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University-issued Halloween costume guidelines
The PC crowd has developed flowcharts to teach you to think the way they want. The gist is that anything making fun of, shaming, trivializing or otherwise depicting any group they've deemed "protected" is wrong. Dressing up like Mattress Girl will cause a complete meltdown.

I'm guessing that any costume making fun of white males or outright insulting Christianity is perfectly acceptable.

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And:

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Wesleyan actually has a phone number to call to check if your costume is PC enough!

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Those flow charts are longer than the ones needed for programming

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10-30-2015 04:27 PM
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I bet they are fun to party with. I tried to the read the flow chart but got bored after the hitler part.
10-30-2015 04:27 PM
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Off campus non frat/sorority parties problem solved.

Go fuck themselves.

A woman have to of made this, it's not streamlined nor simple, and it's confusing as fuck.

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(10-30-2015 04:32 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Off campus non frat/sorority parties problem solved.

Go fuck themselves.

A woman have to of made this, it's not streamlined nor simple, and it's confusing as fuck.

Definitely written by a woman or else it would have the box

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In the coming RVF empire, I move we make creating snarky flowcharts punishable by immediate execution.

Here's another gem:
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(10-30-2015 05:06 PM)iop890 Wrote:  [Image: 000halloweencucks.jpg]

Lolwtf

that is amazing! Pirates promote rape culture? Superman is ableist?!! What about his kryptonite disability?!

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Once you take out what's not allowed, I think this is what the party looks like:

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Costume rules are gay.

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Quote:A group of people -> Is it a marginalized population? -> Is there widespread trauma in regards to the marginalization of that group?

Since feminists consider women to be oppressed and traumatized, it follows that all female costumes are automatically banned.

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Shit I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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So kiminos are not allowed?

Are we being triggered by this racist Japanese woman who's wearing western clothes?

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Look at this racist Indian woman wearing western clothes:

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When will the insanity end?
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Was there any uproar when Robert Downey Jr. did black face in tropic thunder?

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Would not be surprised if a 'slut-walk' with all it's usual garishness.
Would not only be allowed on campus.
Said slut-walk would probably be promoted.
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The people who created those flowcharts can go fuck themselves. I do as I please.

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(10-30-2015 04:27 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Those flow charts are longer than the ones needed for programming

That was my reaction as well.

I think most people will see this as a joke, or at least I hope. The real world is becoming more like the Onion every day.

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I take it going out dressed as "Syrian migrant" in blackface with two simple Eurowhores, one ugly and one fuckable isn't going to cut it? Angel

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(10-30-2015 05:34 PM)Veloce Wrote:  Shit I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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This may eventually get banned because it’s "inappropriate", even though the film (The Jazz Singer) made history as the "first Talkie".

I wonder if the SJWs will make us all wear “ethnicity” appropriate clothes - is this how I will have to go work?

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Here’s my response to the SJWs:

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However, if the east Asian women in my office dress like this, I can't complain:

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Or if the Indian women dress like this:

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What would happen if you went as a transgendered black face Hitler I wonder........



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(10-30-2015 06:30 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  What would happen if you went as a transgendered black face Hitler I wonder........



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Truly, this was inevitable - being Halloween is one of the only days of the year where people are allowed to have a sense of humor about things.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE LIGHT OF ANYTHING EVER!

Me personally being in my thirties, Halloween is just another day.

Age 0-2: No idea what's going on.
Age 3-10: Halloween rules because it means free candy.
Age 11-14: Halloween kind of sucks - too old to trick or treat, too young to party, but there are houses to be egged and shitbags to be lit.
Age 15-25: Halloween rules again! Parties, bar crawls and sluts in costumes!
Age Beyond 25 - Halloween is just another day.

(10-30-2015 05:06 PM)iop890 Wrote:  In the coming RVF empire, I move we make creating snarky flowcharts punishable by immediate execution.

Here's another gem:
[Image: 000halloweencucks.jpg]

If you post this in front of your house on Halloween, I foresee eggs and flaming shitbags in your future...possibly even a beating from a masculine, red-pill dad who had to console his crying daughter as to why you didn't give her candy because she dressed as a princess.

(10-30-2015 05:49 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Are we being triggered by this racist Japanese woman who's wearing western clothes?

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I was at a Halloween get together tonight and there was a girl who for her costume dressed up as a chola. She had the big hoop earrings, a fake tear tattoo under her eye, carried a fake rubber knife that she "shanked" me with and such.

I forgot to mention: she's Guatemalan. So was she culturally appropriating?
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Of course Toronto (well specifically, The Greater Toronto Area) is finding a way to take this to new heights.

A Latino student was banned from even wearing his own mariachi outfit, since the new decree is that "culture isn't a costume".


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I think this years ideal costume will be a mix of the costume ideas listed below.

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Umbrella will be included

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While dragging this around in the other hand.

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