Post: #1

I love 'em

From comments I sometimes read in various threads I get the impression that quite a lot of guys on here have an aversion to fake titties or at least a strong preference for real ones.

I love both, real and fake ones. I like them equally in the sense that both real and fake ones can be nice and not nice. I'm not sure why I got into liking fake ones, perhaps because I grew up watching Baywatch and the Playboy channel.

It would be good to know if there are any other guys on here who like them fake ones too and also where they have gone to find them. Obvious places (that I have been to) would be Las Vegas, South Beach Miami, Colombia.

Post: #2

I'm an ass guy and actually have a preference for smaller boobs, IMO DD's are just overrated.

I just laugh when girls brag about their boobs and their obeasts. Since I'm in the midwest.

Post: #3

I take it on a case by case basis. Like you said both real and fake can end up looking good or bad.

EDIT: Also, obligatory.

Post: #4

I don't mind them. They stay perky forever and feel good.

Post: #5

They are the best clothes on. Clothes off, naturals win but fake ones are still awesome B|

Post: #6

If they're well done they are a good asset for the woman. Hell I've been fooled by some "Natural" looking ones before.

It is the porn boobs which turn me off. One way to find out is to get her to jump around and if they dont move as much its a fake set of tits.

Post: #7

I despise fake breasts to the point of thinking they should be illegal.

1). They feel gross.

2). They look comically bad when a woman takes her shirt off.

3). They allow lower-tier women to bump themselves up a few notches (or think so in their minds).

4). The preponderance of them makes men think most large-busted women are faking, so breasts have become devalued. This, IMO, is why we've seen leggier, taller women become more famous since around 1990. You can't fake legs.

5). Women who get them are wacky. They have a higher suicide rate. The fake breasts probably don't cause them to commit suicide -- insane women are just probably more likely to get them and hence go insane.

6). They devalue average-sized women the same way those roided-out muscle freaks make well-toned, natural men look skinny by comparison. We're supposed to like what's natural, not freaks of nature.

7). They've made stripping into an unintentionally comic sci-fi farce, when it was once something actually sexy.

8). They've ruined both porn and Playboy. What was interesting about women was they all had differently shaped breasts. Now they're all the same. Men are designed to like variety and fake breasts detract from that.

9). In the way Auto-Tune changed who we consider good singers, fake breasts changed men's ideas about what actually looks good. Now what's fake is beating what's real, which is a low point for humans.

10). Along with tattoos, they've masculined women. You might not think larger breasts would do that, but there is something inherently unfeminine about a woman strutting around with two bolted-on pieces of plastic. Makes her more of a warrior than a woman.

Post: #8

When i was i kid there was this ball called "PELOTA PULPO"



They feel the same way. The first time i grabbed a pair of fake tits the pelota pulpo came to my mind immediately.

The other thing that gave me the creeps about those tits was that the nipple was dead, the girl didnt feel shit also, so what good are they?

Post: #9

they look good but they feel strange to me.

Post: #10

their cold. the nipple doesn't get hard. they look fake. when they sag they look atrocious. And all of the stuff DOBA said about their psychology.

I love big natural breasts. Especially with skinny waists, the shorter the better. My last ltr was cup size E. They naturally will have a problem with a small pooch, but I will over look it along with a butter face if she takes care of herself.

Post: #11

I know a broad who got fake boobs right before her senior prom. She is easily one of the most psychologically fucked up girls I know.

Post: #12

In before the pics:



(And what real man says "boobies"?)

Post: #13

Nah just nah I don't like fake tits.

A man says tits.

Boobies is Bluepill.

Post: #14

Not a fan.

Post: #15

As my Marine buddy says, "they aren't fake if you can touch them."

But I agree with many of you, they look nice but I don't wanna deal with em.

Post: #16

34 B-cup for the win!

Post: #17

I get the hate against fake tits. I've seen and felt some ridiculously bad boobjobs, from tits that have like a 4 inch gap between them to tits that are rock hard. I've also been with girls that had some great work done and I thought it was awesome. Nothing like having the porn star experience with a girl on her knees, squeezing her bolt-ons together with her head tilted back waiting to take a faceful of liquid love.

For reference, this is what I consider a good boobjob:





Jen Matteo:



Ring girl at the Pacquiao fight:

Post: #18

They only looked good clothe, naked real wins plus they feel better.

Post: #19

Agree with everything DobA said. Fake tits look nice when clothed but out of the clothes they can look cartoonish. They feel strange.
The biggest thing is fake boobs=red flag. The girls behind the boobs usually come from single family homes, have excessive tattoos, commonly have BPD. I've hooked up with a few but I'm starting to see a pattern. No bueno

Post: #20

(05-23-2014 01:46 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  As my Marine buddy says, "they aren't fake if you can touch them."

Hahaha I like that.

I am with him, I have always said - "If they are there, then they are real. No such thing as fake tits."

Post: #21

Well if you're looking for fake boobs, DC is not the area for it. Theyre extremely rare here.
I do have one friend that has them, I negged her for being made of plastic and she angrily let me touch them and to my surprise they were very natural feeling. I had never felt fake breasts before then because like I said, they're rare around here. I've never touched them in a sexual nature either.
You're all for large natural breasts on skinny girls but it is so rare, I've personally never seen it. Not on a skinny girl, on a kind of chunky girl yeah but never skinny. If I see it I will believe it is a boob job.

Post: #22

(05-23-2014 03:41 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  Jen Matteo:

Great example of fake tits. WB furiously.

Post: #23

(05-24-2014 02:29 PM)Snuke Wrote:  

(05-23-2014 01:46 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  As my Marine buddy says, "they aren't fake if you can touch them."

Hahaha I like that.

I am with him, I have always said - "If they are there, then they are real. No such thing as fake tits."

"If they can come out to play, they're real enough for me".