Post: #1

Back around the time I finished high school and started college there was a Jay-Z song called Do It Again that was really popular. It was the time when I first started banging chicks regularly and back then my friends and I would bump it to get pumped up before we'd hit the clubs.

Here's the chorus:

12 AM on the way to the club
1 AM DJ made it erupt
2 AM now I'm gettin with her
3 AM now I'm splittin with her
4 AM at the waffle house
5 AM now we at my house
6 AM I be diggin her out
6:15 I be kickin her out
7 AM I'ma call my friends
12 AM we gonna do it again


Back then I got all my knowledge (good and bad) on pulling chicks from songs like this, Too Short, etc, and then R Kelly was the one who broke down how to escalate. Anyway, I heard the song in a club recently and it popped up some nostalgia, so I thought up my version:

2 PM i be making a shake


8 PM she be cleaning it up


9 PM she be getting my groceries


10 PM she be cooking my shit


11 PM she be doing my laundry


12 AM i be diggin her out


1 AM she be scrubbing the stove grills


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And here's the song I'm referring to:

Post: #2

HAHAHA

Post: #3

Oh my god, I'm dying. That's fucking hilarious.

Post: #4

DR is the gift that keeps on giving.

Post: #5

That song was HUGE back in the day.

Post: #6

I see what you did there.

I used to dress like that. Lol I had that same Roca Wear jacket that I wore with a fake $30 platinum chain I got from the mall. I thought I was the shit.