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Happy Birthday Roosh
It's Flag Day today, boys....quite the appropriate holiday for the guy who invented (as far as I know) the concept of snagging flags vs. notches...

Roosh birthday love in this thread. gogogogogogogogoogo.

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06-14-2013 08:24 AM
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Happy birthday you dirty old man!
06-14-2013 08:26 AM
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"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
06-14-2013 08:29 AM
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Happy birthday Roosh.



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06-14-2013 09:05 AM
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Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh Roosh

^^ 34 rooshs
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06-14-2013 09:07 AM
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Feliz cumpleaños!!!
"What is important is to try to develop insights and wisdom rather than mere knowledge, respect someone's character rather than his learning, and nurture men of character rather than mere talents." - Inazo Nitobe

When i´m feeling blue, when i just need something to shock me up, i look at this thread and everything get better!

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06-14-2013 09:10 AM
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I shouldn't ruin the surprise, but I'm working on getting Lindy West to sing Happy Birthday to you a la Marilyn Monroe.

Did you know that they're the same dress size?
06-14-2013 09:11 AM
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one of the first roosh posts i remember reading....

http://www.dcbachelor.com/shoe-giveaway


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06-14-2013 09:16 AM
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06-14-2013 09:20 AM
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06-14-2013 09:25 AM
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Happy birthday Roosh, I'm almost exactly 10 years older than you. I am your future! Read my posts and do the opposite or else!
06-14-2013 09:29 AM
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(06-14-2013 09:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Happy birthday Roosh, I'm almost exactly 10 years older than you. I am your future! Read my posts and do the opposite or else!

Roosh has an old soul so technically he is more mature than you and I.

Happy birthday man.
06-14-2013 09:34 AM
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Today Roosh has graduated from "Uncle" to "Grampa"


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Chapter 6- Making the move (defeating depends)

Chapter 6- Getting the blowjob (without dentures)

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06-14-2013 09:48 AM
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Happy Birthday!

Raise a glass to another year of pooosy plundering!
06-14-2013 09:52 AM
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I'm confused...so is Roosh actually turning 34 or is Flag Day just deemed his "birthday"?
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
06-14-2013 09:53 AM
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(06-14-2013 09:34 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  
(06-14-2013 09:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Happy birthday Roosh, I'm almost exactly 10 years older than you. I am your future! Read my posts and do the opposite or else!

Roosh has an old soul so technically he is more mature than you and I.

Happy birthday man.
My predictions..

Roosh stays in Europe/Russia for four years, gets girl pregnant at 38

Has kid, buys kickass pad in Romania or someplace after 1000 hours online research.

Stays with family there and leaves for "work" every other month.

Collaborates with some U.S. players becomes the worlds leading authority on 40+ game and dating which will be the biggest market at this time as everyone will be divorced.

Has second kid in Russia at 41 and tries to keep the secret.
06-14-2013 09:58 AM
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(06-14-2013 09:58 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(06-14-2013 09:34 AM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  
(06-14-2013 09:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Happy birthday Roosh, I'm almost exactly 10 years older than you. I am your future! Read my posts and do the opposite or else!

Roosh has an old soul so technically he is more mature than you and I.

Happy birthday man.
My predictions..

Roosh stays in Europe/Russia for four years, gets girl pregnant at 38

Has kid, buys kickass pad in Romania or someplace after 1000 hours online research.

Stays with family there and leaves for "work" every other month.

Collaborates with some U.S. players becomes the worlds leading authority on 40+ game and dating which will be the biggest market at this time as everyone will be divorced.

Has second kid in Russia at 41 and tries to keep the secret.

I was thinking little beards would be showing up throughout his whole travel itinerary. Eventually he will find a spot to call home and can't run away from his raw dogging misdeeds.

At home, his kids will be yelling at each other calling names like "beta blue pills."

I do imagine him having places in different countries for "work". His wife won't know what work is but he brings home the money and is gone long enough for her to take care of the gardner's payment.

Yes, I predict Roosh will slip up and get married. I will probably get banned for that one. hah

Roosh will still be fighting with fat feminists. I think it is more of a hobby of trolling at that point.
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06-14-2013 10:07 AM
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(06-14-2013 09:58 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Has kid, buys kickass pad in Romania or someplace after 1000 hours online research.

Laugh2
"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
06-14-2013 10:07 AM
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Happy Bday Roosh!!..Hope you get that birthday sex!
06-14-2013 10:12 AM
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06-14-2013 10:19 AM
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Congrats on another year of lickin' and stickin'...
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06-14-2013 10:26 AM
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Birthday Game !
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06-14-2013 10:28 AM
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Joyeux anniversaire!!!!

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06-14-2013 10:31 AM
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(06-14-2013 10:28 AM)JohnKreese Wrote:  Birthday Game
Approaches girl in bar: "You look like the type that would allow me spray icing on you for my birthday"

In the U.S.:

"Hey it's my birthday and I'd invite you but damn bitch I think you've already had your lifetime quota of cake."
06-14-2013 10:38 AM
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Happy Birthday, American style!

   
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06-14-2013 10:56 AM
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