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Hamster of the Month Nomination
Girl is unhappy that she is single, writes War and Peace Length essay about what she requires in a man, can't be bothered to list any qualities she has that a man would want, and can't figure out why she's still single if she's so fabulous.

http://www.xojane.com/relationships/its-...quirements

To sum up: He can't be bald, can't have red hair, has to not only be supportive of her snowboarding hobby but must be a snowboarder himself (probably eliminates 93 percent of men?), has to be employed but can't have a job in the STEM field, has to have a car even though in a city like San Francisco it's not really necessary, has to order a dessert with every meal, etc. That's just exhausting reading all that. Can you imagine trying to make this HB5 happy on a day to day basis?

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She wants all this even though when confronted with real-world choices in the absence of Prince Charming, she opts for a "former heroin addict with no hair and no money" who also was an active alcoholic.
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07-11-2013 06:12 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
Nomination seconded.

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07-11-2013 06:17 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
Hilarious. She posts her "requirements" as though anyone gives a shit.
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07-11-2013 06:28 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
(07-11-2013 06:28 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  Hilarious. She posts her "requirements" as though anyone gives a shit.

Imagine a Chili's or TGI Friday's where the average entree costs $35 instead of $12. That's kind of what's going on here.
07-11-2013 06:31 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
I highly doubt women can figure this stuff out ahead of time, so its safe to say she has been fucked and dumped by a bunch of guys who embody these traits. Its always retrospective with women.
07-11-2013 06:32 PM
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More pics of the chick. Obvious SIF is obvious:

   

   

   

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Quote:Good Teeth
Goes to the dentist for his check-up every six months. WHAT? There are seriously people who don't do this.

Is Smart and Funny and Attractive
But not smarter or funnier or more attractive than I am. Kidding. (Not kidding.)

Orders Dessert After Dinner
Not like at every meal, but at most. (And by "most," I mean "every.")

And last, but not least: Would NEVER Make a List Like This
But is totally cool with the fact that I'm the type of girl who would. (Did.)

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07-11-2013 06:39 PM
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Some body shots and a peak at her desperation (which you would think would shrink her long list of requirements a little, at least):

   

   

   

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Highest upvoted comment.

You know you're delusional when a cat lady is giving you a reality check.
07-11-2013 06:52 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
That picture with the braid and iphone....so try hard

Is she hoping she fools a hipster into thinking she's a decade younger?

Supporting this nomination, but I have to ask....WTF is HB5 ??
07-11-2013 06:54 PM
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(07-11-2013 06:52 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  Highest upvoted comment.

Ha, was about to post that.

(07-11-2013 06:54 PM)LeBeau Wrote:  Supporting this nomination, but I have to ask....WTF is HB5 ??

It's early-2000s-PUAspeak for "a 5 on the 1-to-10 scale."

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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
(07-11-2013 06:56 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  
(07-11-2013 06:52 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  Highest upvoted comment.

Ha, was about to post that.

(07-11-2013 06:54 PM)LeBeau Wrote:  Supporting this nomination, but I have to ask....WTF is HB5 ??

It's early-2000s-PUAspeak for "a 5 on the 1-to-10 scale."

Thanks Tuth (btw nice sif sleuthing), but what's the story behind the HB?
07-11-2013 07:02 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
Here's a video of her doing something totally original:





A good shot of her fat face and her annoying speech. Explains a lot about the list:




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07-11-2013 07:03 PM
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
Do not want.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
07-11-2013 07:12 PM
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Why do even mediocre women take dozens upon dozens of fuckin' pictures of themselves?
07-11-2013 07:29 PM
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Okay enough face that I'd stick my dick towards it's general vicinity if it got close enough, but no more effort.

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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
Another Hamster of the Month Nomination:

"If a prenup lets him keep all his money, then I’d rather not continue staying with someone like that"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/e...story.html
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She looks like her beaver would have massive 'fish' lips and smell like decade old tuna, not to mention it would be as hairy as a coonskin cap.

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07-11-2013 08:58 PM
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Quote:I always feel like whenever xoJane is doing so well with fantastic articles, Daisy's articles seem to bring it two steps back. Is it just me?

I really don't want to be a hater/troll but everytime I see these types of articles by fellow Daisy, I can't help but roll my eyes and sigh.

One of the comments. Made me laugh. This girl just thinks she's cool. Hate those kind.

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Her name is Daisy.

Women whose parents give them special-snowflake names behave like special snowflakes because they were raised that way. Plays into my theory that women whose parents give them men's "power names" like Morgan and Sloane are always difficult social climbers.

Names can be tell-tale signs, people, watch out for the weird ones.
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
OMG I qualify I have everything quickly give me her number..... Damn I have no hair..... my best chance in life is gone I guess I will have to settle for ugly ass 7 or 8....
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in tuthmosis pic two she looks like a retarded version of nicole kidman ahahahaha

all those demands about career?
bitch pls in my city youd be lucky to land a decent looking busboy
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RE: Hamster of the Month Nomination
also it's clear that most of the women who make long checklists about men are overcompensating for their desperation.
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