Post: #1

So apparently Lady Luck has struck me hard, because I got some incredible news today, which has to be the equivalant to winning the travel lottery.

A good friend of mine, who is a manager for mutilple EDM djs, contacted me today to let me know that one of the record labels he works with, is putting together a World Tour for 3 of their djs. He asked if I'd like to join them on the tour, as essentially the MC for the show dates. I had to think for about 1.6 milliseconds, before responding with a 'fuck yes'.

For a cat like me who has never been out of the USA, I'm stoked beyond belief, because essentially I'll finally get to travel and get paid to do it.

I plan on posting the show dates when they are released and when I hit a city where one of you is visiting or living in, planning a meet-up at the show, if you guys are down. Obviously, I'll hook-up tix/backstage passes etc.

Have any of you toured like this before with a band/show? Any tips etc would be great.

Post: #2

sounds awesome

Post: #3

Wow...just wow

Post: #4

(05-16-2013 02:16 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Have any of you toured like this before with a band/show? Any tips etc would be great.

I love this.

Essentially KO'ing the forum:





It is like asking, "I just got hired to go on tour helping produce Victoria Secret Model shows. Have any of you toured with the Lingerie Models before? Any tips etc would be great."

Or, "I just got hired to pre-screen Playboy models for Hef. Have any of you done pre-screening for Hustler Magazine or Penthouse? Any tips etc would be great."

Hopefully this will take the heat off me for a while.

Post: #5

Hey guys, I have a confession to make. I just recently got a gig where I will be travelling the world and be surrounded by scores of women throwing themselves at my co-workers (and most probably myself) every night, any tips? Direct? Indirect? Elderly opener or questions?

Would it be beta to invite the hottest ones back to our after parties filled with coke and champagne? or should I just ask them if they want to "check out our trailer?"

Just kidding. Mad jealous McQueen. You should create a thread and document your experiences (or write a book), I'm sure it will be a classic.

Post: #6

The gods of game smile upon you today and have granted you access to the golden halls of poosy paradise

Post: #7

Yeah.

Hey guys, I have a confession to make. I just recently got a gig where I will be travelling the world and be surrounded by scores of women throwing themselves at my co-workers (and most probably myself) every night.

Should I use negs?

Should I use magic tricks?

Dress up in Fuzzy Hats?

Or should I just invite girls en mass backstage for drugs and booze and swoop them?

If anyone has been in a similar situation and has any tips/advice, it would be greatly apperciated.

Thanking you in advance.

Best,

McQueen'sPlayboyRules

Post: #8

Lmfao touche. 'Tips' would be the wrong question, more along the lines of what to expect.

I'm sure somebody on this forum of thousands has been a roadie or something. It's easy to assume it's going to be full of coke-binged, naked model, infested parties, but I don't want to have a blown-up idea and be disappointed.

I plan on keeping a blog with pics and ultimately writing a book about it.

Post: #9

Last time I was on a world tour with a rock band I was 3 years old.

The closest I have came lately is in the past few years some of my friends bands invite me when their in town or at a festival in the tri state and they give me back stage passes. I never fucked at any of those shows but I did get some easy numbers. My boy (the drummer) had his pick of what girl he wanted to leave with. It's easy for him. He's not good looking at all. At the end of the day he's hung up on a hot girl who doesn't even like him. A girl I used to fuck. I'm not even semi famous. Go figure.

Good luck man. It's gonna be hard to fuck that up. Just act like you been there before.

Post: #10

Dear Rooshvforum,

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I recently got invited to a Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Model wrap up party/orgy on a tropical island.

I will be the only straight guy there and I will be the one supplying the E-tabs.

Anyone have any experiences with this situation?

Any tips/tricks/advice would be greatly appreciated.

Did I mention I am getting paid tons for this? Also, I don't have to do any real "work".

Do you think I should use Negs being that I am the only straight guy on the deserted island with 30 Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Models?

Or do you think I should use "Aloof Game"?

Possibly some "West Coast Triple Washed Arugula Whole Foods Day Game With a Gangster Twist"?

Thanking you in advance.

Best,

McQueen'sPlayboyRules

Post: #11

(05-16-2013 03:18 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Last time I was on a world tour with a rock band I was 3 years old.

The closest I have came lately is in the past few years some of my friends bands invite me when their in town or at a festival in the tri state and they give me back stage passes. I never fucked at any of those shows but I did get some easy numbers. My boy (the drummer) had his pick of what girl he wanted to leave with. It's easy for him. He's not good looking at all. At the end of the day he's hung up on a hot girl who doesn't even like him. A girl I used to fuck. I'm not even semi famous. Go figure.

Good luck man. It's gonna be hard to fuck that up. Just act like you been there before.

Nice. Thanks.

The best part of this news is providing G with a whole day of entertainment hahahaha

Post: #12

G's posts in this thread are definitely in the spirit of Was this Beta?

G:
Don't take this the wrong way, but your Was this Beta write-ups have been extremely light lately. They've actually been nonexistent. For your convenience, I will be bumping that thread for you.

Post: #13

Wow, this would probably be the absolute dream job. McQueen I hope your tour looks a lot like what KirillWasHere deals with https://kirillwashere.com/

Good luck mate, should be the trip of a lifetime.

Post: #14

(05-16-2013 05:03 PM)PROD3GY Wrote:  Wow, this would probably be the absolute dream job. McQueen I hope your tour looks a lot like what KirillWasHere deals with https://kirillwashere.com/

Good luck mate, should be the trip of a lifetime.

Funny you mention Kirill...lol. He's shot some of the nights I've hosted in La. Dude is a f*kn rockstar.

We shall see. Will keep you gents updated.

Post: #15

McQueen, a bit of brotherly advice.

You'll have a chance to connect with some people who can really open up the goldmine for you in your career. Make sure you're in control of yourself at all times and ready to pounce on it when given the opportunity. This is the chance of a lifetime to take your life to the next level, regardless of where it's at now.

Looking forward to seeing that travel itinerary.

Post: #16

(05-16-2013 06:37 PM)MaleDefined Wrote:  McQueen, a bit of brotherly advice.

You'll have a chance to connect with some people who can really open up the goldmine for you in your career. Make sure you're in control of yourself at all times and ready to pounce on it when given the opportunity. This is the chance of a lifetime to take your life to the next level, regardless of where it's at now.

Looking forward to seeing that travel itinerary.

Good advice. Thank you.

Post: #17

Congrats brother! I think shots are mandatory for our next meet!

Edit- Some tips for travel-
1) Get a passport and a passport card. The passport card isn't really a legal way to travel, but if you should lose your passport, this will save your ass.
2) Get a suit-case w/a lock. Lock your valuables in the safe or better yet in the suitcase, because you are going to have randoms everyday w/you
3) Moneybelt when transporting valuables- cash, passport, credit cards.
4) Always carry CASH bribe money. Preferably in two or three separate locations
5) Get some good antibiotics (ciproflaxin/ azithromax). This can save you if you get some sort of stomach infection/STD.
6) Carry excess toilet paper. Many countries (Latin/Asian) dont stock TP in their public toilets.
7) Duty-free is going to be your new best friend- cigarettes, booze, chocolates (great for the ladies).
8) Check how to hand-wash clothes in a sink/bath-tub. You might need to do it once in a while.
9) Don't forget to take pictures.... =).

Post: #18

Was expecting this to be a thread on using something like this to get girls to come over (didn't see who the OP was so don't be offended McQueen):

Post: #19

Wow mad envy. Congrats you are in for a crazy ride.

I have never been on tour, but a friend of mine is in the upper echelons of EDM. He just got back from his European leg a couple days ago and I met up with him yesterday. He is visibly frazzled. Ha. Last time I seen him perform (Stockholm 2012) he was much more calm and collected. He was funny and charming and completely at ease surrounded by tall Swedish girls (he is like 5'8"). Now I think he would hide from them.

This time he was hanging a lot with his sister, and I think he is starting to have some trust issues. I also think the Asian leg of his tour kicked his ass and left him no time for recovery before Europe. I cant even begin to imagine the amount of hot women throwing themselves at the guy. I know its A LOT. It changes a man, and the idea of having to trust someone as a friend begins to mean a lot for guys gaining this type of fame.

MaleDefined and DVY gave you solid advice. The only thing I can add is to prove yourself as a reliable, solid guy. There will be times when things start to break down, and as MaleDefined already mentioned, "Pounce".

Post: #20

(05-17-2013 10:51 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Was expecting this to be a thread on using something like this to get girls to come over (didn't see who the OP was so don't be offended McQueen):

Lmao that's classic

Post: #21

(05-17-2013 10:34 AM)DVY Wrote:  Congrats brother! I think shots are mandatory for our next meet!

Edit- Some tips for travel-
1) Get a passport and a passport card. The passport card isn't really a legal way to travel, but if you should lose your passport, this will save your ass.
2) Get a suit-case w/a lock. Lock your valuables in the safe or better yet in the suitcase, because you are going to have randoms everyday w/you
3) Moneybelt when transporting valuables- cash, passport, credit cards.
4) Always carry CASH bribe money. Preferably in two or three separate locations
5) Get some good antibiotics (ciproflaxin/ azithromax). This can save you if you get some sort of stomach infection/STD.
6) Carry excess toilet paper. Many countries (Latin/Asian) dont stock TP in their public toilets.
7) Duty-free is going to be your new best friend- cigarettes, booze, chocolates (great for the ladies).
8) Check how to hand-wash clothes in a sink/bath-tub. You might need to do it once in a while.
9) Don't forget to take pictures.... =).

Good looking out

Post: #22

(05-17-2013 01:06 PM)Laner Wrote:  Wow mad envy. Congrats you are in for a crazy ride.

I have never been on tour, but a friend of mine is in the upper echelons of EDM. He just got back from his European leg a couple days ago and I met up with him yesterday. He is visibly frazzled. Ha. Last time I seen him perform (Stockholm 2012) he was much more calm and collected. He was funny and charming and completely at ease surrounded by tall Swedish girls (he is like 5'8"). Now I think he would hide from them.

This time he was hanging a lot with his sister, and I think he is starting to have some trust issues. I also think the Asian leg of his tour kicked his ass and left him no time for recovery before Europe. I cant even begin to imagine the amount of hot women throwing themselves at the guy. I know its A LOT. It changes a man, and the idea of having to trust someone as a friend begins to mean a lot for guys gaining this type of fame.

MaleDefined and DVY gave you solid advice. The only thing I can add is to prove yourself as a reliable, solid guy. There will be times when things start to break down, and as MaleDefined already mentioned, "Pounce".

Yea I imagine it becomes a grind. I plan on racking up some high numbers and crazy stories definitely though.

Post: #23

Think long term riches and bitches.

Lifestyle and money are more important then pussy.

You want to go on this trip every year, or, at least have the option to. You want to become a power player in the EDM world. You want to get paid to do this. You want 100% access to this event every year.

It's not about getting pussy. It's about setting up your life so that you can get this level of pussy for decades to come.

Don't sacrifice career opportunities because you are too busy chasing hoes.

Be strategic, pick your spots. I think its important to establish yourself as a trusted industry professional. Try to become the MC for more events like this. This will lead to even more pussy.

Get in with the management, administration, and ownership. Be a professional. Try to make this regular thing.

Why am I saying this???

I was once in a Broadway show. I had a small part. I didn't take it that serious because I was just a kid. Late teens. I tried to bang all the cute girls in the audience. I did get a few cuties, but, I should have been more serious about it. The show was being produced by some big time people. The show eventually went to New York City and Las Vegas. Not saying I would have been a broadway star but I definitely could have had more opportunities for even bigger roles, and more money, and more pussy.

You never know what can happen.

I was thinking short term. Pussy is easy. Go after power.

Money/Power over pussy!!!

Have fun.

Post: #24

Being a famous DJ is a rough life

Post: #25

(05-18-2013 01:58 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  Think long term riches and bitches.

Lifestyle and money are more important then pussy.

You want to go on this trip every year, or, at least have the option to. You want to become a power player in the EDM world. You want to get paid to do this. You want 100% access to this event every year.

It's not about getting pussy. It's about setting up your life so that you can get this level of pussy for decades to come.

Don't sacrifice career opportunities because you are too busy chasing hoes.

Be strategic, pick your spots. I think its important to establish yourself as a trusted industry professional. Try to become the MC for more events like this. This will lead to even more pussy.

Get in with the management, administration, and ownership. Be a professional. Try to make this regular thing.

Why am I saying this???

I was once in a Broadway show. I had a small part. I didn't take it that serious because I was just a kid. Late teens. I tried to bang all the cute girls in the audience. I did get a few cuties, but, I should have been more serious about it. The show was being produced by some big time people. The show eventually went to New York City and Las Vegas. Not saying I would have been a broadway star but I definitely could have had more opportunities for even bigger roles, and more money, and more pussy.

You never know what can happen.

I was thinking short term. Pussy is easy. Go after power.

Money/Power over pussy!!!

Have fun.

Good advice. Broadway huh? Damn, that's legit.