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Feminist Fridge Raider's Fearful Fantasises
The movie "Idiocracy" envisaged a far-distant future where the human race has progressively gotten stupider to the point where people use energy drinks to water their crops and "Ow! My Balls!" is the top rated TV show.
But the history of feminism shows that Idiocracy was wrong. It doesn't take several centuries for people to descend into window-licking mongtardery. It only takes one.
Let's recap a brief history of feminism:
First wave: ugly women who wanted the vote, so they could ban their husbands from drinking alcohol.
Bitches Don't Know Bout My Beer Goggles
Second wave: ugly women who wanted to be able to kill their babies and act like sluts.
Third wave: ugly women with Tumblr accounts and septum piercings who want you to learn their pronouns and check your privilege.
But now I believe we are witnessing the emergence of a fourth, and possibly last, wave of feminism. One which has finally cast off even pretending to intersect with reality. It is also the purest form of feminism, stripped down to the essence of what feminism has always ultimately been about: unbridled female narcissism.
You see it in celebrity culture, where priviliged multi-millionairesses like Taylor Swift, Beyonce and Hermione Grainger pretend to face terrible discrimination on account of their vaginas.
You see it online, where legions of six-tittied sasquatches post an endless rancid river of sclera-searing selfies, demanding that the world pretend they're beautiful.
No, Honey, You Make My Penis Sad
And you see it in the press, where female typists compete like a bucket of angry vag-crabs, clawing each others' eyes out for the status of Most Outraged Girl EVAR.
The common denominator of fourth wave feminism is "look at meeeeeee!".
Today's story is by chunky cake-snorter and self-declared feminist Daisy Buchanan. Daisy really wants you to know that she's so irresistible to men that she has to lock herself away like a nun who accidentally wandered into one of Haven Monahan's sexy rohypnol parties.
Everybody, stop being sexually aroused by Daisy's generous folds!
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...men-curfew
Quote:I’m tired of being kind to creepy men in order to stay safe
Daisy Buchanan
My Mum once told me her biggest regret was that she’d brought her daughters up to be so polite. It happened after one of my little sisters came home in tears. A “friendly” man at the train station had started making comments about her legs and asking if she had a boyfriend. “I really wanted to ignore him, but I didn’t want to be rude! I didn’t know what to do!” she wept. She was 14 at the time.
There’s obviously something about a quiet coach and a station buffet that encourages pervy passengers. British Transport Police have just announced that the number of sexual offences on trains and at stations has gone up by 25% in the past year, and is now at record levels. Any travelling woman who has ever sunk down in her seat and opened her book, only to be tapped on the shoulder and asked “What are you reading, then?” will be surprised that the numbers aren’t higher.
"I'm reading Twilight, you rapist!"
Quote:We’ve all been bothered by persistent guys who pester us relentlessly, believing themselves to be entitled to our company and more. We’re under pressure to be polite and manage their expectations. Ignored men are angry men, and it’s horrible to sit silently while a man shouts at a packed carriage: “She thinks she’s too good to talk to me!”
When it comes to responding to harassers, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t – and sometimes it gets to the point when dealing with entitled idiots is so exhausting that you feel safer staying at home.
When I was a student, I lived on a safe, central road in York right between the city centre and the university campus. For a while I was happy to walk up and down the road on my own, earphones in, handbag stuffed full of unread translations of Beowulf. Then one day, in the early afternoon, a large man grabbed my elbow and removed an ear bud. “What’s your name?” he asked. I was so stunned that it took me a full five seconds to realise that his hand was down his trousers. I stammered and stuttered, and he repeated the question. The two men who worked in the greengrocer across the street were laughing. “Oh, don’t worry! It’s Bill! He doesn’t mean any harm,” chuckled one, as Bill released me and set off in search of fresh female elbows.
Within a minute, I’d gone from bewildered to frightened to embarrassed to ashamed. Bill was not a man in the fullness of his mental health, and I thought the greengrocers were mocking me for being intolerant and closed-minded. “What’s your name?” is an innocuous enough question, regardless of where the asker’s hands are. I’d been made to feel bad for not answering.
So I started to plan a different path to class, setting off 20 minutes early to add enough loops to my route to avoid the trio that caused me trauma.
Her "trauma" involved being touched on the elbow by a man with obvious learning difficulties.
Quote:I thought of the incident again on my way to yoga today. “I keep seeing you around – what’s your name?” asked a man outside the studio. I didn’t want to tell him, but I didn’t want to seem unfriendly or uptight. I was delighted when he misheard it, and didn’t correct him.
I know I’m not a special case. I suspect I experience as much harassment as the next young(ish) woman living in the centre of a city. Some women say they can ignore it entirely; others say they like elements of it. But it makes me feel fearful, anxious, and wildly self-conscious. I’m also regularly reading about the harassment of other women, which is widely reported on in social media, especially in Laura Bates’s excellent @EverydaySexism feed.
Every incident of harassment I witness, whether it’s at first- or second-hand, is making my world a little bit smaller and scarier. I don’t go out dancing any more, even though I adore it – because I know from experience that something bad might happen if I have to get home after midnight and the streets are full of potentially terrifying men who might not take it well if I don’t want to stop and say hello.
Quote:So I’ve imposed my own curfew, and try to be in bed by 11pm. During a chat about exercise a friend mentioned that she’s stopped running because of the number of men who will shout “compliments” and block her path to get her to slow down and talk to them. She misses running outside in the fresh air desperately, but the anxiety the harassment causes her is too great for her to risk it.
I can’t believe we live like this in 2015. Women should be enjoying more freedoms than ever before, but many of us are frightened, and we’re running out of options. We can submit to our sense of obligation and be polite to the harassers who might kick off if we ignore them, or we can cage ourselves in. We’re frustrated and exhausted.
We need the support of British Transport Police, and all law enforcement bodies, to spread the message that it isn’t flirting if it feels frightening. To create spaces where all women feel they are safe to look their harasser in the eye and say: “Leave me alone. I do not want to talk to you.” Because I’m tired of being kind to the creeps in order to stay safe. And I don’t want to stay in.
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RE: Feminist Fridge Raider's Fearful Fantasises
"I felt through most of my youth that my back was against the wall and that the only way to survive was with dignity, pride and courage." - Eric Clapton
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RE: Feminist Fridge Raider's Fearful Fantasises
Quote:During a chat about exercise a friend mentioned that she’s stopped running because of the number of men who will shout “compliments” and block her path to get her to slow down and talk to them.
Note that she had to talk to another person to find out what cardiovascular exercise is like.
Thing is, since most of us exercise regularly, unlike her we have first hand knowledge. And I don't recall EVER seeing anyone at the gym being 'harassed'.
And a vast majority of the women at my gym are in phenomenal shape. Yet this fat and unattractive woman requires a curfew and wants police protection due to the marauding pack of men who can't resist the urge to make some sort of contact with her.
They really do live in their own little world.
http://www.rooshv.com/dont-tell-a-man-wh...tracted-to
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Take care of those titties for me.
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(08-21-2015 10:04 AM)PrimeTime32 Wrote: It never ceases to amaze me that it is always the fat out of shape women that have the biggest problem getting hit on. Lately I've have been ignoring them and pretending that they are invisible and my life has been so much better because of it. Its probably because they have nothing to complain about and just invent stuff to complain about. I say screw them and let them get fat, eat ice cream and go play with their children (cats).
It might actually be more complicated than that. I live in the UK and the thirst on these shores is enough to absorb the North Sea, such that I wouldn't be surprised to find that even frumpy plain Janes are getting hit on left and right by dudes with piss poor game, sorry, "harassed" by "creepy" men. What really fucks off hambeasts such as the entity featured in the Guardian article above, though, is the fact that they're not getting "harassed" by the right guys - the top-shelf alphas, that is - unlike their slimmer sisters on whose behalf they purportedly speak and who are too busy riding the bad boy carousel to care about getting attention from the creeps.
Curiously, it seems to be misandry week in the Guardian at the moment, since I also discovered this article by our delectable Laura Bates with that unmistakably endearing Anglobitch scowl. It was published yesterday in the same feminist rag bemoaning women who are allegedly the victim of repeated harassment whilst out jogging:
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/...ut-jogging
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(08-21-2015 11:32 AM)Feldeinsamkeit Wrote: Curiously, it seems to be misandry week in the Guardian at the moment, since I also discovered this article by our delectable Laura Bates with that unmistakably endearing Anglobitch scowl. It was published yesterday in the same feminist rag bemoaning women who are allegedly the victim of repeated harassment whilst out jogging:
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/...ut-jogging
From that article:
Quote:The good news is that a number of women have described positive experiences after choosing to report incidents. One runner, whose bottom was grabbed as she ran along the canal, wrote:
A few days later I called the police as I couldn’t get it out of my head that he had been there to prey on women, using the narrow path to his advantage. I thought the police would laugh at me for reporting something so minor, but they took it very seriously. They were even a bit cross I hadn’t called it in at the time. They came and took a full statement and will now have more officers out on the canal path to watch out for the joggers.”
Another said:
While out running on a reasonably busy street in broad daylight, I was stopped and asked for directions … I obliged and as I showed him on the map on my phone he looked down my top, made a sleazy remark then grabbed my breast … I calmly took his registration and went straight to the police. I was surprised by how seriously they took it. They thanked me for coming in! They agreed with me: this guy was out of order and his behaviour was not OK! He’s been charged.”
These women women have been so brainwashed by feminist talking points that they are surprised when the police take crime reports seriously.
Real life fails to live up to rape culture fantasies yet again.
"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold
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"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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(08-21-2015 12:18 PM)Easy_C Wrote: Quote:"We need the support of British Transport Police, and all law enforcement bodies, to spread the message that it isn’t flirting if it feels frightening"
Technically that is flirting.....just someone doing it wrong, which doesn't make it not flirting.
One thing that I think musn't be overlooked is what feminists such as Dreary Daisy are aiming for here: They are seeking to gradually criminalize unwanted male attention in order to further police male sexuality. The key word to note here is "unwanted", since Ewan McBadboy's attention is always "cute" rather than "creepy". The first step in this criminalization has already been taken in language through the covert redefinition of an everyday term for political ends: The introduction by feminists of words such as "creepy", which I hear has long been used in North America to refer to any form of sexual interest from males who don't get the gina tingling, is now making its appearance into feminist newspeak here in the UK. Its effect will be to erect a further bitchshield against men not already in a woman's access clique and thus to strengthen the collective female SMV by encouraging men not to approach in real life but only in certain designated "safe" contexts, such as online, which are already hyper sausagefests permitting women a maximal hypergamy to operate.
Ironically, the effect of restricting male social access to women in Anglophone societies will be to only crank up the volume of crude attention from frustrated low-status guys that they already complain about.
The question that I cannot help but wonder about and which is never allowed to be aired in such feminist propaganda pieces is this: Why are men going to ever more desperate measures to seek out and approach women? The reason this question is taboo in the mainstream media and, of course, in the feminist echo chamber of discourse, is that posing it would reveal the distressed state of the sexual market place for the average man in the UK.
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(08-21-2015 12:31 PM)vinman Wrote: HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!!! 
(08-21-2015 12:43 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote: Quote:Feminist Fridge Raider's Fearful Fantasises
There've been many imitators, but you really can't beat a geniune Steve McMahon thread title.
(08-21-2015 01:20 PM)dads Wrote: I've been a big fan of the alliterative thread titles lately. A+++ on this one Mr. McMahon.
(08-21-2015 03:01 PM)debeguiled Wrote: Also thanks to Mr. McMahon for being back and introducing me to the term "mongtard."
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You chaps are fucking brilliant and it feels like coming home.
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