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Tatted Plus-Sized Skank is NYC's "Most Messaged Woman" on OKCupid
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Quote:Lauren Urasek was just minding her own business when New York Magazine contacted her one day last year and told her that, according to some serious math, she was the most-messaged girl in New York City on OkCupid.

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She's written a book. From the Amazon.com description:

Quote:With more than 15,000 4- and 5-star ratings, an average of 35 messages per day, and hundreds of thousands of profile views from interested suitors, Lauren Urasek was dubbed the most sought-after woman in the city by New York magazine.

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I think I know what's going on here. For a big girl covered in tattoos, she's not bad. I haven't been on OKCupid in a while, because in the cities I've used it, the site has been overtaken by vile fatties. A girl like this probably stands out of the crowd and seems downright glamorous compared to her competition.

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Then again, her trashy style implies a skankiness which many (low-caliber) men find irresistible. But be warned! If you message her, she may screenshot it and post it on her Tumblr blog: http://theyreallysaidthis.com/

P.S. - Is it just me, or is there something exceptionally revolting about a woman who gets a full portrait of a person tattooed on their body?
11-29-2015 04:47 AM
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Is that really the best New York has to offer, or are the men in New York that delusional and depressed?

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Not surprising really, she looks like a whore, whores will be contacted.

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11-29-2015 05:00 AM
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Well, if you're not looking for a wife that you'll take home to meet mom...
11-29-2015 05:15 AM
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Come on, give us the real fun fact - how many has she "responded" to? Big Grin

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And the queen of okcupid is...

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I could have swore there was already one thread about this girl. She has 'casual sex" listed as what she is looking for, so of course she will get tons of messages.

I don't think she is fat? I'd bang.

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Anyone tried The Grade app that is cited in the article?
11-29-2015 07:40 AM
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Marriage and dating material? No.

Does she have that mega slut face going on and body language which says "cum in my ass"? Damn right she does. Women like her get messages because she looks and acts like a slut and men respond to that.
11-29-2015 07:41 AM
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She looks like a freaky girl who loves to fuck, and she's got big tits.

OkCupid isn't known for having a plethora of beautiful women to message so I'm not sure why this is surprising.

That being said, would definitely smash - she looks like a thick, somewhat attractive pornstar.
11-29-2015 07:53 AM
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Ya, this is a dupe thread of a dude article.

But why is it so surprising.
New York city if full of people chasing alternative lifestyles and dreams.


This chick gives off a look like she can suck a stuffy nose out through your dick.
She isn't plus sized. That's a reserved for a whole nother weight class. This chick has a body that can take a pounding,tits and ass.


If anything the most important take from the article is that this girl is telling you how to game the system. How to take better pictures to maximize your look.
Instead of making a dude thread, why not outline her ideas.

Take conversation starter pictures.
Have a good full body picture.
If you're gonna have a selfie or mirror pic...It Better be interesting.

Skim through 90 percent of dudes online profiles and you will see some of the most boring unflattering pictures around.
I'm actually interested in her book. She comes of as an analytical person riding her 15 minutes. Her book seems to be a female version of 30 bangs, where she outlines all the profile features and game nuances that women are actually impressed by, along with the things that guys probably think are good, but are actually horrible.

This chick is getting date offers left and right..They guys that she eventually accepts would have beat out other men by a long shot. Some guys could probably learn from them.

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Just look at the look in her eyes in that first pic.

If only you knew how bad things really are.
11-29-2015 08:01 AM
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Sourcecode, the Tinder thread would have a word with you Laugh

Not even Tigers can make the pussy wet anymore! You gotta get in the wilds and have those fuckers chasing you to get some girls interests. Or just wear a suit.
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Checked out that website you linked. The thirst from that made wonder if I had just spent 6 months in the Sahara.
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Definitely has a hard core slut vibe...the tats, look, and the body type. Guys see her as easy pickings so she gets flooded. I wouldn't call her fat, more thick. Definitely seen this chick before either online or here.
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This is the thread if anyone is wondering where the chick looks familiar from.

That chick is also a make up artist..So who knows what's under the powder.

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I am not surprised - she looks like a perfect compramise between genuine hotness and cheap approachabality.
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This just goes to show that girl game online is not very complicated.

As long as she is pretty hot and has a sultry gaze directed straight at the camera she's going to be a cut above the competition that uses material like old highschool photos of school events, pictures of her and her dipshit boyfriend, duckface, and pizza and netflix night with her dumb friends as a dating site catalog. The whore vibes are just a bonus. Interesting pictures are also a bonus because it gives men an easy conversational opener.
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I agree with Sourcecode that it's a lot to be gained from her post about guys, but I definitely WNB. Skank looking chicks just speak walking STDs to me.

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Somebody from here must have slayed this
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The SIF is strong, but she's not morbidly obese. Before all of the tats, the extra 25 lbs and radical feminist attitude, she was probably pretty attractive...now she's a P&D girl looking for her exit off the carousel.

Several times she mentions that she dates men at least 10 years older than her (24-5) - basically advertising for a beta bucks man to support her, possibly marry her so she can parachute out at 30 with a kid and some poor sap to support them.

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Yeah anyone can do online game so the barriers are low and the competition is high.

But only a selected few can differentiate themselves, stay ahead of the competition and win.

It's like game. There are a lot of men out there. But only a few know game and those few will get laid.

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(11-29-2015 04:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Is that really the best New York has to offer, or are the men in New York that delusional and depressed?

It's not.

But the tatted up Snow White look is very in right now.

Also, according to the 9 thread, 9's and better have so many in person offers from top alphas that they don't need OkCupid/Tinder.

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