Post: #1

What's up fellas, I've been lurking between the forums for a short time now, and actually have a situation where objective advice/opinion would be helpful, so here goes.

I'm currently working for a retail store and today my IOI radar was going off the fucking charts thanks to this MILF who came stopped by.

I noticed her giving me the visual putdown and just laughed it off, and then it became a bit too obvious to ignore, so i approach.

Me: "They're a size 12 if you want to try them on" because i noticed her looking at my shoes
Her: "They're cute, but no thanks"
Me:"Yeah they wouldn't look good on you anyways"
Her:"HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Game on.

We chat for a bit, and eventually I alleviate the pressure, not sure for my sake or hers, and let her browse around. I felt as if i built some sexual tension just based on the proximity of our bodies, kino here and there, etc.

At one point she's actually rubbing my back as i hunch over the table to help her.

I saw her getting ready to leave and couldn't let this one go so I wrote my number on a business card and left it to the powers that be, 12 minutes later were texting.






   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   






Now how do i transform this into a Lay report?

Some logistics:

-She's 35+ and I just turned 20
-She lives about an hour away from me
-She has an 8 y/o daughter


Thanks fellas

Post: #2

she asked you what you were doing tonight. that was your cue to say that you were grabbing drinks somewhere and that she should come along.

Post: #3

edtf: That would've been the go to, however she's 1 hour a way at this point

Rest of the conversation

   
   
   

Post: #4

Stop.

A poster mentioned it already, she asked what you were up to, and you weren't able to close the deal.

Stop working so hard for an older woman. STOP.

This shit should be very easy, meet girl, chat in public, get her contact info, invite her out, go for the bang (or get the bang on a second date at your place either option is fine)

**There is NO reason to be having long ass conversations over the phone, Phones are useful for one thing: (unless you're using tinder) SETTING UP DATES, that's it. You've got shit to do, a life to build, money to make, weights to lift, and young women to bang. Stop messing around with some old ass hoe.**

My advice, stop all contact with her. if she contacts you invite her to your place, get some wine and music, bang.

if not, then focus on the asterisked paragraph.

STOP letting women waste your time! ESPECIALLY older women. Really you shouldn't be chasing women over 26, let them chase you or leave them alone!
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If *I* were in your shoes here's what I'd do:

I'd go out tomorrow night, and meet the young hot women at the club. Get their info and or go for the bang. Then Sunday I would work out in the gym/work on any hobby related projects, then reserve the evening for messaging the ladies I met in the club to set up dates for the week.


Also. . .why the fuck did you bring up swinging? Don't do that shit. Keep your texts simple: i.e. ASK HER OUT! the more you talk on the phone, the more of a chance you have to say something stupid. You want to get her "wet" through conversation? Do it with her at the bar/coffee shop, in person!

But yeah, you're 20! and she's 35, please please, just date 18-19-20 year olds! (preferably 16-17 depending on the state/country you live in.) stop messing with these old ass hoes.

Post: #5

1) ask her out
2) switch the location to your place
3) invite her over and open a cheap bottle of wine, chat a little
4) boom

You are;
1) over thinking this
2) over thinking this
3) over thinking this

Post: #6

cj_w & vaun: Thanks fellas, all solid advice. I'm starting to see that acknowledging and acting accordingly are two different beast of their own.

Your thought process and actions can become almost comical when they're viewed through anothers persepective.

Nonetheless, i'll keep you posted.

Post: #7

Yeah the swinging comment was really weird.

Post: #8

(11-08-2014 05:59 AM)Vaun Wrote:  1) ask her out
2) switch the location to your place
3) invite her over and open a cheap bottle of wine, chat a little
4) boom

You are;
1) over thinking this
2) over thinking this
3) over thinking this

I second this, this should be a first night bang, MAXIMUM second night bang. I actually tried to play nice guy and turn a cougar into a girlfriend (cue for laughter) and it backfired badly in which should've been an easy bang.

These women are so effortless its not funny, I'd say they're even easier than fatties your age.

Post: #9

Step #1: Read BANG
Step #2: Tell her to come over
Step #3: Profit

In the time it took you to copy and paste all of those huge screenshots, you could have banged her three times.


obligatory: CATTLE RUSTLER WHERE ART THOU?!?!

Post: #10

Read this thread, it has all the answers to your problem. /thread-37230.html

Also CJ, everyone has different preferences. It's better that way, we get more older women and you get more barely legal girls (and by the looks of it, girls who are also too young).

Post: #11

I dated quite a few cougars and MILFs, they are good for the bang most of the time, but when the job is done, I didn't feel like staying the night with them, just do the job and flee. I hope she is worthy.

Post: #12

You killed her interest with the swinging question. Also as others stated you had two instances where she was begging you to suggest a time and place to fuck and you didn't do anything.

You may be able to save it if she texts you again. Get the sexual vibe going and suggest she come over for some wine and cheese. She has a kid, so she may decline and invite you over.

If she does, do go there after the kid is asleep. Don't get involved with meeting her child, etc. That will damage her kid in the long run because the child will try to win you over for her Mother and then will grow up thinking there is something wrong with them because you didn't marry their Mom.