Post: #1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...laird.html

Is this a joke?

Post: #2

WNB!




WWK (Would Wear Kilt)

Post: #3

(09-18-2015 05:41 PM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  WNB!

She's over 50 and he's 55, rich and in good shape for his age.

He should be banging eastern Europeans in their 20s.

Post: #4

FUCK i literally had things quote ready to go and my fucking browser crash !!

BRB

Quote:Back in May she was a single mother, facing turning 50 with a sense of despair — but determined to have one last glorious blast at finding Mr Right.

Quote:She would tour Britain in the camper accompanied only by her dog Milo, stopping off for dates along the way.

Quote:Within four days he had asked her to stay for ever, uttering the words that every singleton living in a campervan wants to hear: ‘What’s mine is yours.’

Quote:In fact, many locals don’t realise that she isn’t simply a visitor. ‘A gardener man came the other day and asked if I was on holiday. When I said I lived here he said: “Oh, that’s nice.”

‘It is a bit odd. I do worry that people will see me and think I’m staff, especially if I’m wearing my pinny. James has bought me a Mary Berry one.’

Quote:After MailOnline ran a story about Nicci, she explains, hundreds of men got in touch — mostly frogs rather than princes. ‘I got men saying things like: “I’ll meet you on the A66, love. I’ll ditch the wife in a layby and we’ll have some fun.” ’

Quote:So did sparks fly that night?

‘I mean I knew he fancied me, but he didn’t try it on at all. To be honest, I wouldn’t have turned him down if he had, but he was a perfect gent. We had a lovely evening, but I was a bit shocked when even before 10pm, he asked if I minded if he went to bed. I thought: “How odd.” ’

Quote:Nicci decided to stay with James for four days before moving on — four days of having her fluffy towels renewed and sipping champagne. By the end of the fourth night they still hadn’t kissed, she says.

‘He said he wanted me to stay. He said: “What’s mine is yours.” I said: ‘Are you going to kiss me?” He said: “I respect you.”And I said: “Never mind that, kiss me!” ’

Quote:she left to continue her journey and he wept inwardly. He promised not to pester her, ‘but I wasn’t an hour down the road in the campervan before he was texting me’, she admits.

Filed in Rich Men SIMPING

Post: #5

Charlotte York and Trey McDougal, anyone?

Post: #6

(09-18-2015 05:52 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  She's over 50 and he's 55, rich and in good shape for his age.

He should be banging eastern Europeans in their 20s.

No man...this Scottish laird has no interest whatsoever in "banging Eastern Europeans in their 20s". The very idea of it would seem utterly absurd and comical to him and maybe even provoke a little burst of restrained Scottish merriment once he has been apprised of the possibility and made to comprehend it.

This gentleman had been married to one woman all his life, and now that she's left him, all he wants is for this brisk, SUPERWHITE, horse-faced hag to share his truly beautiful manor and estate -- moist and beautiful in a way that only the English and Scottish countryside can really be -- and giggle as she fries the occasional egg on his no doubt massive, well-constructed, comforting, and sublimely energy-inefficient Aga top.

And so it shall be. Deal. with. it.

Post: #7

It's the dailymail, of course it's a joke.

Post: #8

What in God's name is this?
This smells fishy to me, I haven't seen a man take a picture in that posture before.

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Samseau once said that they are no consequences for women and this right here is a post wall fifty year old carousel rider with her happy ending.

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(09-18-2015 07:15 PM)Goldfinger Wrote:  What in God's name is this?
This smells fishy to me, I haven't seen a man take a picture in that posture before.

Post: #11

Assuming this story is true, how is a man this rich so fucking clueless?

I partly blame his father, must have been a huge mangina to let his son go this far astray...

Post: #12

I don't know, maybe he is gay and she is his beard? This is just bizarre.

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(09-18-2015 08:10 PM)eradicator Wrote:  I don't know, maybe he is gay and she is his beard? This is just bizarre.

I was thinking that she's possibly a ladyboy and they are both gay. So, this is actually a gay marriage.

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Thanks Kaotic I didn't want to read through that!

Goddamn. I.... I don't know what else to say.

Post: #15

I remember that story. We had a thread on her and made fun of it all.

She actually pulled it off.

It still amazes me, but you have to realize that she is in good shape for her age and all the publicity was bound to make her come in contact with a wealthy Beta simp.

Men who are afraid of breaking the age barriers and dating a 30 year old and men who never approached a woman in their lives probably wrote to her.

Of course the guy is a total simp, but due to her age there likely won't be a divorce, so at least he will be spared that.

Now many more women will be considering divorce and thinking that they can upgrade at age 50. No darlings - 97% of you look worse than she does, are massively overweight or have other problems. Plus for her the UK-wide publicity helped tremendously - otherwise she might still be getting ignored by the men on the dating sites.

Post: #16

Yeah I don't think he's gay, even though his posture is weak.

From the 4 days and only an 'I respect you', its likely he had an overbearing father who crushed his self esteem as a child and he never went through self-actualisation.

I really hope he doesn't get cheated on and publically humiliated, because with such a fragile personality he's likely to take his grandfather's antique revolver out behind the stables and 'do the gentlemanly thing' to preserve his family's honour.

Post: #17

The absurdity of the British Upper Class gentlemen.

Post: #18

She didn't just ride the carousel - she was an air hostess.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Post: #19

(09-18-2015 07:54 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(09-18-2015 07:15 PM)Goldfinger Wrote:  What in God's name is this?
This smells fishy to me, I haven't seen a man take a picture in that posture before.

Post: #20

^^^

He's wearing a kilt, he's not trying to pretend to dress like a woman.

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(09-21-2015 12:14 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  ^^^
He's wearing a kilt, he's not trying to pretend to dress like a woman.

Don't care about Kilt more about the way he sits

Post: #22

Ach! I dinna know boot this 'an, a wee bit auld fer Willie, nae even guid for a' dibble or twa.