Post: #1

Not the WHOLE BLOCK, but half way. Sound fair?

And have men subconsciously accept you are successful and not be able to put their finger on why?

Let me explain.

Ever thought messing with your eyebrows was towing the line of daintiness a little too close to the danger zone?

Understand this:

Your eyebrows are a small detail that alter the entire perception of your face.
With some small, fool-proof tweaks, that take seconds, you can clean up your brows so you look much more attractive.

And when you look attractive all the time, you can worry about more important things, like making money.

Yeah, I went there.

Attractive people get better opportunities.

Moving forward.

Bushy, unkempt, untouched eyebrows make you look like a slob. It makes you look like an ogre. Unrefined.

Uncivilized.

On the other hand, over-manicured eyebrows will make you look a metro sexual freak. It's trying too hard.

You want a look that says something without saying too much. This is the art, the finesse. As a "game" connossieur, you can appreciate the subtle effectiveness of attention to detail.

I know you can. I believe in you. That's why I'm making this so long.

We have been dealt our hand as far as facial features are concerned. However, the brows are grossly disregarded for the effect they have upon your countenance.

Simply put, you need all the edge you can get and this is one trick with a return on investment that will send your looks to the stratosphere.

Return on investment meaning 15 seconds effort leading to effortless attraction.

Effortless attraction?

Look, I'm not selling anything ok. I'm trying to drive a point home.

Fixing my eyebrows has completely changed my life.

It sent me from lukewarm to hot.

I can look down on girls like I am their father.

I am an average looking guy. I wear regular clothes and do basic grooming maintenance. I have one product I use for everything: Dr. Bronner's soap. I use Aveeno moisturizer and Chapstick on my face.

I cut my own hair for Christsake.

Girls say I look hot now. My lady boss says I look "expensive."

One girl I work with says I look "manly."

Meanwhile, I wear a ratty white tee with regular pants and plain black shoes.

Wha?

I honestly attribute this to my sick eyebrow game. It totally aligns my face and gives that je no se qua [trans: I have no fucking clue whats going on, but I like it].

Kind of like a deep tan. But more subtle.

Anyway.

I'm assuming you have your grooming down pat. Face shave, a wash, a scrub, nails clipped...

...ball-bag powdered. Whatever.

Your clothes are pressed and you mind the details.

And so forth.

I'm assuming all this, right?

Here's another tool to add to the bag.

The tool bag, not the ball bag, excuse me.

Let me ask, do I have your attention?

This routine can be done in twenty seconds in the bathroom while you are shaving.

No salon required.

No hot waxing or special tools required.

No threading.

Do you even know what "threading" is?

Doesn't matter.

   
Figure 1.1

Simply, all you need is a razor, scissors, and a comb or hairbrush.

And maybe, MAYBE tweezers if you have them on hand. They are totally optional.

Listen: With this method, upkeep is every three days, the hair will begin to grow back and it will show, because you will be shaving it. Shaving causes a blunt surface on the hair, while tweezing with pull the hair out by the root and will grow back with a fine tip.

The goal is to look scrubbed and well-groomed.

This is not to get dainty, metro sexual looking eyebrows. It will clean them up to look effortlessly "perfectly-imperfect." You can do this with the tool every man has: a razor. and not worry at all about using tweezers.

The goal is to make your eyebrows neat and proportionate to your face.

The main area of attack is the underbrow.


The eyebrow should be as long as possible from beginning to end, the middle of your face to the outside of your face. That is tail-length. See Fig. 1.2.

   
Figure 1.2

This is the main key:

Hack: Tail-long eyebrows make your eyes appear wider-set than they are, and wide-set eyes make your face look more attractive.

This will be the difference of looking average...

...And looking phenomenal. But in a low-key way.

Warning: Don't chop your brows short, they should be long like a tail, if one hair adds the perception of tail-length, then leave it.

Don't hack at the inside of your brow either. Some times a few hairs will fan out on the inside of your brow, don't chop those off, simply trim them for length if they are overgrown. See Fig 1.2. They add the effect of tail-length.

Caveat: Important not to over-do it here, or you will wind up looking like this guy.


Here is the process. There are two steps.

Step 1: Initial Cutting.

If you have never touched your eyebrows, the initial landscaping will be the most time consuming because you need to figure out the "arch" of the brow.

It's kind of like making your hair line if you haven't cut your hair in a while. The arch is most easily formed from the [i]bottom of the brow.[/i] The underbrow.

Don't fuss with the top of your eyebrows. If the hair is too long, trim it with scissors. But don't try and shape it from the top.

Take a comb, brush upward, and trim following the natural shape of the brow.
If the bottom of the brow is clean and shaped, all you need to do to the top is make sure there are no stray hairs and pluck or shave those off. Even this is not necessary. Only the bottom matters.

Step 2: Maintenance:

Once the initial cutting is complete and the eyebrow is shaped, all you have to do at that point in time is shave off the hairs that around outside the shape of the brow.

Pull your eyebrow up with your free hand and hit that underbrow with a razor, eliminating the hairs as they begin to grow back.

That and trim the over length of the hairs as they become too long. Every few months or so.

Try it, incorporate this into your morning shave, and enjoy they confidence boost knowing your face is perfect. One less thing you need to worry about.

P.S.
-Remember, a couple extra seconds of attention can change the looks game for you.
-Wide-set eyes make you look more attractive.
-Clean, loosely-shaped (read: not over-manicured) eyebrows make you look handsome.
-Don't hack off your eyebrows.

P.P.S. Let me know if I can make this topic more valuable. Or if you hate it and think I am a troll.

Thank you.

Post: #2

Reads like a PUA DVD advertisement.

Post: #3

(06-02-2015 02:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  Reads like a PUA DVD advertisement.

Yes, that read terribly. I scanned it and I'm still not sure if there is simple actionable advice somewhere deep within or if your monthly trial is only $39.99.

Post: #4

This post reads something like:

Post: #5

Edit: Good advice, but this read like a powerpoint presentation. Next time, keep it concise: "You should groom your eyebrows, because... The best way to do it is..."

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Post: #7

I have my brows trimmed when I get my hair cut every two weeks.

I think the OP writes squeeze pages for a living.

Post: #8

I just looked at OP's thread posting history -- and it is fascinating.

Post: #9

Like the idea, but didn't really get a proper idea as to how exactly aside from make them bitches look long.

Post: #10

Pretty complicated. I think I just got convinced NOT to trim my eyebrows.

Like a B horror movie where the monster just won't come out till the last minute, but worse.

2/10 WNT - Would Not Trim

Post: #11

"ball bag"?

You're a female aren't you...

Post: #12

When I get my haircut my barber cleans up my eyebrows with wax. I try to keep the growth down in between cuts using my beard trimmer. I don't think it needed to be that long of a written piece. If you get all cleaned up - haircut, shaved/trimmed, got the nose hair and even your ears but your eyebrows are a 70s porn star bush it doesn't look right.

Post: #13

OP reminds me of Stan from Monkey Island (2;50 onwards)

Post: #14

So much hype.

Post: #15

I actually want to try this, but I'm afraid I'll end up looking like this guy:

   

Post: #16

This reads like one of those hack PUA DVDs:



It's all in the eyebrows:

The Bad Boy:



Perfect transsexual where she will spend 3 hours wondering whether you are gay:



Master PUA level:



That face will make any woman notice you no matter how packed the club is. You will be the talk of the party and will get all the attention of the girls.

Also very effective Eyebrow Game from the 1960s:



OP - it seems you are a user attempting to troll this forum - at least you are making it entertaining - I will give you that.

My response to that:

Post: #17

Hey everyone I appreciate the responses.

What to do.

1. Find arch.

2. Shave hairs underneath arch.

3. That's it.

   

Use this picture as a guide to find the arch.

   


Why?

1. Will dramatically affect your appearance. Your face will look more symmetrical and your eyes will be appear wider set. People will begin noticing you for your attractiveness.

2. You can do it yourself and not spend time/money going to person.

Why Not?

1. Fear of feeling too feminine.

2. Fear of messing your eyebrows up.

Solutions.

If you live in a major city, absolutely go to a person with these instructions.

1. FInd a person who cuts mens hair and can clean up men's eyebrows. Not a waxer or threader. A barber. But a good one.

2. Tell that person you want to clean up your eyebrows. You want them to look neat and proportionate.

3. Cross your fingers and hope they understand.

Why I Don't Go to A Person.

I live in a small flyover town and if anyone touches my hair it will look like this.

   

This is why I cut my hair and do all my own grooming.

If you go to a person, it has to be someone you trust and someone you can communicate with and understands your needs.

Finding such a person itself is a process. Especially if you live is small towns. In my situation it's not worth finding such a person.

I found the best way is to learn how to do it myself.

So if learned how to cut your own hair and fix your grooming to maximize you appearance with as little maintenance as possible, it will pay dividends.

P.S. Sorry about the long stilted sales copy. One, it was bad. Two, I forget people on this forum are smarter than average.

Post: #18

I don't understand why everyone is hating. This is solid advice. Grooming is an important part of being a complete man...

Post: #19

Thanks for the tip. However for me this is kind of pushing the boundary toward gay.

The only really necessary eyebrow grooming for a man is if he has a monobrow.

Post: #20

Hate to blast the OP further but if I can be so cavalier.. Since we're on the topic of improving appearance.

The time it takes to do this can be better spent doing 20 push ups or squats or more value added activities for 95% of guys here (or more).

Case in point the guy in your example with notes and lines across his face will see no benefit by trimming his eyebrows. He should deal with his gay ass mustache first.

What I'm trying to say is that unless you're bushy as a fuck or have a unibrow problem, let it go to the bottom of your grooming priorities.

I didn't want to come back to this thread but I'm drawn like a moth to fire.

Post: #21

Post: #22

Ok, OP, you might be right about this, but do you have any other examples? This dude's brows look too much like those fat ghetto latinas who shave off their brows and then draw on those ridiculous curves with a pencil.

Post: #23

Quote:Ok, OP, you might be right about this, but do you have any other examples?

Yeah Basil Ransom. Here's a quick example.

   

Let's say you don't look as "good" as Channing Tatum, nor have the star factor, but have those eyebrows, and otherwise are on point grooming wise, doing my method is going to help you out dramatically. His eyebrows need some help.

Say you have a way softer jawline, and are decent, not ugly, but decent. It's going to help you out appearance wise.

I'm saying add this to you toolbag, guys, just touch 'em. Don't go crazy, just touch 'em.

Just another tool for the old toolbag.

Furthermore. If you think this is really gay, which some people have mentioned, that's fine, this isn't for you.

But if you want to up your grooming game, I'm telling you it works. It works for me is all I'm saying. Before my eyebrows were messy, it was messing me up. I tried waxing, threading, the whole gamut. It was too metrosexual. My method as described here is the best, changed the game for me. Added a half point level to my looks.

What does this mean?

When I talk to a girl and see she shows interest in me, I'm looking at everything, her teeth, if her shoes are dirty, her mouth, her hair. I'm imagining if she's neat or a mess, etc.

Women do the same to you. They're sizing you up, creating their own mental image of who you might be. Physical details play a part in that. You think a girl doesn't notice if your teeth are fucked up or whatever? It means that more game work you have to do. Let your appearance do some talking for you. Let it demonstrate you are high value.

That why I consider these details to be of upmost importance.

   

Those above are perfect. They are trimmed and landscaped but do not draw attention to themselves. That's perfect.

Now for some overdone eyebrows.

   

There you go. Way too much.

Some style points.

1. In my flagship post of this thread I mention being perfectly-imperfect.
This is key, you want to look good, but you do not want to look as if you tried too hard. Imagine smelling someone's cologne and visualizing them dousing it on themselves in the morning versus a scent it seems is a part of the person all the time and just fits. Does this make sense.

2. If you're rugged more or less, have all kinds of facial hair and a gut it won't really work for you. This is more for pretty type guys. Clean shaven, refined, body on point, etc.

3. If you haven't handled other basic things, like getting your health, hygiene, diet, and fitness in order. Eyebrows are inconsequential. There.

P.S. Hope this helps. Again this routine take me 20 seconds! I don't dwell on my eyebrows! It's a very niche thing that I thought deserves a word because it does so much with so little effort.

Post: #24

I use one of these to shave:

And there's no way I'm going to put it within millimetres of my eyeball. But even assuming a regular Gillette disposable razor, seems very awkward to shave single hairs underneath your eyebrow right where the brow bone gives way to your eyelid. How the hell do you do that?

Post: #25

(06-02-2015 11:44 PM)RawGod Wrote:  I use one of these to shave:

And there's no way I'm going to put it within millimetres of my eyeball. But even assuming a regular Gillette disposable razor, seems very awkward to shave single hairs underneath your eyebrow right where the brow bone gives way to your eyelid. How the hell do you do that?

RawGod, valid point. You don't want to hurt yourself. OK.

But how is a Gillette razor safer than a SAFETY razor.

Hello? Anyways.

I use a safety razor also. Again, no special tool required.

Be careful when handling sharp objects.


Simply lift the brow up with your free hand and hit it.

Be precise, use your hand to rustle the hairs around so you can hit it with the blade.

Might nick ya. Just the same as you would nick your chin or something.
But I nick my face all the time with the safety razor. No big deal. Your eye will be fine.

P.S. I take no responsibility if someone heaven forbid it cuts their eye open. Be careful as with any sharp or pointed objects.