Post: #1

I keep telling myself not to be surprised by stuff I learn about. Sometimes, I still go "huh"?

Someone should make a bj app, I guess it would need some penis attachment.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...iques.html

Quote:A new app is set on teaching your tongue a few new tricks when it comes to pleasure in the bedroom.

Using your own touch screen, Lick This features three interactive tongue exercises to improve both skill and technique.
One test has users flick a light switch using their tongue, while another has a crank that can only be turned by licking the screen effectively.

While testing your tongue, Lick This could also test your ability to avoid your germ-infested phone screen.

It has been reported that most mobiles harbor up to 4,200 units of bacteria that can result in flu and other illnesses. So Club Sexy Time advises covering the phone in plastic wrap prior to licking.

Post: #2

It's a bit retarded, but assuming that some pleasurable constants about pussy licking can be accurately quantified (can they or does the whole discipline amount to hearsay?), I hope some men get some skills out of it.

I would first disinfect the phone with a dab of distilled alcohol first instead of using a plastic wrap, though.

Post: #3

If you like licking your phone here are a few other options available to you!

The toilet of your local gas station restroom
The hand rail on the bus
Rob Ford's crack pipe
One of the many stripper poles found in Portland
Anything found in your local fag club
Lindy West's anus

Post: #4

Reminds me of a joke I sometimes use wife a Girl is hesitant in bed 'did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever had? It was fantastic'.

Post: #5

(03-16-2014 06:21 AM)Statsi Wrote:  Reminds me of a joke I sometimes use wife a Girl is hesitant in bed 'did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever had? It was fantastic'.

That's awesome!

That'd be a great line to use with virgins.

Wald