Post: #1

Okay, so i am joining a fraternity and as part of the pledge process we have to text 5 sorority girls whom we do not know compliments every morning. 6 weeks from now we will actually meet them. SOOOOO that brings me to you guys and your imaginative ways.

I have searched the internet found some good ones but im sure they are over used. What are some the best compliments that you would use in this situation that wont be the most used compliments in history?

Keep in mind the objective is to obviously get with the girls once i meet them.

This should be interesting :]

Post: #2

This should be good.

Here's mine

1. I want to fuck you in the ass while eating a snowcone.
2. I want to play peek-a-boo with your camel toe.
3. Did you fart, your ass blows me away.
4. They don't call me 5 inch for nothing.
5. Do you like pancakes? Because I want to IHOP on that ass

Why do you need a fraternity anyway, don't you college guys Netflix and chill nowadays?

Post: #3

Damn such creativity lol. Even if this just turns into a parody thread of bullshitting it will still be funny. But i would appreciate some actual good ones too.

Post: #4

(02-22-2016 04:18 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  Damn such creativity lol. Even if this just turns into a parody thread of bullshitting it will still be funny. But i would appreciate some actual good ones too.

Chicks don't fuck you because of pick up lines or what you text. They fuck you because you're good looking and bring something different to their boring lives.

So it doesn't really matter what you text them.

Post: #5

(02-22-2016 04:22 AM)LINUX Wrote:  

(02-22-2016 04:18 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  Damn such creativity lol. Even if this just turns into a parody thread of bullshitting it will still be funny. But i would appreciate some actual good ones too.

Chicks don't fuck you because of pick up lines or what you text. They fuck you because you're good looking and bring something different to their boring lives.

So it doesn't really matter what you text them.

I understand this man.
I understand that pickup lines don't get you laid.
Trust me that is not the immediate goal of this.

i don't go up to girls and shower them with lots of compliments until I get laid. But the project that is required is be to nice and text them compliments in the morning. If i throw some cocky witty humor in there eventually then who cares.

Im just genuinely interested in what you guys could actually come up with.

Post: #6

Be an asshole

Post: #7

OP, if you're actually serious and not trolling us, why are you joining this frat?

What guy in this day and age with an ounce of Game would actually do this and expect to get laid?

In my opinion, you're better off leaving this frat now, if they're actually serious and not trolling the girls.

Heck, the frat might even be testing you. "Let's see if these guys have any Game. They'll think they're texting girls they don't know, but they're actually texting us." So in this case, roll with replies along the lines of Linux's. You could even Google those to find similar ones, like:

"There will only be seven planets in our solar system after I destroy Uranus."

Post: #8

"I hope you'll swallow in 6 weeks" should do the trick.

Jokes aside, let me get this straight. You're texting girls now that you'll meet 6 weeks later?

Makes me question what kind of frat you signed up for.

Post: #9

Beta Omega Beta Frat.

Post: #10

Lol, every frat in the city does it, it is supposed to build sorority/fraternity relations. And make us look like gentleman until she meets me ;D. When the socials come up I will be able to show the different confident baller side of me. Girls love confidence do anything with confidence and they will swoon. For me it's kind of an experiment. Pretty much that's all the game in college is, one big experiment to try different things and I consider it a challenge. If it doesn't pan out with these 5 girls? Who gives a shit. Abundance theory there are 50 more where they came from that I can game.

No They are not beta they pull ALOT trust me. And I do alright. I really don't see what the issue is in making a chicks day in the morning. I dont play the nice guy card often, im usually the witty just the right amount of offensive guy so I'm interested to see how it goes. I'll still be gaming seperately. This is not my method of getting bangs trust me on that.


I'm not trolling.

If you don't want to help put some witty shit in here then fine. But I just thought it would be a funny idea to see what the ballers of rooshvforums could muster.

Post: #11

So you're supposed to text 42 compliments to each of the 5 girls over the next 6 weeks? And you don't know these chicks at all?

If that's really the case one route would be to go ultra cheesy and specific about details you can't possibly know about them.

"I love the way the sunlight hits your auburn hair on a winter morning"

Just start making shit up about them and then compliment them on it.

Post: #12

(02-22-2016 12:12 PM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  ...make us look like gentleman thirsty wimps...

(02-22-2016 06:07 AM)262 Wrote:  They'll think they're texting girls they don't know, but they're actually texting...

Girl #5 didn't fit..

Post: #13

I get where this is going I'll do it on my own have a good one fellas

Post: #14

"So you're supposed to text 42 compliments to each of the 5 girls over the next 6 weeks? And you don't know these chicks at all?

If that's really the case one route would be to go ultra cheesy and specific about details you can't possibly know about them.

"I love the way the sunlight hits your auburn hair on a winter morning"

Just start making shit up about them and then compliment them on it.

Yuppp they cant haze so they decided to embarass us in different way i suppose lol. Thanks man. I'll try that. Fasho.

Post: #15

Use this random compliment engine. Just click refresh to get a brand new random compliment.

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

If that site starts getting stale, use this website instead. I've programmed the url to give you 999 compliments! That's way more than you even need!

http://www.supersilly.com/cgi/multicomp.cgi?num=999

As a last resort, your secret weapon, when the compliment has to be so incredibly awesome that the world will quake at the onslaught of your textual grace, use this website. Hold spacebar and release when the moment feels right:

http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/54839066/

Post: #16

BTW your idea Ensam your idea is gold I used that exact line. It got the best response compared to some creative corny ones I thought of. Thanks bruh. And fasho thanks for the compliment engine that should save me some much needed brain power ha-ha. I'll definitely take shit from the engine and incorporate ensams idea

Post: #17

This is retarded, fuck a frat, unless they're actually going to help you get up in life with business connections and job opportunities.

I would literally be entirely outlandish and sexual with my comments. Forget even being serious with these supposed "girls".

OP's Frat:

OP in a frat basement with 2 strippers surrounded by shirtless dudes on a danky ass mattress

   

Post: #18

Kaotic, that's literally the major reason I am joining to say on a resume I had leadership roles in a school affiliated organization. That and the amount of networking opportunities and sorority girls I have already been exposed to makes it worth while for the time being.

Post: #19

Sending compliments is better then having to drink 8 fifths in a dark basement trying to solve a puzzle for 8 hours. In my opinion

Post: #20

As long as you think it's a good investment, that's fine.

These texts to me just seem like a joke, which is how you should treat it as well. Try to avoid as much bullshit and time wasting as possible.

Post: #21

Yea I think it is. This fraternity has ALOT more genuine not superficial dudes compared to others I rushed
I agree Kaotic that's what I'm going to do as per ensams advice short fake detail oriented joking like comliments

Post: #22

(02-22-2016 04:07 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  Okay, so i am joining a fraternity and as part of the pledge process we have to text 5 sorority girls whom we do not know compliments every morning. 6 weeks from now we will actually meet them. SOOOOO that brings me to you guys and your imaginative ways.

I have searched the internet found some good ones but im sure they are over used. What are some the best compliments that you would use in this situation that wont be the most used compliments in history?

Keep in mind the objective is to obviously get with the girls once i meet them.

This should be interesting :]

Read the forum rules before posting:

Quote:1. Don't be a loser. Don't call someone an idiot, moron, or hater. Don't use condescending language such as "WTF are you talking about?" Don't use textspeak. Don't flood the forum with low value posts. Don't post someone's personal information. Don't be a drama queen. If you're not sure whether what you're about to do is bad etiquette, it's probably bad etiquette.

There's a ton of information on texting in this forum. You should've done your research. You also should've posted in either the "What should I text next?" thread or at minimum started this in the Newbie Forum. You've got some great suggestions already in spite of this.

Post: #23

Okay my mistake thought it would be an interesting topic. Wong happen again

Post: #24

Jguthrie you aren't giving us much to work with. Do you know what they look like? If not how does this make any sense???

Why not be a little funny rather than come off as a little pud puller?

Post: #25

This sounds like a fun game. Just play around with it and look at it as a game instead of a chore.

I would do something like this

Day 1: I can only imagine the way your luscious locks shine under the moonlight at a candle lit dinner for two as a light breeze causes you to flick your hair with such grace. The sound of a cork popping to an elegant and perfectly aged wine being poured in glasses. Talking and laughing the night away..... As we bang on the balcony beneath them.