Post: #1

I figured this would be the place to ask.
It's something I've noticed over the years- women do not like to talk about their weight. Ask a guy how much he weighs and he'll tell you in second. Christ, it's all they ever talk about at my gym, how much they're up and down. But ask a woman and you might as well try and find out if she does anal. Hell, you might have better luck finding out if she's had anal sex that month .
So I am a little curious: what methods do you players use to track the weight of a woman you've been around for more than a few weeks? Do you just comment on her size and ask? Or do you use something subtle?

Post: #2

When she's sound asleep, gently lift her out of bed and step on a scale?

Not possible for her to tell you an accurate number unless she's full of sodium pentathol. If she's skinny to begin with I'd guess upper inside thighs chub out first, or look at the size of their belly pooch.

Post: #3

Lie to her about how light she is. Pick her up..."Oh wow you're light, what do you weigh?"

Lie about some reason you need to know her weight about...
Motorcycle - I just need to have an idea of how fast I can take turns
Boat - I have a few people on it and need to stay under capacity

Become a personal trainer. Turn the conversation professional. Make it a professional question. Takes a while to do this, I'd not advise.

Probably none of these will work without her knowing you just wanted to know her weight, but it'll at least divert attention from the actual question.

Why the hell do you want to know her weight?

Post: #4

Scale is irrelevant. Boner test trumps all. If she's fit, you know.

Why do you need to know how much she weighs? So you can brag to your friends?

Post: #5

Ask a thin one. They'll gladly offer it up.

Post: #6

Because if I know her weight I can see that she's keeping the pounds off.

Post: #7

My most frequent FB is this skinny 20 y/o gal with flesh in all the right places. I have my scale next to my bed. Since the first time we banged, she stepped on it afterwards on her own. 50 kilos. I weight more than two times her. That fact alone gave me another hard-on for a second round.

Bragaddocio aside, have a scale in handy. Weight yourself first, then tell her it's her turn. At worst you can tell her you are concerned about health and shit. It helps if you are fit yourself.

Post: #8

I think if you are concerned about her keeping her weight off, just look at her. Her arms, legs, etc. You can tell if she is fit or not.

Post: #9

If she can use her bingo wings to actually fly, she's too big.

Post: #10

Why is her weight relevant?

Post: #11

Just overestimate it by 20-30 pounds and she'll let you know.

Post: #12

(07-15-2015 04:36 PM)STriple-R Wrote:  Why is her weight relevant?

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Besides its her degree in sociology and her HR career and her sarcastic sense of humor that really turns us on.

Post: #13

Bribe her with a Twinkie.

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"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #14

I generally precede the question with, "how tall are you?" No girl would hesitate to tell you her height. Like it would be the logical progression, I follow it up with "and how much do you weigh?"

So far no girl has balked because it seemed like a natural continuation of the conversation.

Post: #15

If you have to think twice before picking her up with your arms and carrying her back to your cave, she's too heavy.

Post: #16

Try this: "how much do you weigh?"

Post: #17

This is a weight lifting forum, pick her up. Never fails. I've lifted a barbell with 2-45s on the end enough times off the floor for rows, or just to re-rack it, that I can tell what that weight is as a locate point.

I've been with a few girls who looked 125-135 range, and once I picked them up, they were definitely 150ish, give or take.

Post: #18

Try guessing her weight. I've been within 5lb the last couple of times. This is also a good excuse to have her twirl around.

Post: #19

This whole premise is retarded.

The only thing that matters with a woman is what she looks like...to your eyes.

Post: #20

(07-15-2015 05:15 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

(07-15-2015 04:36 PM)STriple-R Wrote:  Why is her weight relevant?

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Besides its her degree in sociology and her HR career and her sarcastic sense of humor that really turns us on.

Sure, but I don't see why you would want to know this. Is she hot? Fuck her brains out! Who cares if she's 80/90/100 lbs.

Christ, I don't even keep track of my own weight. All I care for is how I (and thus she) look(s).

Post: #21

Why do you need a number when you have eyes?
Get out of your head.

Post: #22

Take her to the Carnival

Post: #23

Drive the pickup to a scrapyard where you drive onto a scale. Get the weight of you and your truck, then repeat the process with her in the vehicle and do the math. You'll have to scrap something both times, but if you really want to know without her knowledge...

Seems like a lot of work anyway. I agree with all the above who advocate the boner test over raw numbers.

Post: #24

(07-15-2015 01:36 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  what methods do you players use to track the weight of a woman you've been around for more than a few weeks? Do you just comment on her size and ask? Or do you use something subtle?

Judging a person's weight (man or woman) should be as easy as doing it for their height.

If I want to know for certain with a chick, I say to them, "you look like you'd weigh about xx kgs." If I don't guess right, I'm usually not far off.

These are for slim, short (usually Asian) chicks in the 45 to 55 kg bracket mind you.

If a chick is fat, well I'm not going to be bothered making that enquiry as I don't intend on seeing her in her birthday suit.

Post: #25

(07-15-2015 01:36 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  I figured this would be the place to ask.
It's something I've noticed over the years- women do not like to talk about their weight. Ask a guy how much he weighs and he'll tell you in second. Christ, it's all they ever talk about at my gym, how much they're up and down. But ask a woman and you might as well try and find out if she does anal. Hell, you might have better luck finding out if she's had anal sex that month .
So I am a little curious: what methods do you players use to track the weight of a woman you've been around for more than a few weeks? Do you just comment on her size and ask? Or do you use something subtle?

Move to asia, after talking to any chick who isn't a fatty for more than a few minutes.

How many kilos are you? Never had a chick not tell me.