Post: #1

"To bang or not to bang?" That is the question...again.

My housemates and I had a little house party last night. Wouldn't have been anything noteworthy except that one of my roommates invited a classmate over who happened to be pretty damn attractive. She immediately came off to me as someone who wanted attention, particularly the sexual kind. She was open and friendly and had one of the cutest faces I had seen in a while. My Yellow Fever was flaring up again. I couldn't believe such an opportunity had literally walked onto my doorstep.

We were alone. I felt the vibe. I could tell this would probably be easy, but after only a few short minutes of isolation the roommates busted in on us and started drinking. Don't get me wrong, it was a good time; but my chances to get her alone were dashed. A drunk female roommate kept cuddling up with me the whole time while my roommate and his classmate were flirting with each other in the corner. Because of the "girl-friending" I was under I began to get the impression that my target saw me as off-limits. I had no idea what to do. Throughout the night the Horny Dragon Lady was also complying with dares to kiss one of my other female housemates. Oh, God. This bitch was hot, drunk and horny, but the cock-blocks were uncanny. I decided to call it an early night. Everyone wondered "what was wrong".

I stared at the wall for a good while before falling asleep.

I woke up horny the next morning thinking about her. I figured she stayed the night with my roommate. I asked how far they had gotten and it turned out it was "nothing but making out". Apparently, this girl had been hitting on him for a while but he really wasn't that interested. I "could have her if I wanted to", he said. He then offered me her FaceBook info, though I'm not subscribed.

I fell into a stupor and had to sit down for a minute. My mind began to fight itself...again.

"Dude, hit that shit. That was a hot and horny bitch that was in your place last night. She's probably a freak. That would have been an amazing end to your streak. You know she'd probably stick around for a while too. And she lives right down the street! Find a way to get her contact info and get her back here. You had this! GET IT NOW!"

"Dude, no. That girl was slobbering on someone you knew. Sure, he's not a "friend" but he's someone you live with. You're effectively taking sloppy seconds. She slept in his bed and he very well may've gotten other stuff with her and that's just nasty. Forget about it. Don't be desperate. Something else will come along soon."

"To bang or not to bang?" That is the question.

Post: #2

You think about the girls you bang way too much; just fuck them all and let god sort them out

Post: #3

Bang'er. Unless you can see the future and see that her make out got her monkey AIDS and fucking her will give you it, BANG'ER!

Post: #4

I'd say you're overanalyzing but that would be a huge understatement. She passes your boner test? She's not your friend's girlfriend? Then bang her, full stop.

Post: #5

Yeah, I do tend to overthink things.

So, "slobbering on someone you know" doesn't affect your taste for a women at all? Bugs me for some reason.

Post: #6

(05-30-2011 11:29 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  I'd say you're overanalyzing but that would be a huge understatement. She passes your boner test? She's not your friend's girlfriend? Then bang her, full stop.

This is all you need to ask yourself.


Act accordingly.