're talking as if she was 70 or something, 40 isn't THAT old, but I get your point.

Post: #6

40 is hella old for a female.
EVery week Im chilling with my homies in some local pizza joint. The place is very popular and always crowded as hell so usually you get seated somewhere with other people.

EVERY week some over-the-hill woman tries to strike up a conversation with me, usually with her hubby/boyfriend sitting next to her not giving a shit.
These old hags are completely shameless.

There were times when I wouldve tried to act charming or something but nowadays I simply ignore them. I give short answers and dont even look at them.

Yesterday there was this old sour hag with a perma-scowl and her hubby at our table. She was giving her poor husband shit all the time, waving her hands around in his face, bitching at him.
She constantly tried to butt into me and my friends conversation and tried to get our attention by giving us snarky remarks.

My idiot friend of course felt the need to acknowledge her presence. I just ignored her as usual.
Later on she hogged up the young waiter, all with her husband sitting right next to her.

Later they took off (she and her husband, not the waiter) and she was bitching at him again.
I said to my buddy this is what hell must look like, waking up to that creature every day.

Post: #7

NFallin, they were swingers. They wanted you to fuck the female.

Post: #8

Just a word fetishist issue, but I hate it when people say "I gamed a chick"

So fucking inelegant. Gaming the system, sure. Gaming a chick? always has rubbed by literary sense wrong.

carry on
WIA

Post: #9

(02-15-2013 08:01 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  Just a word fetishist issue, but I hate it when people say "I gamed a chick"

So fucking inelegant. Gaming the system, sure. Gaming a chick? always has rubbed by literary sense wrong.

carry on
WIA

Aye, I'm not overly fond either, hence the inverted commas. It just seemed the right word at the time!

Post: #10

(02-15-2013 06:28 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  NFallin, they were swingers. They wanted you to fuck the female.

This.
No man..not even a beta is gonna be happy that your flirting us his woman.
Even as a beta he isn't gonna look you in his eye.

The were probably swingers, or open relationship.
We was happy because he probably gets off on the thought of his wife getting banged by some young guy. Not because he was depressed and didn't want to be near his wife.

Now you know..You should have went for the bang..and brought us back pictures

Post: #11

(02-15-2013 08:01 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  Just a word fetishist issue, but I hate it when people say "I gamed a chick"

So fucking inelegant. Gaming the system, sure. Gaming a chick? always has rubbed by literary sense wrong.

carry on
WIA

Yeah, I never use 'gaming.' I prefer 'macking,' or simply 'talking' (as why else would I be talking to a random chick, except to bang )

Post: #12

(02-15-2013 12:38 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

(02-15-2013 06:28 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  NFallin, they were swingers. They wanted you to fuck the female.

This.
No man..not even a beta is gonna be happy that your flirting us his woman.
Even as a beta he isn't gonna look you in his eye.

The were probably swingers, or open relationship.
We was happy because he probably gets off on the thought of his wife getting banged by some young guy. Not because he was depressed and didn't want to be near his wife.

Now you know..You should have went for the bang..and brought us back pictures

Fuck! Still learning guys....haha

Post: #13

(02-14-2013 10:15 PM)NFallin Wrote:  I had a maybe late 30something couple approach me at the bar while I was sitting watching some hockey last week.

I was pretty fucked up and I have the bar locked down as my neighbourhood spot so I was talking to some of the servers and this guy sits down beside me starts asking me peculiar questions about where I was from, what I liked to do, and how old I was. I didn't think anything of it, thought he was a friendly drunk guy.

Then his wife comes and sits down by him and she smiles at me. He tells me he has to go to the bathroom and whispers something in his wife's ear. She starts talking to me about how they like to have fun and go to vegas...yadda...yadda...solid 6/10 worth 40% of attention.

Husband comes back out and goes "well?", looking at his wife. I just kind of have a look of like "what the fuck are you talking about". She smiles and says oh he's a young boy, I'm tired. Guy gives me a pat on the back, tells me he hopes to see me around, and they leave.

Server girl comes up to me and goes, "you know it looked like they wanted to fuck you." It was eerie.

I had something very similar happen about 15 years ago, except the wife went to the bathroom and the husband asked me point blank if I wanted to come back to their room.

Told him I was looking for a piece of my own or some such thing, to which he got very flushed and they left as soon as she returned.

It was completely out of the blue as it was still fairly early and we had just been having a normal convo between strangers up to that point.

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(02-14-2013 04:25 PM)Teedub Wrote:  but I have no doubt if I'd have asked for her number discreetly, I would have got it.

I read your whole post. Did I miss the part where you "gamed her"?

Rename the post to " i talked to a woman at the bar"

Post: #15

That Real Madrid vs Manchester United match > talking to 40-45 year old women. Unless they are divorced billionaires and going to buy you a yacht.

Post: #16

(02-15-2013 12:38 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

(02-15-2013 06:28 AM)Acute Angle Wrote:  NFallin, they were swingers. They wanted you to fuck the female.

This.
No man..not even a beta is gonna be happy that your flirting us his woman.
Even as a beta he isn't gonna look you in his eye.

The were probably swingers, or open relationship.
We was happy because he probably gets off on the thought of his wife getting banged by some young guy. Not because he was depressed and didn't want to be near his wife.

Now you know..You should have went for the bang..and brought us back pictures

maybe the dude wanted to watch you bang his wife? who knows...

(02-16-2013 09:56 AM)Mersault Wrote:  That Real Madrid vs Manchester United match > talking to 40-45 year old women. Unless they are divorced billionaires and going to buy you a yacht.

Post: #17

Funny thing about the swingers is the first time they approach you it creeps you out. Now I just laugh and slap the guy on the back in a 'you're a little bitch' type of way and then kiss his wife and leave em standing there with mouths ajar wishing they could stop me.

True story: guy from the club offered me straight up $1,000 last night to fuck his girlfriend. If I ever get tight hmmmm ha

Post: #18

I've had this happen multiple times.The swinger's story of note for me was in SF-

I was walking through the club and felt a cold hand slide down my pants and grab my bare ass.

Keep in mind, I have a belt and jeans on. I turn around and its a cute blonde. She goes for the kiss immediately.

I duck the kiss. She turns to her older guy friend. He shrugs, and they go off on their way.

Post: #19

Dont know why some find swingers "creepy". I had some very good moments fucking women while their husbands were 10 feet away chatting with some of his friends. And no, 40 is not "old", heck, i know one or two 30-much/40`s that are hotter than most 20-ing bunnies.