Post: #1

Met a girl at Chipotle, we hit it off, all the IOIs were there (she asked my name, active in conversation, etc). So when I got her number I sent her a quick text so she had my number. About 10 minutes after we went our separate ways I got this:

http://imgur.com/8gu2asq

Dunno if this is some elaborate shit test or she gave me her BFs number.

Post: #2

Sounds like a real gem.

Probably unsalvageable and she is dicking with you to feel superior and for kicks. I would reply with "TL;DR". If she is at all joking, that might get her laughing back. If not, it's at least a good swipe back without looking butt-hurt.

Post: #3

Figured as such. Just replied with "zzzzzzzzz" not too long ago

Post: #4

EDIT: Actually, to keep with proper texting game, I suppose that should be "tl;dr"

Post: #5

Heres the big question:

Did she the conversation as positively as you? It takes some experience to be able to pick up on this.

If she did, shes just fucking with you by bringing up the age thing. "Zzzzzzz" was a good response in that situation.

If she responds postively, shes just a fiesty little chick and you need to spit good game against these girls. They love cocky and funny.

The Roissy 5(which WIA reminded off in this post:/thread-38165-post-780174.html#pid780174)

1) Agree and Amplify <--- works great on feisty chicks
2) Ignore/Change the subject
3) Joke/Mock her <--- same
4) Accuse her of the Same <--- same, as long as you combine it #1 or #3. IE accuse her of having a thing for "more experienced and ruggedly handsome men" you can make jokes that she isn't ready for a real man, etc.
5) Misinterpret

If she responds, you need to determine if she is being feisty again or just being negative. You can post her responses her and let us help, as taking some time in between texts never hurts.

edit - only saw the first response she sent when I posted that. The other two makes it seem suspect, like she did give you her BFs #. either way game on as it is her number and she is just a really confident feisty girl. If it works out, those ones are the most fun.

Post: #6

So this is par for the course then. That's the main thing I wanted to know.

Post: #7

TL;DR is honestly the most golden reply to this. Either if it's the girl or someone else who wrote that.

Post: #8

I lol'd reading this. Just ignore her or say "k"

Post: #9

This shows how brainwashed society has made women. Seven years does not = a big deal. But now it's become one. Only when the woman is younger, of course. If it's a younger man-older woman pairing, women do naked cartwheels on the roof. Whatever People mag tells them is right they believe.

People base their assumptions about right and wrong on what's happening in society at this moment. Had they lived 50 years ago, or if they lived in Spain now (for example), seven years would not be a big deal. People are idiots.

That said, if I got this message, I would text back the following. When all is lost, hit them with non-sequitors:

"Yess! Seven years! Cool tune: http://youtu.be/V3MRZPak-VE"

Post: #10

(07-15-2014 01:54 PM)Triple483 Wrote:  Met a girl at Chipotle, we hit it off, all the IOIs were there (she asked my name, active in conversation, etc). So when I got her number I sent her a quick text so she had my number. About 10 minutes after we went our separate ways I got this:

http://imgur.com/8gu2asq

Dunno if this is some elaborate shit test or she gave me her BFs number.

Did you actually touch her butt?

Anyway, chalk it to the game bro. You did NOTHING wrong by trying to make a connection with a cute girl.

Save that number and those texts too, just in case anything weird happens.

Post: #11

Thanks guys. By the way I never touched her ass, I wanted to do that at a later time.

Post: #12

What is TL;DR ?

Pretend you're gay and hit on the guy. It will make him think twice about pulling a stunt like this. And it will totally fry her circuits.

Post: #13

Does sound like it could be her bf or big brother

Sounds like she embellished in order to stoke the fires

Let it blow over, radio silent and treat it like a childish ass chick looking for attention

These type of girls have special instigating powers that get grown men fighting, or worse yet lead to a fatality

Post: #14

(07-16-2014 10:13 AM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  Does sound like it could be her bf or big brother

Sounds like she embellished in order to stoke the fires

Let it blow over, radio silent and treat it like a childish ass chick looking for attention

These type of girls have special instigating powers that get grown men fighting, or worse yet lead to a fatality

Agree with MDP, she got busted by the incoming text and made up a bunch of shit.

Reverse search on that # shows Comcast landline, nothing in Google, so I'm figuring it's BF/family member. What chick says "if u need some ass hit me up. I can hook you up brother."

Incidentally, with all the "hand out the fake feminist number" garbage, it's worth a quick google just to check for obvious fake #s.

puckerman TL;DR => "too long; didn't read". About the same as saying "cool story bro"

Post: #15

IOIs are nice, but these messages are not playful. It has "you" eight times and "I" only once. Pronouns with that ratio reveal belittlement. Some dude may even want a rendezvous with you in a nearby alleyway.

"About 10 minutes after..."

Hopefully you spent those having her talking about herself and not you talking about yourself. Revelations before the Flood cause the Creek to run dry. The more plausible disqualifiers you hand her before a hook up, the more reasons she has to deny you even if they are inauthentic. She doesn't need to know a guy's age, income or what he drives at that point. If it is going to be awhile in an early engagement, let her reveal the most information instead.