Post: #1

I'm in Bialystok, Poland

Tonight I met a girl. She was with a boyfriend but the guy took off around 11 pm. They seem to fight (I don't speak Polish, but tone, body language) So I seize the opportunity. She says she loves foreigners. I decided to buy her some drinks. Why not? Drinks are cheap and a little alcohol should loosen her inhibitions.

The alcohol was so cheap I bought her like 5 shots of vodka. She's short and cute. Weighs maybe 44 kilos (95 lbs). She gets hammered. When I'm with her, she starts throwing up. A lot. I just missed getting hit by the blast. Then some girl sees her and tells me that she knows her and she's going to take her home. If I limited her to 3 shots I'm 90% sure I'd be fucking her now instead of typing this.

Anyone else ever make stupid mistakes when doing international game?

Post: #2

Too many to list but one memorable time was when I was sixteen, I was in France at a family function thing and these two chicks who I never met invited me to a discotheque with them, my first time at a nightclub. I was drunk before we left the family thing but got even drunker at the club, the girls were asking me to dance but I kept telling them no, finally they dragged my ass on the dance floor and I then puked all over this girls chest, then puked on the floor. I made it to the restroom and cleaned myself up, then hung outside until they came out, obviously they weren't too impressed. I slept at this chick's house, so who knows, I could have banged her if I didn't get so wasted, it was pretty embarrassing and to this day my friends in France remind me of that night.

Post: #3

Yes, when I was 17 one of the hottest girls in my senior class invited me on a tennis date. Both me and all my friends had a crush on her. I bragged a bit to her about my skills and soon she found out that I was one of the best players in my HS. After the tennis date she asked me if I had a date for the prom. I told her "no"...she looked and smiled at me, and being the beta male that I was back then I told her that it was getting late and I had to go home

Couple days later I saw the same girl in the hallway and some tall, skinny guy had asked her out and she accepted.
Almost 20 years later that decision still come's back to haunt me.

Post: #4

Haha this thread is gold.
When i was in junior high i told my cousin (same grade) that i thought a girl in our school was cute.
He told his gf and she told the girl. Like 3 or 4 days later i notice the girl in the hallway staring at me and smiling at me.
I was kinda weirded out because while i thought she was cute i never had any intention of asking her out.
On the saturday i attended a house party with my cousin and his gf. We all had a good time and the girl shows up and keeps checking me out super hard from across the room. At this point i ask my cousin if he mentioned anything to anyone and he said he had only said something to his gf in passing. I find his gf and ask her about it and she tells me that the girl actually had a big crush on me since beginning of the year and if i were to ask her out i she would say yes.
At this point i lost my cool demeanor and started to panic. I started doing shots to build up the courage to speak with her. When i finally did we ended up in a spare bedroom of the house with her starting to give me a bj. At 15 i had no concept of my alcohol tolerance so as i was about to cum i felt myself wanting to puke. I blow my load in her mouth at the same time i puke on to the top of her head.
The entire school knew about it by Monday morning...funny thing is she wasn't mad that i puked on her she was mad that i left her there, if i stayed and helped her get cleaned up she would've been my gf. She told me this years later when i ran into her at a university party.

Post: #5

in Zermatt when a hot Norwegian (a 10) bought me 2 shots...and I left her to drink more with swiss random dudes

Post: #6

Man... I have a lot for this thread.... one post at a time though
First there was this small young Mexican girl I met in Walmart who I was talking with via text. She seems pretty down for the cause and one morning I wake up to her beating on my door around 7:45 am, She had snuck over before school. I invite her up and we start making out, I pick her up an slam her against the wall and start kissing her neck and she says "I want you to fuck me in in my ass" I put her down and say "ok but another time, you get going to school and I'm going back to sleep" The very next day her and her whole family (it was a lot of them) just up and disappeared... I never herd from her again.

Post: #7

When I was 13 I had a girl I met randomly in another state. We had kissed and flirted all day. Driving home she starts rubbing my cock and her belt was making a squeaking sound, she offered multiple times to take it off (she had jeans on underneath), but I declined.

Realized later she wanted to be fingered, rookie move

Post: #8

(06-24-2015 05:50 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Man... I have a lot for this thread.... one post at a time though
First there was this small young Mexican girl I met in Walmart who I was talking with via text. She seems pretty down for the cause and one morning I wake up to her beating on my door around 7:45 am, She had snuck over before school. I invite her up and we start making out, I pick her up an slam her against the wall and start kissing her neck and she says "I want you to fuck me in in my ass" I put her down and say "ok but another time, you get going to school and I'm going back to sleep" The very next day her and her whole family (it was a lot of them) just up and disappeared... I never herd from her again.

^ Ouch.

Post: #9

I met a girl on a camping trip during the summer when I was 14. We were split into two groups but the groups reconvened every so often. Of course I hear stories about her blowing the other dudes in the group but don't really think much of it. We sit together at the airport for a couple of hours waiting for our flights home and learn a lot about each other, she had family in the bay area (i'm originally from the bay) and went down to visit every christmas, etc. Went super beta on her and wrote her actual physical letters for the next six months, she responded, etc. When she came down to visit her family we arranged for her to come over to my house for Christmas eve. her MOM dropped her off for her to stay the night and was all stoked about meeting me. Later we're alone in my room and she asks if I have any video games to play. I tell her no. She then specifically mentions "I want to play a video game with a joy stick". I totally missed the euphemism and subsequently blew my earliest chance to lose my virginity.

Post: #10

(06-24-2015 06:07 PM)holdoncallfield Wrote:  I met a girl on a camping trip during the summer when I was 14. We were split into two groups but the groups reconvened every so often. Of course I hear stories about her blowing the other dudes in the group but don't really think much of it. We sit together at the airport for a couple of hours waiting for our flights home and learn a lot about each other, she had family in the bay area (i'm originally from the bay) and went down to visit every christmas, etc. Went super beta on her and wrote her actual physical letters for the next six months, she responded, etc. When she came down to visit her family we arranged for her to come over to my house for Christmas eve. her MOM dropped her off for her to stay the night and was all stoked about meeting me. Later we're alone in my room and she asks if I have any video games to play. I tell her no. She then specifically mentions "I want to play a video game with a joy stick". I totally missed the euphemism and subsequently blew my earliest chance to lose my virginity.

Golden story, female game recognized!

Post: #11

(06-24-2015 05:50 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Man... I have a lot for this thread.... one post at a time though
First there was this small young Mexican girl I met in Walmart who I was talking with via text. She seems pretty down for the cause and one morning I wake up to her beating on my door around 7:45 am, She had snuck over before school. I invite her up and we start making out, I pick her up an slam her against the wall and start kissing her neck and she says "I want you to fuck me in in my ass" I put her down and say "ok but another time, you get going to school and I'm going back to sleep" The very next day her and her whole family (it was a lot of them) just up and disappeared... I never herd from her again.

Post: #12

this isnt abroad but it was on a family vacation in myrtle beach.. i was 16 and met this cute girl that was coming on strong for a couple days and we decide to get in a hotel jacuzzi while people were in it. While we´re talking she starts jerking my schlong under the water and i started to freeze up because it was the first time this had happened. she looks at me like, why is this kid freaking out and says ¨you´re a virgin arent you?¨ Then tells me to follow her into the bathroom. so I did and when we got there i just couldnt take the step through the door. I told her that she should go in first and ill go in like two minutes after so its not suspicious... instead of losing my v-card i ran to my hotel room and didnt come out for a long time. im a good looking guy so this happened quite a few times in high school and into my 20s before i started to man up.

Post: #13

I was 15 on holiday in Portugal and I started flirting with a 19-year-old Swedish tourist. By that time, I already had a light stubble so I would frequently lie about my age when speaking to girls; I told this girl I was 22 and she believed it. The interaction continued and we kissed and she gave me a handjob at my place prior to lunch. We spent the day together and when I managed to pull her to my place for the bang. My passport fell down and I picked it up and threw it somewhere. She grabbed it out of curiosity and immediately found out I was lying about my age. She left by saying, ''Sorry, you're cute but I think it's illegal". I lost my v-card to a Finnish girl three days later so it wasn't that bad.

Oh yes, I'm so privileged you literally can't even.
Interested in joining the FFL? I tried (and failed).

Post: #14

(06-25-2015 02:24 PM)Porfirio Rubirosa Wrote:  I was 15 on holiday in Portugal and I started flirting with a 19-year-old Swedish tourist. By that time, I already had a light stubble so I would frequently lie about my age when speaking to girls; I told this girl I was 22 and she believed it. The interaction continued and we kissed and she gave me a handjob at my place prior to lunch. We spent the day together and when I managed to pull her to my place for the bang. My passport fell down and I picked it up and threw it somewhere. She grabbed it out of curiosity and immediately found out I was lying about my age. She left by saying, ''Sorry, you're cute but I think it's illegal". I lost my v-card to a Finnish girl three days later so it wasn't that bad.

How is that a mistake? It sounds like you did great.

Post: #15

(06-25-2015 05:54 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(06-25-2015 02:24 PM)Porfirio Rubirosa Wrote:  I was 15 on holiday in Portugal and I started flirting with a 19-year-old Swedish tourist. By that time, I already had a light stubble so I would frequently lie about my age when speaking to girls; I told this girl I was 22 and she believed it. The interaction continued and we kissed and she gave me a handjob at my place prior to lunch. We spent the day together and when I managed to pull her to my place for the bang. My passport fell down and I picked it up and threw it somewhere. She grabbed it out of curiosity and immediately found out I was lying about my age. She left by saying, ''Sorry, you're cute but I think it's illegal". I lost my v-card to a Finnish girl three days later so it wasn't that bad.

How is that a mistake? It sounds like you did great.

I made a mistake with the Swedish girl by allowing her to open my passport. At that moment it was an interesting prop but my memory had failed me. I didn't connect the dots. I forgot I had told this girl I was older than I really was and that my passport had my real age on it. The bang was practically secure but the fact that having sex with me would turn her into a statutory rapist 'stole' that notch from me.

Oh yes, I'm so privileged you literally can't even.
Interested in joining the FFL? I tried (and failed).

Post: #16

glostic sense

Post: #17

I pipelined a nice looking single mom with a great ass, for my trip to Iceland. When I got there she called me and we spoke for almost an hour, as we got to know each other. She mentioned she could not afford to go to the gym anymore, I blurted out "it sucks to be you". She went cold, ended the call and that was it from her.
I know longer use the cocky and funny technique.

Post: #18

They don't call you RudeBwoy for nothing.....

(06-27-2015 02:10 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  I pipelined a nice looking single mom with a great ass, for my trip to Iceland. When I got there she called me and we spoke for almost an hour, as we got to know each other. She mentioned she could not afford to go to the gym anymore, I blurted out "it sucks to be you". She went cold, ended the call and that was it from her.
I know longer use the cocky and funny technique.

Post: #19

(06-28-2015 03:55 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  They don't call you RudeBwoy for nothing.....

(06-27-2015 02:10 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  I pipelined a nice looking single mom with a great ass, for my trip to Iceland. When I got there she called me and we spoke for almost an hour, as we got to know each other. She mentioned she could not afford to go to the gym anymore, I blurted out "it sucks to be you". She went cold, ended the call and that was it from her.
I know longer use the cocky and funny technique.

I was stupidbwoy on that occasion.

Post: #20

Seattle in Bellview for Christmas leave with a fake ID. 19 and in a nice bar was a big deal at the time. Met a 22 year old blonde 8. I did well and was kissing because of a lot of flirty touching early on. At this time I had weak average man game. She looked me in the eyes and smiled and said she had work at the hospital early but she wanted to see me tomorrow. I tried to convince her to stay. I got more and more needy with every request. She left and I chased her out of the bar and yelled across the street with my friend literally trying to cover my mouth with his hand. "Hey come back" I yelled twice. She laughed and ran away.

I sent her a text the next day and she replied "lol". So damn needy.

Post: #21

I was in a Finnish club with my Finnish brah. Brah's gf and some of her girlfriends text to say they'd just arrived. I was in a good mood and the dance floor ratio looked good from where were sitting so I decided to take a solo scope by. This young blonde Finnish 9 who is dancing with her girls looks right at me, all smiles and fuck me eyes. I for some reason decide to play cool, dancing near her alone. Then I go and find my mate's girlfriend who are actually 5m away. While I'm talking to mate's gf blonde looks over at me again. I decide to go back and chill on the couches, what a dumbass.

Ten minutes later a bunch of dudes are dancing with blondie and the group (my read on them was that they were not known to them), not long after that a dude is grinding on her (and she looks like she's in ecstasy), and not long after that they're gone. Still kicking myself.

Post: #22

(06-29-2015 05:22 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

(06-28-2015 03:55 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  They don't call you RudeBwoy for nothing.....

(06-27-2015 02:10 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  I pipelined a nice looking single mom with a great ass, for my trip to Iceland. When I got there she called me and we spoke for almost an hour, as we got to know each other. She mentioned she could not afford to go to the gym anymore, I blurted out "it sucks to be you". She went cold, ended the call and that was it from her.
I know longer use the cocky and funny technique.

I was stupidbwoy on that occasion.

LOL what?! but that's not even very cocky or funny, you're simply stating a fact!

She must have gone cold for some other reason.

Post: #23

(08-05-2015 12:30 PM)Vdawg Wrote:  I was in a Finnish club with my Finnish brah. Brah's gf and some of her girlfriends text to say they'd just arrived. I was in a good mood and the dance floor ratio looked good from where were sitting so I decided to take a solo scope by. This young blonde Finnish 9 who is dancing with her girls looks right at me, all smiles and fuck me eyes. I for some reason decide to play cool, dancing near her alone. Then I go and find my mate's girlfriend who are actually 5m away. While I'm talking to mate's gf blonde looks over at me again. I decide to go back and chill on the couches, what a dumbass.

Ten minutes later a bunch of dudes are dancing with blondie and the group (my read on them was that they were not known to them), not long after that a dude is grinding on her (and she looks like she's in ecstasy), and not long after that they're gone. Still kicking myself.

Haha this happens to me on a regular basis and is the reason for the 3 second rule.

Post: #24

2 years ago I was staying in a hostel in Bangkok.

One night, two Brazilian chicks arrived.

I had instant chemistry with one of the Brasileiras and as we talked I could tell her pussy was getting wet.

She had a banging, voluptuous body.

Anyway, at one point we were sitting really close to each other, eye gazing and touching.

And she says "so, what do you want to do now...?" with a big hint-hint pause.

I should have taken her up to an empty dorm room or to the shower or something and railed her brains out.

But for some inexplicable reason I said "Nowhere, I'm fine right here."

She looked a bit confused, she was saying "fuck me now god dammit" and I woke up the next morning going "...FUCK!"

My killer instinct was on vacation that evening.

Truth be told, I've got a million stories of fucking up like this.

I'm OK with fucking up.

But I strive to never repeat the same mistake twice...that would really be stupid!