Post: #1

I am not sure if this has been previously posted here but this is just brilliant, some slut posting about an OKC one night stand claiming that she is not "that kind of girl" while portraying every possible hamster traits, beware of the bad grammar and the extremely incoherent thought process. "Rational", they say.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/i-had-an-...ght-stand/

Quote:I’m just like every other girl on OkCupid. I don’t really want a boyfriend. I just want to go out on dates once and a while, flirt with guys and meet people outside my circle. New York is a hard place to meet guys. I’m a cute girl. I’m smart, funny, charming. I’m actually kind of a catch, but I don’t like when guys try to pick me up at bars.

No, I don’t want you to buy me a drink. No I don’t want to give you my number. No, I’m not going home with you. Sorry, I’m not that kind of girl.

I don’t really like the idea of meeting a guy online either, but at least I have the opportunity to do a little Google stalking before I actually make eye contact with him. Ever Google a guy’s online dating screen name? You should. If he’s stupid, he’ll use the same name for every site he is a member of… match.com, plentyoffish.com, myspace.com, dateacouger.com (yea, that website actually exists). If he’s a real winner, he’ll be registered on every porn, erotica and weird fetish site too.

One Saturday night, after a long day at the bar talking about the woes of dating, my gusband (gay husband) decided he needed to revamp my OkCupid profile. We went back to my apartment, drink a couple bottles of wine through a straw, and voi-la, my new and improved profile began filling up with new visitors and messages.

With my gusband at the controls of the keyboard we begin responding to the guys I deem acceptable. One guy was kind of fun to talk to, so I keep up the convo for a couple of days before he asked for my number. I could tell he was probably a douche bag, but for some reason, I didn’t really care. The next day, I got a text from him, and we made plans to get drinks. We continued chatting between then and our date, and I kind of enjoyed the annoying sarcastic banter. I knew I would hate him.

I met him outside the bar. He was cute, but not my type. I didn’t like his shirt, he wasn’t very tall (I like really tall guys, and most guys in New York are short). Yes, those are shallow things to say, but I’m allowed to have an opinion. We went into a loud fratty bar on the Upper East Side, sat down and immediately begin aggressively ordering cocktails, like we were trying to one up each other by who knew of a more powerful and obscure cocktail than the last.

Our conversation was easy, funny, and very quickly turned to sex. He asked me how many guys I’d slept with, what turned me on, what my cup size was, what my favorite part of sex was, what my secret moves were, if I ever came.

WHAT?

Who asks someone these kinds of questions on a first date? I was mortified, but so tipsy, amused and uncomfortable that I answered some. I dodged some too. Then, he kissed me- in the middle of the bar.

OKAY.

It was a good kiss, an impassioned kiss. I actually wanted to kiss him again. I was that girl who everyone calls a slut, and he was that guy that all of your friends warn you about.

After a few more drinks he did kissed me again, then asked what I wanted to do. He suggested that we go to another bar, get more drinks there, or go back to his place.

We ordered another drink, and another. Then we went back to his place.

I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him, and I wasn’t. Really. I’m not that kind of girl (unless I’m on vacation or in another country).

We begin fooling around. I used every excuse in the book to not let him touch me down there, and he used every excuse in the book to touch me down there.

Who was I kidding? Why would I have gone back to his place if I didn’t want to have sex with him? I gave in. I wanted to. We had sex. Great sex. We had great sex four times (and he was actually listening when I told him what turned me on, because he had all the right moves).

As I laid in his bed, I couldn’t help but wonder who this girl was who was letting some dude she just met on okcupid, and didn’t even like, fuck her. Four times. I didn’t know who that girl was, but I kind of liked her. I didn’t even care if he thought I was slutty.

At 4am, with my hair tousled like a Victoria’s Secret model, I stumbled down the stairs of his Upper East Side walk up, smelling like tequila and sex, got into a cab and went home feeling empty, but a little proud.

He drunk texts me now and again to come over, but I never respond. I’m not that kind of girl.

Post: #2

"I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him, and I wasn’t. Really. I’m not that kind of girl (unless I’m on vacation or in another country."

Run hamster run.

Post: #3

I almost laughed out loud when I saw that part! Also wondered if this was indeed true or just some sort of sarcastic prank... I really shouldn't get surprised, I guess it is my youth.

Post: #4

Jesus Christ. When anybody says the following....

I'm not ____

Translation.

I absolutely am ____

Post: #5

For me it is more the idiotic manner in which it was written. It is so terrible that some part of me just had to be a joke, then I came back to my senses. Too bad girls here aren't as easy going -_-

Post: #6

(09-05-2013 06:33 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  I almost laughed out loud when I saw that part! Also wondered if this was indeed true or just some sort of sarcastic prank... I really shouldn't get surprised, I guess it is my youth.

Right, it sounds more like it was written by a man making fun of women who say "I am not that kind of girl"

Something just sounds off by all of the article.

Post: #7

I did think about that too, it could just be some fake profile, but for some reason the writing also strikes me more as a girl than as a guy, just a hunch!

(09-05-2013 06:43 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  

(09-05-2013 06:33 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  I almost laughed out loud when I saw that part! Also wondered if this was indeed true or just some sort of sarcastic prank... I really shouldn't get surprised, I guess it is my youth.

Right, it sounds more like it was written by a man making fun of women who say "I am not that kind of girl"

Something just sounds off by all of the article.

Post: #8

But if it was a guy probably some butt hurt one, I'd wager, or just someone smart that wanted to have a laugh at the comments.

Post: #9

(09-05-2013 06:06 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  "I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him, and I wasn’t. Really."

Based on experience, these are sweet words to hear from a woman. Every time a girl has verbalized to me, "we're not having sex," it has led to sex that very night. Female psychology in it's purest form.

Post: #10

I have seen this repeated many times on this forum and the same happened with me. Words are meaningless, she's saying no, her body says yes.

(09-05-2013 07:44 PM)Col. Tigh Wrote:  

(09-05-2013 06:06 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  "I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him, and I wasn’t. Really."

Based on experience, these are sweet words to hear from a woman. Every time a girl has verbalized to me, "we're not having sex," it has led to sex that very night. Female psychology in it's purest form.

Post: #11

^ every dude knows that line as you're walking up To your spot.

"We're not having sex tonight!"

See my previous post.

Post: #12

I did see it, I do not contest it and I agree with it, 99% of times, sex does happen!

Assuming the guy can press the right buttons and not just accept it like a lapdog. They want us to take control, accepting what they say passes off as weak.

(09-05-2013 08:15 PM)WestCoast Wrote:  ^ every dude knows that line as you're walking up To your spot.

"We're not having sex tonight!"

See my previous post.

Post: #13

Hahaha this is gold.

I've had girls give me the "I can't believe I just did that" but the last girl I slept with last weekend went into full on rationalisation mode. I was actually laughing, because at first I thought it was a parody, but she was being completely serious.

I actually thought she was a virgin. She said she was scared of me because I'm so "intense" but said she wanted to have sex with me. I was playing off any doubts "it's okay, we don't have to, we can go slow" before she'd made her mind up to do it which only made her want to do it more.

She'd had 2 boyfriends before me who were the only guys she'd had sex with and said she never has one night stands. I think she was telling the truth because of her demeanour and awkwardness. Then she was convincing herself why it was a good idea out loud.

"Well, I might not see you again (she's from out of London and was only here for a weekend visiting my neighbours downstairs) and I would rather take the opportunity to have sex with you than not have sex with you. It's not a bad thing, we're attracted to each other, and I might not get the chance to again. So I should do it. I'm in London, and no one will judge me back home for it".

I replied "yeah, you're in holiday mode".

"Exactly! It's exactly that! And you should enjoy yourself when you're on holiday! You're leaving London in December to go off away to Brazil, so there's no strings attached here. It is what it is. I don't want to go home and think what if? I'm on holiday and you're supposed to have fun on holiday".

Something like that. It was fucking hilarious.

Post: #14

As much as this is bullshit, hamster rationalization, you have to remember that, to some extent, it's true. Sure, these girls are MUCH sluttier than they think they are/are willing to admit, but when they're saying "I've only done this" or "I've never done that", it may be somewhat true do to the HORRIBLE game that some 80% (conservatively) of guys are spitting. These guys are too scared to go for the bang, the girl doesn't have to worry about rejecting the bang. I remember being MUCH more passive when I was younger and thought being aggressive, like the guy in the story, would hurt me. Now I realize how important it is.

When y'all are fucking these broads raw after 5 OKCupid exchanges and a couple of well vodkas, remember that most guys were happy to have made "great progress" after a promising first date of dinner (with appetizers!!!), a few light drinks, and GREAT conversation.

Post: #15

About a month ago I met this chick from POF when I was visiting my dad in Seattle. Since he was out of town on business I brought her up to my father's extremely nice high-rise condo and the second we began making out she said, "You're not getting laid tonight."

We all know what happened next. 45 min later she was on her hands and knees begging for "that thick cock!"

Afterwards she said "I need to stop being such a hussy." Hahaha at least the hamster is self-aware.

Couldn't help but laugh and shrug as if to say "I don't know how thaaaat happened!"

Post: #16

Precisely John, I believe the objectivity and the thirst for results is precisely what this forum and other red pill sites contribute to the most. Today I do not take shit from any girl and I do not spend more time than necessary to get the bang. One year ago I wasn't quite like this. The change was evident and in one year my success went over the roof. You only live once indeed. Many poor chaps keep missing clear chances...Oh well, there will always be others to put out the fires they weren't able to

(09-05-2013 09:23 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:  As much as this is bullshit, hamster rationalization, you have to remember that, to some extent, it's true. Sure, these girls are MUCH sluttier than they think they are/are willing to admit, but when they're saying "I've only done this" or "I've never done that", it may be somewhat true do to the HORRIBLE game that some 80% (conservatively) of guys are spitting. These guys are too scared to go for the bang, the girl doesn't have to worry about rejecting the bang. I remember being MUCH more passive when I was younger and thought being aggressive, like the guy in the story, would hurt me. Now I realize how important it is.

When y'all are fucking these broads raw after 5 OKCupid exchanges and a couple of well vodkas, remember that most guys were happy to have made "great progress" after a promising first date of dinner (with appetizers!!!), a few light drinks, and GREAT conversation.

Post: #17

One once told me : "Wow, that was unexpected!" After being invited over for "drinks".... Riiiiight.

Post: #18

(09-05-2013 09:40 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  One once told me : "Wow, that was unexpected!" After being invited over for "drinks".... Riiiiight.

"Yeah, that's why your snatch was as smooth as a veal cutlet..."

"Well...... I figured I better play it safe just in case..."

Real convo.

Post: #19

John Kreese- great summation...
Master online game and it really is like Shootin Fish in a Barrel...
Plenty of grizzled fisherman...are bad at shootin though...
"I can't believe I just did that"...Yes indeed...hat-tip MattC.

Post: #20

I think the article is fake.. too obviously plays up to the hamster rationale?
Met one girl off OKC that within the first 2 hours of the date had told me she'd slept with 21 guys, one for every year.. that she was incredibly sex driven and had had sex with a huge black american footballer last week who had a 10 inch cock that made her bleed. She was now trying not to sleep with guys so fast. Starting with me..
Of course i wrapped up and smashed her an hour later.. incredibly she was the tightest pussy i've ever had. Bizarre. But the way she got on her knees in the public hallway of her block of flats meant she wasn't exaggerating the nympho side..

Contrast that with the majority who turn up for dates fully shaven, moisturised, perfumed and in about 75% of cases with a toothbrush and a few toiletries snuck in their handbag, and still say they can't believe that just happened (?!).
Bitches be crazy.
I love it.

Post: #21

I read a bit of her ridiculous rambling but had to stop when she started talking about her gay husband (gusband)....what a load of self-absorbed garbage.

Post: #22

Is this satire? This is satire, right?

Post: #23

It is unclear whether it is or not satire.
I wouldn't be too surprised if it was indeed true though.

(09-07-2013 01:03 AM)renotime Wrote:  Is this satire? This is satire, right?

Post: #24

This shit was hilarious.

Post: #25

It reads like a parody.