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Banana diet / body cleanse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyde8OPc2VQ

Basically the diet is gobbling down 30 bananas a day. No other food allowed.

Just imagine yourself walking outside a super market with 30 bananas and what other people would think.. LOL
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09-19-2014 03:41 PM
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A banana has 105 calories. If the girl below want to lose weight, she'd be better of sucking cock then gulping 30 bananas.

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RE: Banana diet / body cleanse
(09-19-2014 05:43 PM)LemonDrink Wrote:  A banana has 105 calories. If the girl below want to lose weight, she'd be better of sucking cock then gulping 30 bananas.

(09-19-2014 05:01 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  [Image: deep-throat-banana.jpg?w=1000&h=]

Off topic slightly but for bulking a quick, delicious and cheap way to get in your calories in is by wolfing coconut milk and banana smoothies. A 500ml carton or tin of coconut milk and 3-4 bananas will get you around 1000 calories every time.
09-20-2014 01:49 AM
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For some reason I cannot eat bananas. I started mixing them in my protein shakes and my stomach would be in so much pain after drinking it.

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09-21-2014 11:39 AM
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for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet
09-21-2014 12:31 PM
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(09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

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(09-21-2014 12:51 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  
(09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

This is no exaggeration. A couple weeks ago, I went to Harris Teeter and bought something like five pounds of bananas fot $1.50. They were ripe, but not overripe. I couldn't believe it.
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RE: Banana diet / body cleanse
30x105=3150

I'm trying to see how you are actually "dieting" doing this. Just water fast

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09-22-2014 01:14 AM
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(09-21-2014 12:51 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  
(09-21-2014 12:31 PM)Wreckingball Wrote:  for some reason I don't believe "body cleanse" or "detox" shit.

fad stuff to get the moneys in your wallet

I'm sure that bananas are cheaper than herbalife or McDonalds......

it starts with "the banana diet", then goes to "the banana diet shake", "the banana diet fat burner", "the banana diet after workout fat torcher" and so on
09-23-2014 02:51 PM
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Well, this thread went into a tailspin fast....

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Don't bananas stop you up? Not like cheese, but I thought they have a slight constipation effect.

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09-23-2014 03:27 PM
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Eating that many banana's a day, and nothing else is going to give you an incredible number of carbs and very little of the other two macro's. Doesn't sound healthy to me. If you really want to do some sort of cleanse you'd probably be better off going all the way and doing a water only fast for at least 7 days. It's not for me, but to my mind the other "this" fast or "that" fast where you eat only certain things are pure nonsense, and designed to attract people without the willpower to do an actual fast...
09-24-2014 10:32 AM
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