Post: #1

I was inspired to start this thread based off of a post in another...it should spur an interesting conversation.

The purpose of this thread is to incite discussion based on reactions to crazy female behavior. What was your reaction to something a girl you were banging/dating said or did that was completely unreasonable and potentially insane?

For instance: Three years ago, I dated a girl who admitted to me while walking through the city that she had, on multiple occasions, given her dog a handjob. It didn't hit me until we broke up a few months later how fucking insane that was. At the time, I just wanted to not talk about how she jerked off her dog, and instead, go get a burrito.

As men, we have an obligation to inform each other of the extreme insanity that exists in the world. Let it begin.

Post: #2

A girl I was seeing flaked on me then called in tears and told me that she was just raped by her brother-in-law. Turned out to be a lie (her BFF betrayed her and told me everything) as she thought I was going to dump her, and this somehow would bring us closer.

My reaction: I dumped her. And ran away, fast.

Post: #3

When I was 18 I happened to be the driver for a night. Late at night after a party I drove some people back to their homes. The last person was a young girl, it took some time to drive to her house so meanwhile we were driving she started telling me that she wanted to come and sleep at my place. This girl was wasted and repulsive and I let her know that it won't happen. You are going home girl.

However, all of a sudden in the middle of nowhere she freaked out and opened the door and jumped out! I wasn't driving superfast, but fast enough to get seriously hurt. I hit the breaks and I see her running into the forest. I was pissed of as hell and got out and shouted to her that "get back in the car".

She didn't, and I went after. This was a big thick forest and I couldn't see her, she didn't respond to me, after 5 minutes I found her lying behind a big stone with her wrists cut open!
This freaked me out, luckily her razorblade was dull and she was probably too wasted to make a good cut. However, there were blood and it looked like a fucking suicide scene.

I soon relized that she's ok and she will survive. I carried her back to the car, drove her home.
At the door of her house I met her father and told him what fucking bitch of a daughter he has and he better lock her up.

What a bitch. Lesson learned, never drive wasted girls to their homes if you don't wanna bang them.

Little did I know at this point how common it is for young girls to cut themselves.

Post: #4

Dude - we are already sharing plenty of stories on the other thread.

Post: #5

When I was 18 or so I broke up with my girlfriend of several years, who I'd cheated on with this other girl quite a bit. My girlfriend knew about it and stayed with me; it actually made our sex life a lot better. Since I was single and missing regular pussy, I hooked up with the other girl in the back of her Jeep in a state park. Got caught by a cop; he was cool, just asked to see our IDs to make sure we weren't underage and sent us on our way.

I thought it was fine, a bit embarrassing but no big deal and pretty funny besides. So the girl is driving me back to my truck, and she starts freaking the fuck out because she had a boyfriend and she'd just cheated on him (the second or third BF she'd cheated on with me, haha), and she started driving all crazy, hitting the steering wheel, etc. I seriously thought she was going to hit a tree on purpose. There wasn't much I could do but try to talk her down, so I kept calm and just tried to convince her to stop the car. It was pretty scary, but I really didn't have options. She did calm down eventually.

So, my advice is never let a crazy bitch drive you anywhere. Handing control to a chick is just a recipe for disaster.

Post: #6

My first girlfriend was really crazy and she had a lot of mental problems. She cutted, had daddy issues, cutted her hamster and even masturbated her pussy with a knife. She also had alcohol problem, anorexia and told me that she will kill herself, if I dump her. "Luckily", cheated on me twice. First time I belived her that it was a rape, but second time she called me during the act and that gave my beta mind enough courage to dump her. Later on, she tried to get me pay for an abortion, because she told me that I got her pregnant. Of course, she wasn't really pregnant and I didn't pay her anything.

Post: #7

(05-09-2014 01:24 AM)weambulance Wrote:  When I was 18 or so I broke up with my girlfriend of several years, who I'd cheated on with this other girl quite a bit. My girlfriend knew about it and stayed with me; it actually made our sex life a lot better. Since I was single and missing regular pussy, I hooked up with the other girl in the back of her Jeep in a state park. Got caught by a cop; he was cool, just asked to see our IDs to make sure we weren't underage and sent us on our way.

I thought it was fine, a bit embarrassing but no big deal and pretty funny besides. So the girl is driving me back to my truck, and she starts freaking the fuck out because she had a boyfriend and she'd just cheated on him (the second or third BF she'd cheated on with me, haha), and she started driving all crazy, hitting the steering wheel, etc. I seriously thought she was going to hit a tree on purpose. There wasn't much I could do but try to talk her down, so I kept calm and just tried to convince her to stop the car. It was pretty scary, but I really didn't have options. She did calm down eventually.

So, my advice is never let a crazy bitch drive you anywhere. Handing control to a chick is just a recipe for disaster.

Yeah, next time you guys bang, take separate cars. On the Christian McQueen show, I remember McQueen and Dagonet discussing why they don't let women drive them. Ever.

Post: #8

Was on a date with this girl last night. She is not crazy. She's a pretty laid back financial advisor. She drinks a little and smokes and occasional doobie.

I got a good BJ but she wouldn't let me bang her. Tried multiple times.

After the BJ...she told me "sex makes me crazy" I asked her about this , like 'what do you mean' . She said all women lose their heads after they have sex ( which has not been my experience)

So...after asking her a bit more about her statement she said "hey, pretend I didn't say that ok? " to which I agreed.

Now I'm wondering if I should bang her?

Post: #9

(10-04-2014 07:59 PM)robreke Wrote:  Now I'm wondering if I should bang her?

Yes.

Sometimes an objection is just a way to look "Hard-to-get" while she just wants it.

Post: #10

I once had a girl suddenly yank the handbrake up whilst we were driving at about 40mph…was quite scary for a moment!

Post: #11

Was relaxing in my favorite city and decided to hit my side piece up around midnight as I haven't spoken to her in a few days after she went psycho on me in my apartment. I text and say what's up, she responds. I'm outside your apartment. Needless to say I was a little afraid for my life. Took her in and banged her anyway.

Post: #12

Del

Post: #13

Broke up with this girl before our anniversary dinner, a week later she pulled the old "I think I'm pregnant" line.

She wasn't. Promptly blocked her on everything.

Saw her leaving a bar as I walked into the bar via different door.


She flipped her shit via text telling me I was talking shit about her at the bar, how she moved out of town because of me, and how I've got all her friends now etc.

....as I WALKED into the bar.

Thank my stars I left her.

Post: #14

My most recent ex asked me to marry her the day after she tried to kill herself. It sounded insane the moment it was said, but at the time I felt like telling her no was just inhumane. I said yes, then admitted months later that she drives me crazy. I made the mistake of boning her after the break up and now it looks like she's possibly carrying my child. At least she said dead people stopped talking to her, so she's a few levels down on crazy lately. I hope it's the other guys. If anyone has some great advice, I'm open to it.

A story about another ex that was very beautiful, but neurotic. She's giving me head and as soon as I'm starting to daze off she cups my balls in her hand, then takes her mouth off of my dick and says, "what if I just squeezed...(i try to jerk away, but she clamped down) really hard?" At this point my brain is under the same duress that someone with a gun pointed to their head experiences, so I'm pleading and threatening at the same time. That crazy bitch got enough thrill for the day I guess because she let go without smashing my nuts.

Post: #15

I met a cop last week after texting for a bit, I fingered her.

She went out of town this weekend, we were texting yesterday.

I told her to surprise me with something slutty, she stopped replying.

Today "stop texting me".

Wtf? Bitch, you were sending me nudes two days ago and wanted to get a room!

Post: #16

(10-06-2014 06:28 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  I met a cop last week after texting for a bit, I fingered her.

She went out of town this weekend, we were texting yesterday.

I told her to surprise me with something slutty, she stopped replying.

Today "stop texting me".

Wtf? Bitch, you were sending me nudes two days ago and wanted to get a room!

Should've told her to send you something naught instead of slutty ?

The hamster is strong with this one, and I know you want to get that cop notch !

Post: #17

^ Cattle Rustler,

There exists in every woman the desire to be seen as attractive enough to be sexually-objectified. Even feminists recently started a #notallfeministsareugly campaign that petered out quickly when self-perception didn't match objective reality.

A man sexually-objectifying a woman and a woman sexually-objectifying a man both do so in the same way. A bachelor party chick losing her shit over a gyrating fireman treats him as a fantasy object and has no interest in his life history, interests, hopes and dreams. He's a hot stud, and nothing more.

Despite full awareness of what they do, they expect men to objectify them entirely-differently, and throw a tantrum when they don't.

A man is expected to objectify women in a way that shows he values them - all together now - as a person, not an object.

This is where the problems always start.

Kaotic just posted a classic example in the Online Girl Hamster Thread. The girl is sexually-objectifying herself in her photo, then reacting with scorn that men are sexually-objectifying her. How dare they?

This is just feminine nature - all women will do it - so you have to take it into account in your game with dominant frame and ownership language. If you make her feel like a slut, her hamster will go nuclear. You have to let her know she's your slut.

My frame is pure Freudian Electra Complex. I wouldn't tell her to surprise me with something slutty, I'd most likely start a thread along the lines of "Is my bad girl thinking naughty thoughts? Daddy might have to punish you." The two italicised words are qualifications of connection and value of her to you, even if you're working towards a pump and dump.

Post: #18

(05-08-2014 11:53 PM)Renberg Wrote:  For instance: Three years ago, I dated a girl who admitted to me while walking through the city that she had, on multiple occasions, given her dog a handjob.

Wait. Do you mean that you and her were walking through the city and she told you that she had given her dog a handjob on multiple occasions? Or that while walking through the city with her dog, she had given it a handjob on multiple occasions? That's not quite clear. I'm just envisioning walking along the footpath and seeing a woman taking her dog for a walk suddenly kneel down and start giving it a random handjob.

Post: #19

I am with a sane girl.

I feel like I hit the jackpot. Reading this thread...

"My girls alright, she jerks off dogs, besides that shes cool"

Tou guys accept some insane women. She should probably be in jail.

Post: #20

1 year ago. I'm meeting a girl, the plan was pick her up, go out for dinner, have drinks, go back to her place, bang.

I get a text, "I'm ready hansum, come to my place!". So I drive to her place, enter the apartment, and she was with a dude. I tell her, "you don't introduce me to your friend?", to which she replies, "oh, he's not my friend, he's my ex, but we're still in good terms." She then turns to him and asks him,
"He said he was inviting us for dinner tonight. Where do you wanna go?"

She wants to play dumb, so I'll play dumb.
Me: "Hey, just before we go. Am I going to get a ticket if I leave the car in front of the building?"
Her: "Yeah because of snow removal. Put the car on the side of the building, parking #2".
Me: "All right I'll be right back."

She's probably still waiting.

Post: #21

(10-07-2014 10:54 PM)alex3948 Wrote:  1 year ago. I'm meeting a girl, the plan was pick her up, go out for dinner, have drinks, go back to her place, bang.

I get a text, "I'm ready hansum, come to my place!". So I drive to her place, enter the apartment, and she was with a dude. I tell her, "you don't introduce me to your friend?", to which she replies, "oh, he's not my friend, he's my ex, but we're still in good terms." She then turns to him and asks him,
"He said he was inviting us for dinner tonight. Where do you wanna go?"

She wants to play dumb, so I'll play dumb.
Me: "Hey, just before we go. Am I going to get a ticket if I leave the car in front of the building?"
Her: "Yeah because of snow removal. Put the car on the side of the building, parking #2".
Me: "All right I'll be right back."

She's probably still waiting.

The old silent walkout is always a money move.

Post: #22

(10-07-2014 10:54 PM)alex3948 Wrote:  1 year ago. I'm meeting a girl, the plan was pick her up, go out for dinner, have drinks, go back to her place, bang.

I get a text, "I'm ready hansum, come to my place!". So I drive to her place, enter the apartment, and she was with a dude. I tell her, "you don't introduce me to your friend?", to which she replies, "oh, he's not my friend, he's my ex, but we're still in good terms." She then turns to him and asks him,
"He said he was inviting us for dinner tonight. Where do you wanna go?"

She wants to play dumb, so I'll play dumb.
Me: "Hey, just before we go. Am I going to get a ticket if I leave the car in front of the building?"
Her: "Yeah because of snow removal. Put the car on the side of the building, parking #2".
Me: "All right I'll be right back."

She's probably still waiting.

I wonder how many dudes would just go along with shit like this?

It seems unimaginable to me...

Post: #23

(10-07-2014 10:54 PM)alex3948 Wrote:  1 year ago. I'm meeting a girl, the plan was pick her up, go out for dinner, have drinks, go back to her place, bang.

I get a text, "I'm ready hansum, come to my place!". So I drive to her place, enter the apartment, and she was with a dude. I tell her, "you don't introduce me to your friend?", to which she replies, "oh, he's not my friend, he's my ex, but we're still in good terms." She then turns to him and asks him,
"He said he was inviting us for dinner tonight. Where do you wanna go?"

She wants to play dumb, so I'll play dumb.
Me: "Hey, just before we go. Am I going to get a ticket if I leave the car in front of the building?"
Her: "Yeah because of snow removal. Put the car on the side of the building, parking #2".
Me: "All right I'll be right back."

She's probably still waiting.

WOW are you serious ?

Did she think she really was going to succeed at pulling that ? Fucking bitches.

Post: #24

(10-08-2014 05:22 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

(10-07-2014 10:54 PM)alex3948 Wrote:  1 year ago. I'm meeting a girl, the plan was pick her up, go out for dinner, have drinks, go back to her place, bang.

I get a text, "I'm ready hansum, come to my place!". So I drive to her place, enter the apartment, and she was with a dude. I tell her, "you don't introduce me to your friend?", to which she replies, "oh, he's not my friend, he's my ex, but we're still in good terms." She then turns to him and asks him,
"He said he was inviting us for dinner tonight. Where do you wanna go?"

She wants to play dumb, so I'll play dumb.
Me: "Hey, just before we go. Am I going to get a ticket if I leave the car in front of the building?"
Her: "Yeah because of snow removal. Put the car on the side of the building, parking #2".
Me: "All right I'll be right back."

She's probably still waiting.

I wonder how many dudes would just go along with shit like this?

It seems unimaginable to me...

Some guys might probably want to save face and not want to leave right there. Beta chodes....

Post: #25

Well for having talked a long time with her before coming, she didn't seem like a very smart girl. She had to finish high school at the adults' education center and probably wouldn't score high on a IQ test. Her intention was probably not to get free food for 3 people and put it on me, but probably she just didn't realize that it was the worst move a girl could ever pull on a first date. No matter the reason, she just screwed up.
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Another crazy girl was 6 months ago, a girl near Bangkok, 28 y.o. asian chick, good looking. The plan was to have dinner at her place, I brought a few drinks, and obviously score. At that time I didn't have the Thai flag in my pants so it would be my chance to get it.

During all the dinner, she was on her phone. She was plugging cute parts like "you so hansum" and "i'm attlacted to you pletty boy", but couldn't get her eyes off her phone.
After a few mins, I ask her if she's about to get off the phone, she doesn't answer. I was still sitting at the table so I could subtly reach into my inner pocket and turn on the GSM jammer. I finally got the chance to get closer as she said "oh signal is bad here i will tly later", got her into bed, undressed (turned off the jammer), and started the preleminaries.

As I was having my "meal", her phone rings. "Oh it's my fliend". She talked to her friend (girl) on the phone for around 1 min, before I reach in my pants on the floor, get a condom, and turn on the jammer. The call gets disconnected, and she finally concentrates on me. It was a very tight and good experience. After the date, I texted her, confessing that I was jamming her phone because she was too addicted and wouldn't concentrate. She got angry but finally forgave me.