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All my ex's are having kids!
Yesterday I just found out an ex-GF is 31 weeks pregnant! Wasn't me; I haven't been with her in over a year. She's single, pushing 40, successful career and decided to do it on her own. Would it be rude to wish her a "Happy Single Mother's Day"?

My ex-wife remarried a few years after our divorce...had a kid 3 yrs ago, then divorced husband #2!

My first fiancé from 10 yrs ago also had 3 little rugrats.

All these chicks were the "strong, independent career woman" type. Only one ever talked about wanting kids when I was with them. It feels weird for me to think about all these babies now! All being pushed out of a tiny hole I worked so hard to get into!

One thing about women - as "independent, career minded" as they claim to be, they almost all answer nature's call to reproduce.

Speaking of answering nature's call...
05-14-2013 01:20 PM
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Anybody else freaked out when their ex's have kids? Or is just me? If so, I'll have another reason to go see a shrink...
05-14-2013 10:28 PM
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(05-14-2013 01:20 PM)Dexter Morgan Wrote:  All these chicks were the "strong, independent career woman" type. Only one ever talked about wanting kids when I was with them. It feels weird for me to think about all these babies now! All being pushed out of a tiny hole I worked so hard to get into!



Speaking of answering nature's call...

Maybe they had C-sections and are still worth the hard work to get into

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05-14-2013 10:34 PM
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Once they reach over 30 this becomes very common, I am surprised how sometimes they can become pregnant so quickly.

I know and of heard of many girls after coming out of a long relationship, suddenly becoming pregnant for the next sucker.

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05-14-2013 10:35 PM
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One of my exs had a kid and one got married. I'm pretty young. The kid thing wasn't a surprise as the skeezer had 2 or 3 abortions prior and was fucked up in the head, a bolemic rich girl. I dated her in high school though and was shy with women, I'm way too good for her these days. The other who got married I'm happy for. Once she left the states she moved back to Argentina and got a job in Dubai with one of the airlines. She's traveling the world, all over. And the guy seems cool, so I say good for her.
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(05-14-2013 01:20 PM)Dexter Morgan Wrote:  Yesterday I just found out an ex-GF is 31 weeks pregnant! Wasn't me; I haven't been with her in over a year. She's single, pushing 40, successful career and decided to do it on her own. Would it be rude to wish her a "Happy Single Mother's Day"?

My ex-wife remarried a few years after our divorce...had a kid 3 yrs ago, then divorced husband #2!

My first fiancé from 10 yrs ago also had 3 little rugrats.

All these chicks were the "strong, independent career woman" type. Only one ever talked about wanting kids when I was with them. It feels weird for me to think about all these babies now! All being pushed out of a tiny hole I worked so hard to get into!

One thing about women - as "independent, career minded" as they claim to be, they almost all answer nature's call to reproduce.

Speaking of answering nature's call...

When these "strong women" stop getting as much male attention, reality sets in so they want kids.
05-14-2013 10:50 PM
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(05-14-2013 10:34 PM)Sailor Wrote:  Maybe they had C-sections and are still worth the hard work to get into

I'd sooner slit my own throat with a toenail clipper than f*ck my ex-wife again...
05-14-2013 11:11 PM
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All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.

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05-15-2013 12:18 AM
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