Post: #1

Perfection right here. I did not write this:
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Chad was not impressed with online dating.

Women get flooded with messages from average losers, and he didn't want to be lumped into the sea of morass, the beta bitches who desperately need online dating. Still, Chad is so busy closing deals and shitting all over his competitors in his day job. He wanted a new and efficient way to get laid.

Looking through the profiles on Plenty of Sluts Fish, he saw the typical bullshit women spew out of their cake holes:

Don't be a jerk.

No shirtless mirror selfies.

Be a gentleman.

Don't message me about sex!

"Got it," he thought aloud. "There's my playbook."

The piracetam and phenibut already popping off in his brain, testosterone surging from the massive workout he just blasted through. Time to set up his kick-ass profile. Abs are catnip for women. He loaded his best shirtless mirror selfie as his profile picture. Check.

"Now my intro," he mused. "I need to weed out the chicks who are afraid of sex. I don't have time to convince."

About me:

Dominant, highly-driven, successful man that wants to pin you against the wall... tonight. Seeking a petite, athletic girl who knows how to use her hips in all the right ways.

Let's skip the B.S. Online dating is mostly a waste of time. You'll text me for days, excited to meet me, and then get scared at the last minute.

Do me a favor, and don't write back unless you're ready to call me daddy.

Phase two - reaching out. He considered messaging about taking them out and treating them like a princess. His old beta bitch self wanted to acknowledge their beauty. He quickly squashed that thought. Instead, he copy & pasted this message to thirty hot women:

Are you tied up tonight? If not, there's something I want to tie you up with.

The next morning, 10 women had responded. Most wrote back the typical bullshit:

How dare you! That's no way to write to a woman. I'm not interested only in sex...

He knew the truth. Focus on their actions, not their words. If they wrote back, they were interested - they just weren't going to admit it. Even the most sexually charged girls need to play the game.

He continued to push each girls' buttons, writing back without so much as a hint of being the "nice guy". He ignored their questions and went for the kill every time.

"Let's meet this week so we can see how loud you can moan."

Cathy was initially acting like Chad had just murdered her favorite puppy, equal parts angry and defiant. He read between the lines. Ten messages later, she agreed to join him in the hot tub tonight. Remember to leave your swimsuit at home. It will be coming off anyway.

She hesitated writing back for a few minutes. Then she wrote "We'll see..."

Checkmate.

We will definitely see, Cathy. Count on it.

Post: #2

If you're hot it works certainly. Most girls online get caveman-like offers for sex probably as often as they get boring/tryhard beta bitch messages - the problem is if you are super average looking/don't have onpoint pics then you'll spin your wheels. Numbers do matter, though.

Post: #3

Did you not read the OKC Thread or Tinder Thread or countless other posts in the Newbie/Game Forum ?

Of course not, you just copy and paste something you found online.

This post should be locked and filed away.

Post: #4

kaotic - I posted this here because it's about understanding the mentality behind these Women in a short and easy to understand story format.

Post: #5

This is a classic case of a woman's actions versus her words.

Post: #6

Chad's MO towards online dating is exactly what Alan Roger Currie writes about in his book "Mode One" though he applies it to women he meets in real life. It's an interesting read.

Post: #7

Unfortunately this strategy won't work for the majority of guys out there.

Post: #8

sounds like some armchair theory from someone who hasn't spent much time on online dating and is trying to sell some magic bullet strategy for the low low cost of 29.99...but what, theres more!.....

Post: #9

Do people actually talk like that? I've had success with online game, without an abs pic but the ability to either neg something in her profile or pre-empt the thirsty comments that I expect she was getting like "I bet this is the first message you've ready today that isn't OMG! you play video games!" If she replies, I drop in an innuendo and then if she bites on that I turn on the turbo boost and work on logistics and more pillow talk.

Thats it, no retarded romance novel level caveman dialogue. More like an 'inside joke' where she can read between the lines and play along that you are implying that you are going to bang her like a screen door in a tornado and she is implying that she is totally down for that.

The OP advice seems more like craigslist dick pic game.

Post: #10

So, if I'm understanding correctly, this guy ("Chad") got a 33% response rate, and one girl has tentatively agreed to meet him for a jacuzzi sesh; no bangs, or even make outs yet. How is that groundbreaking in any shape or form?

Post: #11

Please don't spam with 'MUST READ FOR NOOBS!' in the thread title. Besides you didn't even post this in the newbie section.