Post: #1

I know all of my fellow Canucks knew right away who I'm talking about, the legendary Don Cherry, aka Grapes, aka the suited up hockey pimp. Now I'd like to introduce the RVF members from around the world to this man who we call learn a few things from, especially you pillow-biting-beta-pussies looking a for an alpha male role model, here he is boys:

ALPHA VS BETA: Don busts the balls of his beta co-host, Ron MacLean for his weak suit selection on their popular show, Hockey Night in Canada.:





Don gets a suit made: Here's a vid of Grapes getting some cheap material for his next suit with that Newfie queer Rick Mercer (formerly of This Hour Has 22 Minutes):





Ol' Don is a fucking loose cannon to say the least and his infamous big mouth often lands him in hot water with the usual pussy suspects: the mainstream socialist media, environmentalists, anti-war folks, beta males, French Canadians, Euro weenie hockey player who couldn't throw a solid punch if they're life depended on it, etc. The CBC even had to put a 7 second time delay on him during Coach's Corner over the controversial things coming outta his mouth. some examples:

Don Cherry compares Ovechkin (Euro Weenie) to soccer players: from the video, "What we have to do is teach these kids THE CANADIAN WAY, what we have to watch is that we don't start acting like those GOOFY SOCCER GUYS." In this vid you'll also see my fellow Scotian, Sidney Crosby, best damn kid in the game these days, altough he has to harden the fuck up a bit.





Don Cherry, Truth About Natives: Ol' Grapes gets all political and opines about the plight of the poor Canadian Aboriginals, "Fair shake in life, go out and get your own fair shake in life and work for it, don't give me that stuff!"

THE BEST OF DON CHERRY CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS: Some real gems in there!





Beauty!

So there you go guys, a male role model any young budding player can look up to and learn a few things from, the suited down Real Super Alpha Dog.

Keep yer stick on the ice boys

Post: #2

He takes the suit thing way too far. I love suits, but his are ridiculous.

He's like Mystery...enough of a personality that he can get away with it. But if you are going to do the suit thing, don't use him as an example.

As far as being a dude who doesn't care what anyone thinks...I agree.

Post: #3

The suits are ridiculous bra. His car is dope though.

Post: #4

Love him. Opening music to Coach's Corner is #1.

Post: #5

Racist prick.

Post: #6

Read his book, and I've watched him on Coachs Corner since I was a kid. He talks a big game because he can and he's right 99% of the time. Real man.

Post: #7

Have to respect a guy that will go out on national TV and tell it like he thinks it is...Most " men " would cow tow to the liberals and the women. The only thing I never agreed with him on was his original view on us not joining the US in invading Iraq.

I also like how when Canadian soldiers die he brings it up every coaches corner and pays tribute. He reminds us every week of the stupid mistake we made in going over there and that there is a real price to pay for this fuck up we got dragged into.

One last thing. I love how he promotes canadians and pumps us up as much as possible. Canadians are so worried about looking cocky and arrogant. Even when we are really good at something. Nice to see a man promoting our country and our men.

Post: #8

Don't care for him
He speaks his mind all right...but it's often nonsense.
That he actually was considered In a short list for 'greatest Canadian ever' by the public is sad.

Post: #9

Loved his work with Ornette Coleman.

Post: #10

(04-19-2013 01:17 AM)scotian Wrote:  Don Cherry compares Ovechkin (Euro Weenie) to soccer players: from the video, "What we have to do is teach these kids THE CANADIAN WAY, what we have to watch is that we don't start acting like those GOOFY SOCCER GUYS." In this vid you'll also see my fellow Scotian, Sidney Crosby, best damn kid in the game these days, altough he has to harden the fuck up a bit.

The one time they had a dustup at the Caps bench Ovie looked like he was on the verge of taking Crosby's head off. Sid is the better overall player, but Ovie is way stronger. It wouldn't be pretty for Sid if they ever fought.

Post: #11

"ALPHA VS BETA: Don busts the balls of his beta co-host, Ron MacLean for his weak suit selection on their popular show, Hockey Night in Canada."

Yeah, he ridicules that poor guy quite a lot, lol. There used to be a similar dynamic in the Buffalo Sabres post game show where Mike Robitaille would pick on one of the other commentators.

Post: #12

(04-19-2013 03:06 PM)bigxxx Wrote:  Don't care for him
He speaks his mind all right...but it's often nonsense.
That he actually was considered In a short list for 'greatest Canadian ever' by the public is sad.

He is generally indeed an alpha male with regards to what this forum and myself think highly of. In terms of hockey, he's a total homer for Toronto and shames other Canadians for not agreeing that the Leafs should be the country's ordained team. That...is why I ignore 90% of what he talks about in regards to the NHL.

Post: #13

(04-19-2013 05:08 PM)Sugar Wrote:  

(04-19-2013 01:17 AM)scotian Wrote:  Don Cherry compares Ovechkin (Euro Weenie) to soccer players: from the video, "What we have to do is teach these kids THE CANADIAN WAY, what we have to watch is that we don't start acting like those GOOFY SOCCER GUYS." In this vid you'll also see my fellow Scotian, Sidney Crosby, best damn kid in the game these days, altough he has to harden the fuck up a bit.

The one time they had a dustup at the Caps bench Ovie looked like he was on the verge of taking Crosby's head off. Sid is the better overall player, but Ovie is way stronger. It wouldn't be pretty for Sid if they ever fought.

Sid never gets enough love for his toughness...there's a serious misconception that he'd shy away from a fight, no whats the point, he's the best player in the game when he's on the ice he helps his team win. He doesn't throw around his body the way Ovie does but maybe that's why Ovies play has diminished...they used to be talked about in the same breath now its not even close. Throwing around your body doesn't necessarily mean you're a good scrapper either. Check out Ovies fights and watch Sids fights, don't count the Canadian kid out, he doesn't need to fight but if the time calls for it, he can handle his biz, he's probably the best blend of physical toughness and hands in the nhl right now, if you dont' think he's tough, watch a game see how much abuse he takes, see how much he gives back, see how he rarely loses the puck despite being keyed on, toughness is shown in many forms on the ice.

Post: #14

Sid no doubt is tough. Because he is such a physical specimen and has insane strength I would be hesitant to pick a fight with him on the ice.

That being said as a life long philly fan I can tell you he takes so much flack because he is a HUGE whiner. Watch the games when he plays the flyers and all he is doing is screaming and crying at the refs.

Post: #15

(04-20-2013 01:49 PM)BIGINJAPAN Wrote:  Sid no doubt is tough. Because he is such a physical specimen and has insane strength I would be hesitant to pick a fight with him on the ice.

That being said as a life long philly fan I can tell you he takes so much flack because he is a HUGE whiner. Watch the games when he plays the flyers and all he is doing is screaming and crying at the refs.

Yeah, I don't remember Gretzky ever acting like that even when he was young.

Super Mario started bitching about the refs a little bit at the end, but at that point he had earned it. With 2 Cups and 10+ or whatever MVPs and scoring titles.

Post: #16

Grapes speaks at Mayor Rob Ford's inauguration, calls out City Council for being "bicycle riding pinkos"

Post: #17

(04-20-2013 01:49 PM)BIGINJAPAN Wrote:  Sid no doubt is tough. Because he is such a physical specimen and has insane strength I would be hesitant to pick a fight with him on the ice.

That being said as a life long philly fan I can tell you he takes so much flack because he is a HUGE whiner. Watch the games when he plays the flyers and all he is doing is screaming and crying at the refs.

no question he was horrible for whining especially early on hes cut back on it quite a bit, nowhere near where he was but he can still get whiny on ya at times. The Pitt/Phil rivalry can get vicious so I think that match up in particular can bring out the worst in him. Theyre a blast to watch tho, when the flyers dont stink up the joint like they did this year. Should've traded for a real goalie Luongo, instead of another seive and then eaten Bryzgalovs contract. That signing should be a wake up call to all gms, never expect a goalie to play the same when he leaves a defensive system unless your team plays a similar defensive system...Bobrovsky, Mike Smith look like all stars but on teams where they had to face an onslaught of shots they were average to below.

Post: #18

He reminds me of the typical stupid, ignorant american redneck. His suits are ludicrous at best, more like a retarded clown than a grown up man, let alone and god forbade, alpha. I dont care a bout hockey but the few times I watch it when friends or relatives are visiting, any time this clown comes on air, I either mute him or zap away. If this is a public figure and a source of pride for canadians, then that is truly sad and is a testament of the emptiness of the culture here.

Post: #19

(04-20-2013 08:25 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  He reminds me of the typical stupid, ignorant american redneck. His suits are ludicrous at best, more like a retarded clown than a grown up man, let alone and god forbade, alpha. I dont care a bout hockey but the few times I watch it when friends or relatives are visiting, any time this clown comes on air, I either mute him or zap away. If this is a public figure and a source of pride for canadians, then that is truly sad and is a testament of the emptiness of the culture here.

VP, if Don Cherry ran for PM, he'd likely get elected and when ever ol' Grapes kicks the bucket, there will likely be a day of mourning, maybe even a national holiday created, there will definitely be a lot of Canucks from coast to coast crying that day bud. I guess we just love retarded clowns up in Canada eh?

Post: #20

(04-20-2013 05:09 PM)Donnington93 Wrote:  



Grapes speaks at Mayor Rob Ford's inauguration, calls out City Council for being "bicycle riding pinkos"

Can someone translate that? It was incoherent.

Post: #21

If you aren't a fan of Cherry yet you should watch tonight's coaches corner. He talks a few minutes about female reporters in the locker room.
He makes some real points about how they are put on pedestals and how if they want equal opportunity they should allow male reporters into the locker rooms when women are showering or naked.

I will look for a link later when it is posted

Post: #22

(04-27-2013 07:11 PM)BIGINJAPAN Wrote:  If you aren't a fan of Cherry yet you should watch tonight's coaches corner. He talks a few minutes about female reporters in the locker room.
He makes some real points about how they are put on pedestals and how if they want equal opportunity they should allow male reporters into the locker rooms when women are showering or naked.

I will look for a link later when it is posted

Watched that too. He was right on point.

Post: #23

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