Post: #1

I saw a teenage couple today.

One of the pair had an hourglass figure and was wearing skintight jeans that hugged every curve.

The other was dumpy and square, like an off-season linebacker, and wore ridiculous high-waisted jean shorts.

20 years ago, you would know which one was male and which was female without me telling you.

Post: #2

Well, since you are posting about it, I'm going to assume it's bizzaro world and the dude looked like a bitch (say what again) and the chick was built like a d-lineman.