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Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
Roosh had a troll blog that a few years back where him and other writers pretended to be Muslims commenting on the state of American women.

http://www.fatgirljihad.com/about

I still think it's hilarious to this day and I'm disappointed that it didn't get more traction and rustle more jimmies. The blog was started pre-RoK and before Roosh started getting a lot more media attention so I was thinking maybe now's the right time to bring it back into the spotlight now. I can definitely see this going viral in the same way certain RoK articles have.
07-06-2015 10:18 PM
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RE: Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
(07-06-2015 10:18 PM)Wutang Wrote:  Roosh had a troll blog that a few years back where him and other writers pretended to be Muslims commenting on the state of American women.

http://www.fatgirljihad.com/about

I still think it's hilarious to this day and I'm disappointed that it didn't get more traction and rustle more jimmies. The blog was started pre-RoK and before Roosh started getting a lot more media attention so I was thinking maybe now's the right time to bring it back into the spotlight now. I can definitely see this going viral in the same way certain RoK articles have.
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Why didn't I not know about this?

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07-07-2015 07:36 AM
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RE: Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
This would get more traction on Twitter.
07-07-2015 07:39 AM
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RE: Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
Quote: I have a most pressing question for the Great Prophet:

I was studying at the library earlier today. I had to go outside to make a quick call, so I asked the person sitting next to me, without looking, if they can watch my laptop for me.

To my horror, the person next to me was this ugly women a fatter than a cape buffalo, covered in acne, with a disgusting, blubbery face. When I realized this, I had already asked, so I went to make the call and just hoped she didn’t try to eat my computer.

When I got back, I studiously avoided eye-contact with the beast,focusing on my laptop and pretended to be very busy. Unfortunately, not 5 minutes after I got back, it waddled over and said, in the worst deep fat-women voice imaginable, that she’s going to get coffee across the street and if I wanted anything. Holy shit, what have I done to deserve this, I thought, as I blurted out “no” and hoped the nightmare would go away.

Alas, it was not to be, as the fat women (despite my obvious disgust at her question) dropped her tote bag in the empty seat next to mine and asked me if I can watch her stuff until she comes back. As I realized that she was going to try to sit next to me, I was in full panic mode. I slammed the lid of my laptop shut, yelled that I have to leave right now, and flew out the door.

I was more-or-less running away from the library, and I felt more unclean than I had ever been in my life. Honestly, and I am not exaggerating, the entire experience is as if been raped by this monstrous excuse for a human being.

Even worse, for a while I wondered what was wrong with me that made the troll think she has a shot (although I banged this tight sophomore later that night, so it’s all good.)

How do I prevent this from ever happening again? If, despite my best efforts, this does happens again, how can I optimally express the full extent of my disgust without getting fat raped?
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07-07-2015 08:19 AM
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RE: Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
Fat Girl Jihad was hilarious. I wish Roosh had kept up with it.
07-07-2015 08:29 AM
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RE: Remember Fat Girl Jihad?
This would get traction in the fat people thread.
07-07-2015 09:25 AM
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