Post: #1

Vice recently featured an article about two (female) comedians who created the idea of an app to make dick pics classy. It's a great idea (http://www.vice.com/read/rock-that-cock-...our-dick).

Quote:Stephanie Pool: No one ever asks for dick pics. We are assaulted with them. We get a text message, and inside is a dick we didn’t ask for. If you are going to send me a dick pic, you might as well make me laugh.

Lauren: Many times you get unsolicited dick pics. I will be looking at my phone, and there’s a dick. I have seen really embarrassingly artsy dick pics where a tank top will be pulled to the side and one of his nipples is showing too. I want to help these guys out and give them tools to make their dick pics better.

The app never actualized but the concept is fantastic. Therefore you need photoshop: crop your dick from your dick-selfie & paste.

Go forth: put your dick in places your dick would not be normally be found & sext away.









Bitches love it.

More ideas here: http://cockcreator.tumblr.com/

Post: #2

Something gay about this.. mountains made of dick?

Post: #3

(06-29-2014 02:27 AM)soup Wrote:  Something gay about this.. mountains made of dick?

Only for the dicks big enough to be mountains.

Actually funny enough I really like this quote and its QFT

Quote:What’s your experience with dick pics?
Lauren: Many times you get unsolicited dick pics. I will be looking at my phone, and there’s a dick. I have seen really embarrassingly artsy dick pics where a tank top will be pulled to the side and one of his nipples is showing too. I want to help these guys out and give them tools to make their dick pics better.

I partied with this little 21 year old last night. When we woke up this morning around 1PM she had 2 snapchats from her ex's friends sending dick pics. This caused a lot of texting drama between her and her ex for the next 30 min before I couldn't take it anymore and showed her the door. Everyone else is doing it. Might as well be creative.

Post: #4

This sounds terrible, but it might be amazing. Curious to hear how it goes..

Post: #5

(06-29-2014 02:36 AM)soup Wrote:  This sounds terrible, but it might be amazing. Curious to hear how it goes..

Why give them the power over you at all? All I see is an endless parade in the media of women humiliating men, famous or not, with their nude selfies.

Post: #6

If everybody is sending dick pics, time to quit the practice entirely. Always do the opposite of what the mindless drones are.


This thread title btw...

Post: #7

(06-29-2014 02:22 AM)monster Wrote:  Vice recently featured an article about two (female) comedians who created the idea of an app to make dick pics classy. It's a great idea (http://www.vice.com/read/rock-that-cock-...our-dick).

Quote:Stephanie Pool: No one ever asks for dick pics. We are assaulted with them. We get a text message, and inside is a dick we didn’t ask for. If you are going to send me a dick pic, you might as well make me laugh.

Lauren: Many times you get unsolicited dick pics. I will be looking at my phone, and there’s a dick. I have seen really embarrassingly artsy dick pics where a tank top will be pulled to the side and one of his nipples is showing too. I want to help these guys out and give them tools to make their dick pics better.

The app never actualized but the concept is fantastic. Therefore you need photoshop: crop your dick from your dick-selfie & paste.

Go forth: put your dick in places your dick would not be normally be found & sext away.









Bitches love it.

More ideas here: http://cockcreator.tumblr.com/

"The app never actualized but the concept is fantastic. Therefore you need photoshop: crop your dick from your dick-selfie & paste."

So they couldn't get a man with technical know-how to create it for them, you mean. Guess the techies were too busy sending dick pics to help them out.

Post: #8

I know guys do this…but I still find it hard to believe.

It's very odd.

Post: #9

This thread has convinced me to never send dick pics.

Post: #10

I'm not doing this shit. You're putting too much effort into something that won't get you laid and might get you on a sex offender registry if she takes it badly. Sending a dick pick may be Alpha. Sending an artistisic dick pic is and reaks of desperation.

Post: #11

2/10 knob dimensions, colour and bugs on ballsacks.

Post: #12

Dick pics:

Post: #13

I've been asked to send dick pics. And when I do I put a bow tie on him because bow ties are classy.

Post: #14

(06-29-2014 02:22 AM)monster Wrote:  The app never actualized but the concept is fantastic. Therefore you need photoshop: crop your dick from your dick-selfie & paste.

Bitches love it.

If you are spending that much time on pictures of your dick you have issues.

The only "bitches" who love random, unsolicited dick pics are old gay dudes pretending to be girls online. But, hey if that's your target audience, rock on.

Post: #15

I'd never send a dick pic like this to a girl.

I'd probably just take dicks off the internet like mandingo's and use those, then use the pics for pranks and shit with buddies. We used to tape printouts of giant dongs on each other's doors all the time. It's dry bro humor

totally not gay

Post: #16

Never sent a dick pic, but if I ever do, I'm sending one from germanico's post.

Post: #17

The only time I've sent dick pics was when a bunch of us bros wee hanging out and taking random dick pics off the Internet and sending them to known skanks to prank them. Otherwise it's fucking stupid.

Post: #18

if you must send one...

send a really tiny one that's obviously not your skin tone.

Post: #19

Nothing wrong with dick pix but I only send them when the girl asks for one, and I'm interested in her obviously. Has worked for me so far...

Post: #20

Sent Richard Nixon to a girl. She didnt got the joke.

Ill keep field-testing. Aparently its no good on young girls or canadians.

Post: #21

(07-12-2014 06:36 PM)germanico Wrote:  Sent Richard Nixon to a girl. She didnt got the joke.

Ill keep field-testing. Aparently its no good on young girls or canadians.

That's an A-C joke - most chicks aren't going to get that. Dick Cheney might work better (though somehow it's not as funny).