Post: #1

I just got elderly opened flawlessly, this old lady number closed me AND Jehovas Witness closed me in like five minutes.

I was just grabbing some food alone and there were two old ladies sitting down having coffee near me. I looked over there and one smiled and said "hola", I responded with "hola". She immediately asked if I was Colombian because of my accent. I am not but I learned in Colombia, the two old ladies complimented my Spanish and they were themselves from Colombia. We talked about different stuff, travel, music, dance, one woman told me she was a big dancer in her day, and had her daughter in salsa classes since she was a little girl. I mentioned I have been looking to take salsa classes, and asked if they knew a school nearby. They thought for a minute but said they did not, but knew a guy who is a salsa instructor who they could ask. The woman asks me for my name and number saying she will let me know if she finds out from the salsa instructor. By that time I am ready to leave, and they hand me Jehovas Witness booklett!

What a sweet pair of old ladies, strong elderly opener and hard Jehovas Witness close.

What have the elderly spit to you recently?

Post: #2

Jehovas Witness don't open me because I have tattoos

Post: #3

recently i was in Mexico for a course , every day our group walked through a local clinic past a qeue of mexicans waiting for the clinic to open
we always greeted them and one day there was an old lady that started rubbing my arm and shoulder and gave me a wonderful smile with a mouth full of golden teeth
i can't say i didn't enjoy it

Post: #4

(02-17-2015 02:20 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Jehovas Witness don't open me because I have tattoos

They don't open me because I answer the door nude.

Post: #5

(02-17-2015 02:17 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  I just got elderly opened flawlessly, this old lady number closed me AND Jehovas Witness closed me in like five minutes.

I was just grabbing some food alone and there were two old ladies sitting down having coffee near me. I looked over there and one smiled and said "hola", I responded with "hola". She immediately asked if I was Colombian because of my accent. I am not but I learned in Colombia, the two old ladies complimented my Spanish and they were themselves from Colombia. We talked about different stuff, travel, music, dance, one woman told me she was a big dancer in her day, and had her daughter in salsa classes since she was a little girl. I mentioned I have been looking to take salsa classes, and asked if they knew a school nearby. They thought for a minute but said they did not, but knew a guy who is a salsa instructor who they could ask. The woman asks me for my name and number saying she will let me know if she finds out from the salsa instructor. By that time I am ready to leave, and they hand me Jehovas Witness booklett!

What a sweet pair of old ladies, strong elderly opener and hard Jehovas Witness close.

You got JW closed!

Post: #6

If they call you, it is going to be about religion,spirituality and nothing about sex. Just giving you a heads up

Post: #7

Weird bump.

(02-17-2015 02:17 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  What have the elderly spit to you recently?

Just their teeth.

Post: #8

Funny that this shit happened to me yesterday, and it isn't the first time, a 60+yo woman stared at me for at least 1mn30s, watching me play with my son in his stroller, before opening me.
When I thought, after a 5mn talk, that she would go away she stayed silent for 15s and resume the talking...
I kept smiling to her knowing exactly what she wanted...

Post: #9

What the fuck is going on in this thread. Why are ya'll bragging about talking to old people. The fuck? They'll talk to anyone that will listen they're hella lonely because their grandkids don't love them or whatever.

Post: #10

(10-09-2018 02:35 AM)Eugenics Wrote:  What the fuck is going on in this thread. Why are ya'll bragging about talking to old people. The fuck? They'll talk to anyone that will listen they're hella lonely because their grandkids don't love them or whatever.

Don't get so worked up, We're not making fun of you old man, you don't sound old at all but you surely have some good stories to tell us, did your kids put you at the retirement home already ?

Post: #11

I wish someone would put me in a retirement home. I heard they get mad ass up in there. There's some ridiculous rate of STDs in those places according to a lot of studies.

That and every single CNA I've ever talked to has reported that "creepy old guys hit on them" every day. I bet one of them wasn't so creepy, I bet a few slick talkin old timers got the notch. Besides, someone has to be bringing those STDs in. CNAs are thots

Tell me you're not banging every leathery old lady that gives you some validation. You gotta make them work for it blck. At least make them treat you to some boiled goose and applesauce first; otherwise they won't respect you.