Post: #1

...and by your whale some fucking new Pizzahut sliders?

Post: #2

Fuck no. And I love saying shit like "I hope you're getting your love today" or "I hope you're surrounded by love today" to chicks I know are single. I'm not specific about what kind of love I'm talking about, but I know they'll assume I mean the love of a man, when I know they don't have one. I just LOVE their pitiful responses, telling how they got together with single girlfriends, or had their kids with them, or how they spent it alone because they didn't have someone. One Filipina I just started hollering at had me laughing. She's separated from her husband, and the kids live with him (she sees them on the weekends). She said she went online just looking for a DATE for Valentine's Day - just to go out, something casual. She said every Filipino dude just wanted to go to a hotel...HA HA! We've already webcammed, and she's SO ripe for the bang. She's lonely and starving for affection. She would have been a decent V-Day bang for a guy with some real game.

Post: #3

I took sand to the beach.

Best ratios I have seen out in a long time around here and many were actually dressed in something other than a hoodie.

Post: #4

I don't know. Today I asked a girl if she had a lonely Valentines today. She goes

It was fine.

Haha!

Post: #5

Dear god double salad. That vid made my balls curls up inside of me.

At least she's "witty"!

Post: #6

I just came.

Post: #7

Sent this to some ladies and got some good responses:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If he is busy on Valentine's Day
Then the side chick is you