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This just popped up on the news a few minutes ago.

Quote:An Arizona woman has been arrested on bestiality charges after allegedly trying to arrange sex with a horse via Craigslist.

The woman, who's described as transgender and who the police report is legally known as Donald Waelde, 22, posted this ad on the Missed Connections section of Phoenix Craigslist on April 8:

"I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male Horse. Simple as that. If you have access to a Male horse, and can allow me access to a male horse, then contact me please I will do something in return.

I was going to say "WB, but you know she's going to be a size queen," before I read the part about him/her being a tranny. Now I feel vaguely ill, and I think I'm going to take the rest of the day off and go home, maybe finish off that bottle of gin in the fridge.

Post: #2

I'm going to be sick......

Post: #3

He/she should write a book on Horse Game. Chapters could include "So you've been kicked in the face, now what", "Are they even good for riding anymore?" and "avoiding false bestiality claims"

Post: #4

Quote:Still Looks Better Than Most of My Friend's GFs

Damn bruh...you need new friends

Post: #5

That looks like the swimmer Michael Phelps wearing a wig. :/

Post: #6

It really piss me off that they keep referring at him as "a woman".

He´s not a fucking woman.

Post: #7

So....this is like the (untrue) legend about Catherine the Great, except real, and gay.

Post: #8

Oh LOL!! That is such an incredibly humble and direct request and such a touchingly modest tranny pic, that my heart goes out to this Scottsdale tranny and his/her equine longings. "Simple as that" -- LOL, how true!

This is the sort of story that a King might hear one day from his Fool in court -- and stunning all the courtiers and the Fool himself, the King rises from his throne and declares: "Nay -- do not throw this Tranny into the dungeon, for I saw Its wish and I liked it and it pleased me well. But make haste now and take the most hung Stallion from the King's stables and quick bring it before this poor Tranny; and let It have Its way with this Stallion to Its heart's content, and vex not Its pleasure until it be satisfied. For I am the King".

Post: #9

(04-28-2014 07:26 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Oh LOL!! That is such an incredibly humble and direct request and such a touchingly modest tranny pic, that my heart goes out to this Scottsdale tranny and his/her equine longings. "Simple as that" -- LOL, how true!

This is the sort of story that a King might hear one day from his Fool in court -- and stunning all the courtiers and the Fool himself, the King rises from his throne and declares: "Nay -- do not throw this Tranny into the dungeon, for I saw Its wish and I liked it and it pleased me well. But make haste now and take the most hung Stallion from the King's stables and quick bring it before this poor Tranny; and let It have Its way with this Stallion to Its heart's content, and vex not Its pleasure until it be satisfied. For I am the King".

^ I think you meant Neigh...

Post: #10

Wait, why is playing with a horse's dick against the law? I know there was a guy somewhere outside Seattle that got fucked to death by a horse a while back, but I thought jerking a horse off was a routine occurrence on a stud farm.

Post: #11

There's a movie about a guy who died from getting nailed from a horse:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/

It's got a pretty decent rating by the looks of it!

Post: #12

It has a long face.


Would neigh Bang

Post: #13

We should hook him/her up with our Zebra game dude:

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Post: #14

Hey guys,

What does a gay horse eat?

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neigh means neigh