Post: #1

Gentlemen,

Or shall I say international ass men of the world.

Time to talk Size. Shape. Waist. Width x Length x Height. Roundness and Firmness.

Most guys are gonna say Brazil. Fair enough.

But what about the best asses in the Anglosphere? Eastern Europe? South East Asia?

Forget the outliers. Sure, you might have fucked a Ukranian or Japanese girl with some ass, but let's keep it real with exceptions from the norm. I'll start:

United States = Plenty of fat, overweight ass. Among the nice asses, too much of a melting pot to rate. Politically correct diversity among all asses.

UK = London is also too diverse to speak on, but the north has plenty of thick ass & thighs. Unfortunately, waist is not as pinched as some other anglo parts of the world.

Australia = Lots of big booty white girls in Melbourne & Sydney. Wider in the hips than in the US or UK on average, and that's saying something. Doesn't pop out nearly as much front to back. Size large for sure.

France/French Canadian (Quebec) = Smaller & tighter asses than all her neighbors. More refined, and less exaggerated curve quality.

Germany = Nice mix of medium thick thighs and bubble ass roundness. Stockier & meatier than their slavic neighbors. More noticable "child bearing hips". A balanced, healthy amount of ass.

Poland = Smaller & rounder ass ,with slender gorgeous legs. Not much in the size department, but a friendly & approachable shape adds a 3rd dimension to an otherwise "normal" ass.

Czech Republic = Looks the same as Poland from my time there.

Scandanavian = I haven't been there yet, so someone needs to break these down. But the Scandanavian asses I tapped in other countries had fantastic heart shaped bubble butts.



What countries do you think have girls with the dopest asses?

Post: #2

The Dominican Republic had some of the most gravity defying and crazy dimensions of ass I've ever seen.

Post: #3

Just one word: BRASIL!

Getting very curious about the DR!

Post: #4

Awesome. I think there is a big misconception, even on this board, that White girls have no ass and only Blacks and Latinas do. From my experience, even here in America, this is very incorrect.

In fact it's among blonde Northern European type girls that you usually see bubble butts. People from those countries are more fleshy in general. There are definitely many PAWGs to be found among the British, Irish, and Scandinavians (and their descendants in the New World).

The flat butt problem is more common among Slavic girls, Asians, Indians, sometimes Middle Eastern girls (they can be hit or miss), and sometimes brunette White girls.

Post: #5

From slavic asses only polish are worth mentioning(constant pounding by polish guys has created this hemisphere marvel we enjoy).Russian and Ukrainian asses fall flat as Russian breasts unfortunately do as well and this is a big difference to their more advanced Czech and polish cousins.Since this thread is about ass and not about breast we have to concentrate on the former.
Western ass lacks severely especially in the case of Germanic ass which is closer to male looks or starving.Opposite to that Anglosaxon ass claims serious effects but only by massivity through fatness.
When we come to the marvel of Mediteranean ass all other European ass loses every importance.There is a reason belly dance was developed exactly in the countries blessed by the Mediteranean and the ass levels it requires cannot be met by any way of the northern and slavic women to their eternal despair.

Post: #6

Surprised no one has mentioned Hungary. Some of the finest asses I've ever seen.

The most mind-destroying genetic combinations for producing asses are white/hispanic blends, like white/Puerto Rican; and northern/southern European blends, eg what you get preeminently in the New York tri-state area, Long Island, Jersey etc is Irish/Italian blends. These girls can have asses that just take your breath away and make you almost nauseous with lust. There are a lot of both of these types of blends in the US. Generally, the US is underrated in terms of raw quality of pussy (as opposed to character and other things).

I may be crucified for saying this, but I think Brazil is extremely overrated. These girls have prominent asses but that's not enough. The shape and the taper of the back to the ass is all wrong, and there is a tree-bark coarseness to the skin where the eye begs for smoothness.

Post: #7

(10-06-2013 02:28 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Surprised no one has mentioned Hungary. Some of the finest asses I've ever seen.

I second this. Hungarian women have the most voluptuous bodies in Europe without the excess fat like in the U.K. I almost got hit by a tram yesterday starring at a milf's ass. Believe me, it was worth dying for....

Post: #8

(10-06-2013 01:49 PM)IntlGamer Wrote:  Awesome. I think there is a big misconception, even on this board, that White girls have no ass and only Blacks and Latinas do. From my experience, even here in America, this is very incorrect.

True. While I very rarely if ever see a flat ass on black women, I've seen tons of Latinas with flat asses. Especially if they have a lot of indigenous blood. Often they have that coke can body with no waistline in addition to the flat ass. Not all Latinas are shaped like Samba parade queens.

That said, Colombian women in my observation tend to have GREAT asses. And of course many Brazilians. I think Western Europe is hit or miss and it's hard to point out any trend.

Post: #9

Brazil and Poland with regards to places I've visited in the past. As for Asia, I'd maybe say Vietnam.

Post: #10

No Brazil? WTF !

Post: #11

Pretty funny. I was sitting in Hooter's in Prague when I read this and because of their outfit (ultra tight short shorts) that's a great place to review the talent. :-) I was talking to an African American guy right before I moved to Prague and he told me that he thought Czech girls were like a white girl with a black girl's body. And I was like how? And he said "Tits & Ass". So from the beginning I had my eye on that to see if it was true. In Hooter's there was one black girl working, so I had a good reference point and non of the Czechs matched her in the Z dimension. But I'll say that flat-assed Czech girls are hard to find and most of them fall into three categories.

- Teenage style. Not flat but under-developed because of narrow hips but waist is still thin and they are very feminine. A lot of thin girls with a lighter build have this even when they are over 30.

- High quality, these range from average high quality asses to bubble-butt style.

- Fat reserve style - This is when a tall girl with a beautiful face who used to be a hard body puts on 10+ kg and doesn't worry about it because since she is tall it is all stored on the butt and the tits. So they get this sort of inverted pear shaped body from the waist down. Czech guys don't seem to mind this if the face is beautiful, so I think a lot of these girls don't put much effort into working it off. If they are are less than about 5'9" (1m76) this doesn't work well and they just get fat, so in this case they have to work on it.

French asses and body style are smaller and more petite compared to German and Czech, but with the same build, I don't think I ever saw the teenage style on a French girl, and they almost never have a flat ass even though they usually have smaller tits. You don't hear a lot of people talking about the French girl asses, but I would put them in the top tier of Europeans and on average above Czech (Czech average is pulled down by the newly arrived high BMI girls)... I wouldn't put French-Canadian and French in the same bag though.

German are usually not bad at all when they are not fat and if they are fat I don't see the fat reserve style there. When they gain weight it is stored everywhere :-( but I would put them behind French and the quality Czechs. Otherwise, I think Romanian girls can have great asses, similar to French but better. I would put them in the championship category as I'm not so into the ultra-protruding Brazilian style.

Post: #12

(10-06-2013 12:37 PM)Courage Reborn Wrote:  Gentlemen,

Or shall I say international ass men of the world.

Time to talk Size. Shape. Waist. Width x Length x Height. Roundness and Firmness.

Most guys are gonna say Brazil. Fair enough.

But what about the best asses in the Anglosphere? Eastern Europe? South East Asia?

Forget the outliers. Sure, you might have fucked a Ukranian or Japanese girl with some ass, but let's keep it real with exceptions from the norm. I'll start:

United States = Plenty of fat, overweight ass. Among the nice asses, too much of a melting pot to rate. Politically correct diversity among all asses.

UK = London is also too diverse to speak on, but the north has plenty of thick ass & thighs. Unfortunately, waist is not as pinched as some other anglo parts of the world.

Australia = Lots of big booty white girls in Melbourne & Sydney. Wider in the hips than in the US or UK on average, and that's saying something. Doesn't pop out nearly as much front to back. Size large for sure.

France/French Canadian (Quebec) = Smaller & tighter asses than all her neighbors. More refined, and less exaggerated curve quality.

Germany = Nice mix of medium thick thighs and bubble ass roundness. Stockier & meatier than their slavic neighbors. More noticable "child bearing hips". A balanced, healthy amount of ass.

Poland = Smaller & rounder ass ,with slender gorgeous legs. Not much in the size department, but a friendly & approachable shape adds a 3rd dimension to an otherwise "normal" ass.

Czech Republic = Looks the same as Poland from my time there.

Scandanavian = I haven't been there yet, so someone needs to break these down. But the Scandanavian asses I tapped in other countries had fantastic heart shaped bubble butts.



What countries do you think have girls with the dopest asses?

I look at this picture and shake my head. None of them are nice. The are cute little tootie booties. Maybe they may look good in spandex or yoga pants but in jeans I wouldnt look twice at them.

Brazil was amazing. Atlanta is nice too for the under 150 lb black chicks. Thailand sucked. I did smash two with phat asses but that's two out of 300 chicks I have seen. Cambodia was pretty bad too.

Germany was surprising. Although the women with phat asses weren't always from Germany.

Post: #13

I heard Czech girls have juicy, round asses. I think Pitt said that and i have a flick with 2 Czech porn stars that have amazing asses. Lea de Mae and Daniella Rush.

Im curious about the British girls with big asses. They dont have bellies right? I want tight, volleyball and soccer bubble asses and big fat, juicy, round asses. Which category do Brits fall under?

Post: #14

Brasil!

Post: #15

The variations in Europe are
1.The Germanic ass
2.The slavic ass
3.The Mediteranean ass

Subcategories of the Germanic ass:
1.German,dutch,Austrian,Swiss(completely flat,men like)
2.Anglosaxon(tending to bubble through fatness,generally pea shaped)
3.Scandinavian(round and good looking although not feminine round nevertheless with good proportions

Subcategories of the slavic ass:
1.Western slavic ass(Czech,polish,Slovak):Serious ass popping not sth exceptonal but completely acceptable.Doggy style is a pleasure in all these countries and you will have the pleasure to positively compare the view against the boring Germanic ass
2.Eastern Slavic ass(Russian,Ukrainian,Belarussian):A lot shotened compared to the rich western slavic ass sometimes due to malnutrition anyway a common source of headaches for debushki who cannot properly dance the belly dances without having sth to move.It is the reason they avoid the too tight clothes the polish girls prefer(so they can expose their qualifications in full glory)
3.South slavic ass(Serbian,Croat,Bulgarian):Cute ass not very popping but not to be ignored either.Generally not their biggest weapon however combined with a pair of decent legs as often is the case can do the trick.Not impressive especially compared to the juicy accesoires of their southern neighbours

Mediteranean ass subcategories:
1.Greek.Here we are talking.Real ass on the plate and women do not mind toning their presence everytime possible.The constant movement up and down by walking can bring headaches and prapic situations even to the most hardcore warriors
2.Italian.Very developed in southern Italy and Sicelia where of course the carabine of the father and brother guarantee access such to allow virginity from the front
3.Spanish.There exists ass not that spanish women show it their culture prevents them in a way from parading their low demeanors.

Post: #16

Kamaki, do have a PhD in ass?

Post: #17

Kamaki, can you shed some light on the Romanian ass? I've been very impressed with what I've seen. What's the history of the Romanian ass? Are they closer to their Italian or Spanish sisters?

Post: #18

(10-07-2013 04:06 AM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  The variations in Europe are
1.The Germanic ass
2.The slavic ass
3.The Mediteranean ass

Subcategories of the Germanic ass:
1.German,dutch,Austrian,Swiss(completely flat,men like)
2.Anglosaxon(tending to bubble through fatness,generally pea shaped)
3.Scandinavian(round and good looking although not feminine round nevertheless with good proportions

Subcategories of the slavic ass:
1.Western slavic ass(Czech,polish,Slovak):Serious ass popping not sth exceptonal but completely acceptable.Doggy style is a pleasure in all these countries and you will have the pleasure to positively compare the view against the boring Germanic ass
2.Eastern Slavic ass(Russian,Ukrainian,Belarussian):A lot shotened compared to the rich western slavic ass sometimes due to malnutrition anyway a common source of headaches for debushki who cannot properly dance the belly dances without having sth to move.It is the reason they avoid the too tight clothes the polish girls prefer(so they can expose their qualifications in full glory)
3.South slavic ass(Serbian,Croat,Bulgarian):Cute ass not very popping but not to be ignored either.Generally not their biggest weapon however combined with a pair of decent legs as often is the case can do the trick.Not impressive especially compared to the juicy accesoires of their southern neighbours

Mediteranean ass subcategories:
1.Greek.Here we are talking.Real ass on the plate and women do not mind toning their presence everytime possible.The constant movement up and down by walking can bring headaches and prapic situations even to the most hardcore warriors
2.Italian.Very developed in southern Italy and Sicelia where of course the carabine of the father and brother guarantee access such to allow virginity from the front
3.Spanish.There exists ass not that spanish women show it their culture prevents them in a way from parading their low demeanors.

I thought I was a connoisseur of ass until I saw this post; now I realize it just boils down to no, yes, and fuck yeah for me.

Post: #19

(10-07-2013 01:23 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Kamaki, can you shed some light on the Romanian ass? I've been very impressed with what I've seen. What's the history of the Romanian ass? Are they closer to their Italian or Spanish sisters?

Ahahaha this threat getting funny now.

Post: #20

Kamaki, another magnificent post...

But, no Hungary. It's a natural omission since it doesn't belong to any of the obvious groupings (not Slav, not Germanic, not Mediterranean). But it's still there and a man can't just ignore it, right?

Especially since I believe Magyar ass is some of the very finest in the world...

Would be most interested to hear your take on it, if any.

Post: #21

I've been in the DR for 6 months and I have to agree the asses here are quite satisfactory all around.

Post: #22

(10-07-2013 01:23 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Kamaki, can you shed some light on the Romanian ass? I've been very impressed with what I've seen. What's the history of the Romanian ass? Are they closer to their Italian or Spanish sisters?

Romanian ass is perfect maybe top in Europe.There is a reason legionnaires prefered this land to settle down.

We see here some samples of Romanian booty.





It is no coincidence that even for this poor man's hard life in Siberia ad they used Romanian girls since Russian girls cannot possess proper asses for vodka promotion.

Post: #23

(10-08-2013 01:00 AM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  

(10-07-2013 01:23 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Kamaki, can you shed some light on the Romanian ass? I've been very impressed with what I've seen. What's the history of the Romanian ass? Are they closer to their Italian or Spanish sisters?

Romanian ass is perfect maybe top in Europe.There is a reason legionnaires prefered this land to settle down.

It is no coincidence that even for this poor man's hard life in Siberia ad they used Romanian girls since Russian girls cannot possess proper asses for vodka promotion.

You've just confirmed everything I've decided to be true about the Romanian ass. Seriously can't agree more. Top worldwide for me.

Post: #24

(10-08-2013 01:00 AM)Greek kamaki Wrote:  

(10-07-2013 01:23 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Kamaki, can you shed some light on the Romanian ass? I've been very impressed with what I've seen. What's the history of the Romanian ass? Are they closer to their Italian or Spanish sisters?

Romanian ass is perfect maybe top in Europe.There is a reason legionnaires prefered this land to settle down.

We see here some samples of Romanian booty.





It is no coincidence that even for this poor man's hard life in Siberia ad they used Romanian girls since Russian girls cannot possess proper asses for vodka promotion.

Yeah i probably have to agree with you on that. I think romanian women have the best asses in Europe. I have seen few romanian women in London with really nice asses, there was one 18 year old girl (romanian) that i was crazy about, pulled her to my house, took off her clothes, her ass wasnt so nice when naked and her pussy was smelling funny, I just couldnt close it, my friend in the living room was begging me to let him fuck her instead haha.

Anyway, how easy are romanian chicks in general? Is Cluj a fuckfest? Whats the best part of Romania to go for asses?

Post: #25

Romanian ass.













Definitely in the throne of Europe.

Greek girls counterattack.You see serious full Mediteranean ass shaking after 3:30.