Post: #1

Note: You may need to shorten the title in order to respond. I didn't want to be vague with just "Jesus Loves Me" as the title.

Just before the chat room went down I told all 5 people active there that I had gotten a married chick pregnant. She is 34 and there was no way I was going to talk her into an abortion. My strategy was to tell her she had to try to pin the kid on her husband. She agreed, but I know her thought was that she had me hooked.

My gut feeling was I was going to hear from her after a few years when the husband realized the kid wasn't his. I started thinking about what I was going to do about it. I have no problem being a part of my own, but I flat out refuse to have anything to do with another man's progeny. That's where the conflict of interest came in.

Today, I found out that Jesus did me a solid and performed the abortion for me. It's sad in a way, and that's the emotion I showed on the outside. On the inside, I was dancing like a brother on the Maury Povich show. I'm not opposed to having a kid when the time comes, but now was not the time.

Big ups to the J-man.

Post: #2

He works in mysterious ways, motherfuckers! Praise the lord!

Post: #3

Brother teh_skeeze, do you see teh light? Can you see da light?!

Post: #4

(04-18-2014 08:45 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Note: You may need to shorten the title in order to respond. I didn't want to be vague with just "Jesus Loves Me" as the title.

Just before the chat room went down I told all 5 people active there that I had gotten a married chick pregnant. She is 34 and there was no way I was going to talk her into an abortion. My strategy was to tell her she had to try to pin the kid on her husband. She agreed, but I know her thought was that she had me hooked.

My gut feeling was I was going to hear from her after a few years when the husband realized the kid wasn't his. I started thinking about what I was going to do about it. I have no problem being a part of my own, but I flat out refuse to have anything to do with another man's progeny. That's where the conflict of interest came in.

Today, I found out that Jesus did me a solid and performed the abortion for me. It's sad in a way, and that's the emotion I showed on the outside. On the inside, I was dancing like a brother on the Maury Povich show. I'm not opposed to having a kid when the time comes, but now was not the time.

Big ups to the J-man.

I remember when you had told us that dude, congrats but the question is did the husband know that she was preggers?

Post: #5

I don't think so. She had just past 2 months and she was barely showing a belly, and that was only when she didn't have a shirt on. They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch. I think her plan was to go on until it was obvious. Apparently it's more difficult to pin down a conception date the further along you are.

Post: #6

(04-18-2014 08:50 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  He works in mysterious ways, motherfuckers! Praise the lord!

How do you access these random GIFs so quickly??

Post: #7

(04-18-2014 09:04 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch.

Game recognized.

Post: #8

Stories like this always make me feel kind of sad. Maybe I'm just not alpha enough.

Post: #9

I'm shaking my head because I'm Catholic and your celebrating a miscarriage on good Friday but I'm grinning cause I know that feeling bro! (Not with a married woman though)

Time for the "its a nothing" stogie

Post: #10

The stress the woman put herself under didn't allow for a successful pregnancy. Doubt it was the actions of the good Lord.

Just sayin'

Post: #11

Hey - a man can't feel guilty about a miscarriage

Post: #12

(04-18-2014 09:32 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-18-2014 09:04 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch.

Game recognized.

Game not recognized until its "I know he sleeps on the couch" vs. "She tells me.." Until then I defer to Biz Markie.