Post: #1

I don't normally tune in to celebrity gossip, but goddamn say it ain't so!



http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jason-statham-...eekly.html

I guess he could have done worse than this...

Post: #2

she has a hyphenated name. i sense trouble

Post: #3

If you're going to get married, choosing a blonde supermodel who's 19 years your junior and totally infatuated with you seems like a good bet.

Post: #4

Post: #5

2/10, 2/10..

But seriously, we always talk about avoiding getting girls pregnant.

That said, it might be cool if we could live like lions and just go around impregnating hot girls like this left and right.

All of our kids would come out beautiful and have an easier time finding mates.

Post: #6

(07-09-2013 06:40 PM)scorpion Wrote:  If you're going to get married, choosing a blonde supermodel who's 19 years your junior and totally infatuated with you seems like a good bet.

Yes and if you want to get married at some point 45 seems a very good age to do it. Just be sure to get married in a non western country.

Post: #7

(07-09-2013 06:44 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

It's over 9000!

Post: #8

No pocket square.

The G man wept....

Post: #9

Good for him. She's banging and from what I know of his personality, having met him a couple times, seems like he'll keep her in line.

Post: #10

I dont get the point Gmac. Whats wrong with a cool dude marrying a hot and younger girl?

Post: #11

In evaluating this decision, I am forced to consider a few things.

-Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 19 years younger than Statham.

-Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a supermodel and one of the most desirable women on Earth. There are literally tens of millions of men who dream of being in Statham's place.

-Statham is 45, not a bad age to exit the game (possibly ideal, actually).

-Whiteley is well off. She comes from the British aristocracy and obviously makes plenty of money modeling. This minimizes the financial risk for him as she needs his cash much less than most other women who look like her would.

-He's exiting the game for a woman who is not only totally infatuated with him, but looks like this:












Verdict: Game recognized.

Post: #12

Statham needs to come hang out with us. It's obvious we need to teach him a few things about women and life.

He's committed the three deadly sins:
Marrying a Western woman? Check
Marrying a girl with a hyphenated last name? Check
Marrying an attention whore (look at all of those photos!)? Check

His life is ruined.

Post: #13

Never heard of her.

Post: #14

will get divorced. called it

Post: #15

(07-09-2013 10:24 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  Verdict: Game Fame recognized.

Fixed it for you.

Post: #16

(07-09-2013 06:30 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

that elbow's going to take somebody's eye out

2/10 would avoid all contact

(07-09-2013 10:56 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-09-2013 10:24 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  Verdict: Game Fame recognized.

Fixed it for you.

Fair point, but he was with Kelly Brook in her prime for 7 years before his career took off (when they broke up... and she turned 25). So he had to have been doing something right back then!

Post: #17

What's the worst that could happen? She robs him of half his worth? I'd guess she's worth more. I doubt the baggage of a (potential) divorce will mean little/nothing to him as a global celebrity, and he will have no problem financially or romantically afterward.

Best case scenario: Does it even need to be said??

Post: #18

Guys with awesome hair, would you mind losing your hair if you would look like him?

Post: #19

(07-09-2013 10:32 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Statham needs to come hang out with us. It's obvious we need to teach him a few things about women and life.

He's committed the three deadly sins:
Marrying a Western woman? Check
Marrying a girl with a hyphenated last name? Check
Marrying an attention whore (look at all of those photos!)? Check

His life is ruined.

Haha, no way d00d, she's making almost as much as him, so then they split he won't lose that much. He's already made his pile; I don't think she gets any of that, just half of what's made during the marriage, which might be about equal to half of what SHE makes during the marriage.

She really is absolutely stunning and sweet-looking. 9.7/10 would bang 'til I croak, grinning idiotically.

Post: #20

(07-10-2013 02:01 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

(07-09-2013 10:32 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Statham needs to come hang out with us. It's obvious we need to teach him a few things about women and life.

He's committed the three deadly sins:
Marrying a Western woman? Check
Marrying a girl with a hyphenated last name? Check
Marrying an attention whore (look at all of those photos!)? Check

His life is ruined.

Haha, no way d00d, she's making almost as much as him, so then they split he won't lose that much. He's already made his pile; I don't think she gets any of that, just half of what's made during the marriage, which might be about equal to half of what SHE makes during the marriage.

She really is absolutely stunning and sweet-looking. 9.7/10 would bang 'til I croak, grinning idiotically.

Pretty sure he was joking.

Post: #21

(07-10-2013 02:40 AM)Soma Wrote:  

(07-10-2013 02:01 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

(07-09-2013 10:32 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  Statham needs to come hang out with us. It's obvious we need to teach him a few things about women and life.

He's committed the three deadly sins:
Marrying a Western woman? Check
Marrying a girl with a hyphenated last name? Check
Marrying an attention whore (look at all of those photos!)? Check

His life is ruined.

Haha, no way d00d, she's making almost as much as him, so then they split he won't lose that much. He's already made his pile; I don't think she gets any of that, just half of what's made during the marriage, which might be about equal to half of what SHE makes during the marriage.

She really is absolutely stunning and sweet-looking. 9.7/10 would bang 'til I croak, grinning idiotically.

Pretty sure he was joking.

Oh, I know that's why I "d00ded" him. She's what every middle class and up guy wants as far as I can tell.

Post: #22

(07-09-2013 10:08 PM)germanico Wrote:  I dont get the point Gmac. Whats wrong with a cool dude marrying a hot and younger girl?

Nothing. Have you seen my avatar?

Post: #23

Post: #24

so her name will be : Rosie Huntington-Whiteley-Statham ?
...or will he change his name to : Jason Statham-Huntington-Whiteley?

Post: #25

Nothing wrong with him settling down with a woman of this caliber. He could do much worse.