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http://totalsororitymove.com/new-derange...ith-ellen/

I must admit, I am finding it hard to "enjoy the decline" of North American civilization when girls write stuff like this.

I'd shame her, but what would be the point when she is likely beyond shame based on her writing?

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Pretty sure it's fabricated. "Sloot" has miscer all over it.

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Yeah "sloot" is the favorite word of the more sad parts of bodybuilding.com. It's like 4chan without the humor.

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(04-23-2014 10:43 AM)Fitzgerald Wrote:  Pretty sure it's fabricated. "Sloot" has miscer all over it.

Maybe.

Hopefully, actually.

I just don't know anymore.

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Good article - all men should read it - especially point 4: LIVING THE DOUBLE STANDARD AND LYING YOUR TEETH OFF BECAUSE YOU EXPECT YOUR SUPER-RICH-FUTURE-HUSBAND TO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN AN INNOCENT SNOWFLAKE - especially after you lost interest in him sexually right after marriage.

4. Live your life by a double standard
You are queen of the fucking world. You can do no wrong. You’re the only one who can fuck random’s every weekend and not be judged. You’re the shit and no one can tell you any different. You can yell at your slut roommate and tell her that her bedroom is a revolving door even though you hooked up with two different guys in two days, it could have been three but who is counting anymore? Excuses are your new best friend, not that fake fucking Yurman your sleazy ex got you because he was a two pump chump. You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. I live my life by the absolute biggest double standard and it has gotten me so far, you young sloots better start doing the same. We need someone good to be the next A of [sorority redacted].

So, you fucking lucky little bitches have a few more years to run out mommys credit card, while crying to daddy that you have no money in your account so he slips you some cash for booze and weed. Spend that cash you don’t have on illegal drugs unless you’re one of the blessed who is already so fucked up you stumbled upon prescription drugs. If that’s the case, hit me up . Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better.

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In all probability, every sorority has a senior girl who sends the entire house an email filled with questionable advice and choice quotes about dick, but only a few leak and go viral.

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Can't wait to rush his year!

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I have been advocating this for years! Wheres my article?!

Post: #11

This looks like either a re-write or a satirical take on that Thought Catalog article by writer Anne Gus, "5 Things Women Need To Do In Their 20′s (Or Else The Suffragists Died For Nothing)."

That article was in and of itself satire -- although a lot of people didn't realize it. So I'm not sure what's going on here, but it seems like an attempt to at least copy the piece by Anne Gus (not a real name, by the way, and apparently a pseudonym for a guy who is writing).

It's also worth noting that the "cunt punt" sorority letter writer, Rebecca Martinson, ended up with a book deal. So this might be an attempt by another sorority girl to gin up controversy and get a book deal or TV series herself. It would be sadly ironic if she got that by copying the idea of a male writer. The manosphere already needs to figure out why women like Dr. Helen are making money writing books about men's plight -- and not men themselves.