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In the midst of some pregnancy shit.. I'm a bit paranoid here. For some reason I don't believe her..

   
   

Do you think she's lying? What should I do

Post: #2

(09-05-2013 02:47 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  In the midst of some pregnancy shit.. I'm a bit paranoid here. For some reason I don't believe her..

Hold up

How could this be possible? I've never read one lay report.

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Soup is the lay report guy, I just post wrestling videos in random threads.

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Been it this spot too many times to count.

Where does she live in conjunction to you? Go buy 2 pregnancy tests from 2 different brands.

Meet her at her house. Have her take BOTH tests in front of you. Be firm. Literally stand there while she pees on the sticks.

Take a picture of the tests with her holding them. Take the tests and put them in a ziplock bag and leave.

If they're positive then up to you how to play it.

If they're Negative, then cease contact, block her number. No contact.

Post: #5

Also, don't say JACK SHIT accepting fault for any of what she accuses you over text or phone. Trust me, those texts could be used in court. Keep your texts to logistics ONLY.

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Werd, she was saying that if she is pregnant that she doesn't want to keep it (like last week) but then she said she hates college and wishes she could quit. Soo pregnancy could be her way out.

I'll do what you said though. Maybe also going to go over on Sunday day and raid her trash cans looking for bloody tampons.

Post: #7

Never believe what a woman SAYS; believe what she DOES.

How old is she?

Post: #8

I'm having a hard time understanding that text exchange, but it sounds like she said she got her period. If that's the case, then case closed.

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She's 20, engineering major.

She's of the highly fertile Mexican breed.


That's thing Onto, her texts are erratic, and she's saying stuff that makes me think she's lying about having her period.

Post: #10

What am I missing? Chicks say shit like this all the time.

If she started your good bro. Yeah theres a very minute chance that she could still be pregnant, but I'm a gambling man and I'll take that bet any day.

Are you saying you think she lying about starting? Go see here and check under the hood for yourself.

Post: #11

(09-05-2013 03:43 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  She's 20, engineering major.

She's of the highly fertile Mexican breed.


That's thing Onto, her texts are erratic, and she's saying stuff that makes me think she's lying about having her period.

I see. It sounds like she got her period and she's torturing you. Been there many times.

It sounds like you're not in the same country as her right now so you can't go validate. You need to think about this practically.

1) Determine your legal and financial exposure if she is pregnant. For example, if I knew I knocked up a girl here in the USA I would be looking to liquidate assets and move them to my new life overseas asap (IF I knew she was prego). (Probably Vietnam or Colombia)

2) Play it cool like Cool Hand Luke. The more she thinks you're nervous, the more she is going to up the ante in this poker game. Act like she said she got her period and forget about it. The cooler you act, the more she will have to reveal her hand. Sounds like she's got a busted hand because she's all giggling and shit. If she was really pregnant I think she would be more solemn and worried as that is a major event and decision.

Just my take on it from what I've seen here.

Post: #12

Hmm you might be right sir. Your read on her hand is pretty good actually. It makes a lot of sense.

I live in the same country and state as her, her parents are Mexican.

I'll see her this weekend. I'll look under the hood then(so to speak.)

Post: #13

(09-05-2013 03:29 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Also, don't say JACK SHIT accepting fault for any of what she accuses you over text or phone. Trust me, those texts could be used in court. Keep your texts to logistics ONLY.

Reason #4080 to call instead of text.

Reason #4081 to have in person conversations VS phone calls.

Reason #4082 to have...

You guys get where I am going with this. Right?

Hope so.

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I always up my asshole game by a power of 10 when confronted with something like this. Helps dispel any speculation on her part that I might actually take care of her spawn.

Way back in the day I used to bang this chick pretty regularly, but the logistics were bad: she lived with her parents, I was homeless. So one day she texts me that she's pregnant. I thought to myself, "This bitch is so fucked up she doesn't even know that I haven't hit it in almost a month." So I asked her who the daddy was, she said it was mine. "All right, come to my squat and we'll talk about it," I texted her. "Bring some baby wipes." She came, she brought the wipes, she got pounded in the ass every time I saw her for the next month. Cleaned me up after with said baby wipes. Life was good.

Chick turned out not to be pregnant (yet). Just a dumb teenage sense of humor.

Few years later I'm still friends with her and I go to stay with her and her (by then) baby daddy in San Diego. One day we're just hanging out shooting the breeze and she tells me how she definitely positively does not want another kid. Bf gets home, she jumps him, gets knocked up that same night. The chump has since been divorce raped without lube.

In short, like McQueen said above, never listen to what they say.