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50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Well, at least she is correct. However, she doesn't see her faults as a problem, but as a source of pride.

I Will Never Cook For You: 50 Reasons No Man Will Ever Marry Me

The girl is not even 25 years old yet, so she probably has quality d*ck beating down her door.

It will be interesting to see how her thoughts change when the wall approaches, and that firehose of constant man meat becomes a slow trickle.

Seriously, though -- when did it become popular for women to take pride in effectively being defective?
07-27-2015 08:09 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Looking at her articles, she already has some serious Alpha Widow Syndrome going on.

http://elitedaily.com/users/ssharma/

and

http://curryousamerican.com/
07-27-2015 08:14 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Quote:11. I’m a straight-up crazy bitch.

To sort-of paraphrase Einstein: "Why put 50 reasons when one would have been enough?"
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07-27-2015 08:21 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Looking at that list I can't figure out what the heck she wants.

Better just leave her alone.
07-27-2015 08:35 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
She's trying so hard to glorify riding the carousel so she can convince herself she's normal and not broken. More importantly though...

[Image: gsvld0WY.jpg]

WYB?

(11-15-2014 08:45 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home".
07-27-2015 08:43 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Would bang like an egyptian and call her lizzie
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07-27-2015 08:49 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Her article should be titled:

Dumb Whore Who Is Past Her Prime Still Needs Attention

07-27-2015 08:52 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
(07-27-2015 08:43 PM)iamdegaussed Wrote:  [Image: gsvld0WY.jpg]

Sure looks like a thousand-cock stare to me. Also, some possible future roommates of hers:

[Image: 26441EF900000578-2977668-Watching_Origin...984014.jpg]
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07-27-2015 08:57 PM
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It never fails to amaze me just how many skanks out there take overt pride in being nothing more than human urinals.
07-27-2015 08:58 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
(07-27-2015 08:43 PM)iamdegaussed Wrote:  She's trying so hard to glorify riding the carousel so she can convince herself she's normal and not broken. More importantly though...

[Image: gsvld0WY.jpg]

WYB?

She looks better in this pic. . .

[Image: unnamed-327-150x150.jpg]

WB but WNBD (would not buy dinner)

I am sorely disappointed that a fairly good looking Indian girl doesn't know how to fucking cook. Did her grandmother or mother never teach her to make roti? Poor bastard who eventually wifes up this slut: (1) won't be getting the anal and butt stuff all the other guys she is banging right now are getting; and (2) will be marrying into her culturally intrusive Indian family without even getting a wife who can cook the tasty Indian food.
07-27-2015 09:03 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
WB, I like decent Indians. However, would delete number right after (and possibly change address and contact details).
07-27-2015 09:11 PM
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WB but damn if she isn't crazy.

This is like, learn how those one night stands that were just too easy actually think.

But then again, that's assuming anyone actually cares how they think. It's not like it'd take any effort to game ones like that.
07-27-2015 09:40 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Quote:The last thing a woman should ever do is feel remorse for the baddest qualities that make her who she is.

Mindblown

The amount of narcissism present in that statement is staggering.
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07-27-2015 10:34 PM
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She is a fattie.
07-27-2015 11:09 PM
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[Image: ss1.jpg?w=167&h=390]

I'm getting a SIF vibe.

Take care of those titties for me.
07-27-2015 11:17 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Forget this as a commentary on American women just in its content. Imagine writing something so low-quality and vapid.
07-27-2015 11:28 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
She sounds sad and everyone in the comments section is ripping her apart. She's just riding out her youth till the wall hits her.
07-27-2015 11:29 PM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Quote:9. We can’t go too many places without seeing a guy I’ve hooked up with.

17. Having sex multiple times a week is overwhelming to me.

Translation, I'll fuck anyone once but sex - literally the one thing I'm good for - will quickly drop off if we're together.

She's not fat, she's a typically skinny Indian broad with the kind of face that ages quickly. Here's a full body shot from Instagram...I don't know how to embed it.

https://instagram.com/p/2cL6aisHRS/

The whole article is BS, she claims to hate kids, yet her Instagram has pics of her holding her nephew (niece?), same goes for wearing white. Who knows if she even bangs around.

I'm guessing the only thing real is her selfishness and laziness.
07-28-2015 03:10 AM
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I have a feeling that this typist just put together this article because she knew that it would generate a enormous number of views.

The way she describes all of "50 reasons" just sounds so over-the-top, obviously trying to cater to the huge feminist/arrogant millennial girl market.

Of course it's possible that this actually truly reflects her way of thinking. I would not be surprised either way.
07-28-2015 05:12 AM
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(07-28-2015 05:12 AM)Biologist Wrote:  I have a feeling that this typist just put together this article because she knew that it would generate a enormous number of views.

The way she describes all of "50 reasons" just sounds so over-the-top, obviously trying to cater to the huge feminist/arrogant millennial girl market.

Even if she's lying, how many women will read this and believe it? Or see the "You go girl!" retweets and comments that will inevitably follow and think, "Well, I haven't dated much in my life at all. I'm tired of being a good girl. Maybe fucking around a bunch could be fun?"

Whether she's telling the truth or not, this shit is a cancer on our society.
07-28-2015 05:44 AM
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It seems as if we see more and more of these articles every day.

I do have hope as it seems the commenters are waking up to this bulk shit and rip apart every single article like they did in this one.

The top comment calls her out for being a "terrible, selfish, egotistical person."
07-28-2015 06:06 AM
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She better get started on that cat collection...

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07-28-2015 08:11 AM
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RE: 50 Reasons This Girl Will Learn To Love Cats
Question: In about 20 years are we going to have a serious abundance of alpha-widows like her roaming the cities?
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