Post: #1

So I'm watching the fight and I just learned he's married to American acress Hayden Panitierre (sp?) who is presently in rehab for postpartum depression.

So lemme get this straight...

He's the ultimate Alpha male in his homeland of Ukraine, which is full of top-notch women who are smarter, more loyal and more traditional than Western sluts.. he could literally pick any Ukrainian woman he wants, and he opts for a Hollywood actress??

Maybe Tyson Fury was right in his shit talking, maybe this guy is mentally weak.

Post: #2

Assuming the postpartum depression is just a ploy for her to continue pushing back the wedding.

The guy has been noted as obviously annoyed at the chicks delays.

He squirts a baby into the girl, and expects her to act like what he knows a woman to be like, except he encounters one who was raised in the west.

But, the baby is alive right? How is he mentally weak for trying to get a family formed to raise his child?

Post: #3

(11-28-2015 06:40 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  But, the baby is alive right? How is he mentally weak for trying to get a family formed to raise his child?

He's mentally weak for marrying glitz and glamour when he should have known better. He could have squirted a baby into a nice Ukrainian girl who'd be of similar hotness. But no he apparently had to go Hollywood.

Post: #4

I've thought about this before but I have to admit Hayden Panettiere comes off extremely charming in most of the interviews i've seen.

Post: #5

I've done 1000 things worse than impregnating a cute Hollywood actress 13 years younger than me.

Post: #6

I noticed all famous dudes marry or ltr women who are also famous or have some status. It is rare for a famous guy to just marry some girl of the street.

Post: #7

If you were him, and knowing how Ukrainian girls are, how would you know if they really loved you?

Fame may be great for getting bangs, but for wife hunting there are definitely drawbacks.

Post: #8

(11-29-2015 05:39 AM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  If you were him, and knowing how Ukrainian girls are, how would you know if they really loved you?

Fame may be great for getting bangs, but for wife hunting there are definitely drawbacks.

You are not going to get unconditional love from any girl though. Besides he is probably marrying this American actress for contacts and connections. Ambitious men in the entertainment field can be hypergamous too.

Post: #9

It should be noted that during the last few years there have been persistent rumours in German media that Wladimir might be homosexual.
The dwarf would be his beard in that case, and it would explain him dating down.
She dated this actor Ventimiglia for two years, then broke up with him because of personal differences. Then she dated Wladimir for two years, broke up with him because of the distance. Then she dated some football player for two years, broke up with him because of the distance. Now she´s with Wladimir again. Apparently she never spent too much time around her boyfriends.
Klitschko denied it of course, saying he would be confident enough to come out if he was really gay and it doesn´t matter to him.
I doubt that somewhat though, with his popularity in notoriously anti-gay Eastern Europe that might not be a wise thing to do financially speaking. His image and recognition in his home country would suffer severly too. Also his brother´s political engagement in Ukraine, him now being mayor of Kiev, would not have been as successful I´d say.

On the other hand, he now has a daughter with the hobbit and is engaged to her, although they postponed the wedding again and again.
Maybe his taste in women is awful, or maybe the gnome just sucks a mean dick.
Maybe he swings both ways, stranger things have happened.
Who knows.

Post: #10

(11-29-2015 09:40 AM)Celtic_Austrian Wrote:  It should be noted that during the last few years there have been persistent rumours in German media that Wladimir might be homosexual.
The dwarf would be his beard in that case, and it would explain him dating down.
She dated this actor Ventimiglia for two years, then broke up with him because of personal differences. Then she dated Wladimir for two years, broke up with him because of the distance. Then she dated some football player for two years, broke up with him because of the distance. Now she´s with Wladimir again. Apparently she never spent too much time around her boyfriends.
Klitschko denied it of course, saying he would be confident enough to come out if he was really gay and it doesn´t matter to him.
I doubt that somewhat though, with his popularity in notoriously anti-gay Eastern Europe that might not be a wise thing to do financially speaking. His image and recognition in his home country would suffer severly too. Also his brother´s political engagement in Ukraine, him now being mayor of Kiev, would not have been as successful I´d say.

On the other hand, he now has a daughter with the hobbit and is engaged to her, although they postponed the wedding again and again.
Maybe his taste in women is awful, or maybe the gnome just sucks a mean dick.
Maybe he swings both ways, stranger things have happened.
Who knows.

Teh gays would have us believe that every famous/great man who ever lived was a cum guzzler. There is no need to play into their hands unless there is at least a semblance of proof to that effect.

Post: #11

(11-29-2015 09:51 AM)Fast Eddie Wrote:  Teh gays would have us believe that every famous/great man who ever lived was a cum guzzler. There is no need to play into their hands unless there is at least a semblance of proof to that effect.

Yeah, I never believed the Abe Lincoln rumours. But to be fair, there are a ton of guys who secretly swing both ways. Just go to the gym at 10PM and go in the sauna.

Post: #12

They broke up, and she's already out cavorting with another bloke while he looks after their kid. I sound like a chick, but I knew he was being foolish getting back with her after she "asked to go on a break" so she could go out with that baseball player for a short while. His brother's marriage looks far better in comparison. Wladimir's always been a bit obsessed with the whole US celebrity circuit I reckon.

Ah well, his demolition of this feminist will always be his forum highlight for me.

Post: #13

Vitali Klitschko is much more worthy of a thread. He is hilariously dumb. The amount of memes (in Russian or Ukrainian) regarding him is countless.

Post: #14

That Hayden girl was mixed up in all kinds of Hollywood prostitution with Robert Downey Jr. Google it.

It's better news for the Hollywood satanic cult thread. There's tons of stuff about it online though.

Aloha!