The Colombia Master Thread

The chick would have to be pretty desperate to meet some guy at the airport.

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(05-16-2019 10:38 AM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  The chick would have to be pretty desperate to meet some guy at the airport.

Like Tigre said, if you got a girl from Colombian Cupid you could properly pipeline her. If he says its happened than its happened. Perhaps it'd be tougher in 2019 vs. 2014 with more gringos.

Imagine if someone wrote the long 3 paragraph letters on cupid, then switched the girl over to skype calls, I think she might meet him at the airport.

This is doubtful for me, my online game is extremely lazy. The extent of my internet game is "Estoy muy bien Gracias a Dios, hablamos por WhatsApp?"

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(05-14-2019 08:35 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  If it's an apartment I wouldn't worry about the security cock blocking. Also it's not going to kill the vibe because the girls have been through this routine before, they know they might have to show their ID, you aren't their first bang.

It wasn't an apartment building, its like a small condo with a guy overseeing it. And it just annoys when we're both in a good mood walking back and all the sudden this guy is giving me a look for bringing a chick back to my place and asking her questions who she is and shit, just stfu and let me bring this girl back so I can clap on some Colombian cheeks. But its his job I guess, idk

(05-14-2019 08:53 PM)scotian Wrote:  You should always get to know the doorman, bring him a slice of pizza or whatever, slip him 10.000 when you bring a chica back.

lol so annoying I have to bribe this guy to get laid? But yea, I would totally hook him up with a slice if I bought a pie.

(05-14-2019 09:20 PM)travolta Wrote:  There's a security guard who watches over my neighborhood in Medellin (a very safe area which likely doesn't need a security guard to begin with). One time I bought him some juice to be nice. Now I every time he sees me he runs up to me with a retarded smile on his face and asks me to buy him food. This guy must think I work for Rappi or something. I came back with a bag of groceries, he ran up to me and asked which supermarket I went shopping at, and acted as if I was going to give him food. At this point I ignore the fucktard. Rather somebody just break into the house than him thinking I'm his personal delivery boy. To be fair, I think this security guard is legitimately retarded.

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(05-14-2019 11:03 PM)Shimmy Wrote:  I've never heard of a security guard asking to leave the key with him. They are just there to make sure you are safe and that's all I've ever experienced. Colombian guys have an eye for which girls are bad news and which ones aren't. The times I've had girls over who gave off a sketchy vibe the door man has always called me to make sure things were ok before he let her leave.

dude sounds like a bro in that case.

Update: Finally got my first flag here in Bogota, from a 22 year old Venezuelan hottie. Probably the hottest girl I ever banged, body face and all included. Great lips great ass, etc. But it was kinda annoying because of how hard I had to work for it. But alas, terrific body, will hopefully smash again.

Taking it easy for the night since I had to blow chunks all over the toilet for whatever reason, I guess I should've heated up that empanada before eating it. Now I'm chilling here in my hostel smoking some herb to alleviate some of this nausea after hurling.

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(04-28-2019 12:01 PM)tomtud Wrote:  Dont forget that certain industries can get harrassed by local gangs and pay a vacuna. Aside from dealing with the local municipality and getting licenses, you're in for a deep learning curve.

I don't think opening a business in a place like Medellin that might be moderately safe for the average citizen or visitor but has all that pervasive organized crime structure is there is a good idea. That I agree.

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IMHO, I think the entire situation especially in Medellin is going to get worse. I see and read about more and more people getting robbed at gun point by guys on motorbikes. I actually saw new home real estate prices with discounts just recently.

Dont make any big investments until after the 2020 US election and the "upcoming" recession. (I hope that I am wrong, but this is just my opinion, Im no financial advisor, so do your research)If the economy takes a big hit, It will cause a big ripple effect. Less tourists will go to Panama, Costa Rica and Curacao etc and pay for Colombian workers and dare say hookers. This translates to less money being sent back home. Likewise, less tourists will bring in less dollars for the whole local economy and spin off jobs will suffer.

Now going also with that logic I really found your theory of how an economic crisis would destroy Colombia really weird... Although the average Colombian has not a really great standard of living, the country has along with Peru, Mexico and Chile one of the economies that has been growing more on the region. On recent years there have been a lot of multinational companies in many Latin American big cities benefiting from cheap labor and pumping a lot of dollars into their economie as well. But also in the case of Colombia it is also one of the most relevant narcotic producers on the world not only sending drugs to the US but also Europe. Do you really think is some migrants sending money from Panama and other countries are the ones who keep pumping the economy? instead of I don't know... those next door looking high class citizens who happens to be on the drug business, live in the big cities and while not living lavish lifestyles keeps investing in real state and things like cash businesses to make their money seem legit while you know... sending their kids to good schools and going to dine to fine restaurants...? Strange coincidence that seems to happen in Mexico as well.... I mean if migrant workers sending back money to their countries where the such determinant resource on growing economies then Venezuela would be already the new Dubai.

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When I wrote that I was watching YouTube videos of Peter schiff. He’s an investor/economist and forecasted a big recession coming up. Then I read about the Venezuelan migrants who are professionals end up doing tricks just to buy food. So my line of
Thinking was there.

Prices of real estate in Colombia imho are ridiculous considering what the average person makes. The question is when will the correction happen. If at all....

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(05-16-2019 02:36 AM)scotian Wrote:  ^Bro I never recovered from the Great Paisa Flaking of 2014, my therapist says I may never get over it, those bitches drove me bonkers.

When I was last in Medellin, I got PTSD from the flaking.

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Nice conquest, Rubix

Did you snag that thru daygame or night?

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I'll be in Colombia for a while, currently in Medellin but I'll be moving around.
If anyone wants to meet up, send a PM.

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(05-17-2019 09:29 PM)Kale_anonymous Wrote:  Nice conquest, Rubix

Did you snag that thru daygame or night?

Online game. Probably the easiest way to meet girls here for me so far. My logistical situation is too damn good now, its way too easy living in the center of the city in Bogota.

Second bang last night: Another Venezuelan, which I don't mind, but I wanna bang an actual Colombiana before I leave here. This chick was 27, a bit too skinny, kinda poor, but pretty in the face, and super sweet and down to earth. Much more humble and well mannered than the hotter 22 year old Venezuelan I banged a few days ago, who's a bit more of a wild party girl.

I went to this girl's place at first in the middle of the night to meet her (I was halfway thinking I was going to be robbed), but it was an apartment of recent Venezuelan immigrant friends living together trying to make it here in the big city. The level of poverty that some people live in really puts it into perspective how some people really have to struggle.

After meeting her in her apt, we went for a drink where I talked my usual big city, worldly foreigner game, then suggested going back to my place where I have a bottle, and as soon as she approached my building, as soon as soon as she stepped out of the elevator and saw the view on the 30th floor overlooking the city, no further work was needed. Sit on couch, talk for 3-4 mins, put arm around her, give her that look, go for kiss, no resistance, pick her 95lb body up walk to bedroom, remove clothes, bang. Absolutely zero resistance other than stick it in a little slower because I was somewhat big for her petite little body. Still once we got going, banged in all positions.

Poorer girls tend to be much easier in my experience and much better quality than a poorer girl that you would find in the US. The level of quality here in Colombia is outstanding, the absolute bottom of the barrel girls still have thick asses or green eyes or cute smiles, it's insane, I seriously have never seen such a rich concentration of hot women in my life. But then again, I have never been to Brazil or Scandinavia.

Have a date in 3 hours with a local from Parque 93. Seems to have a nice fat ass in her profile pics, she's coming right to where I live, so chances of banging according to my calculations seem quite high. Hopefully I'm clapping those cheeks later today.

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(05-21-2019 03:41 PM)Rubix Wrote:  

(05-17-2019 09:29 PM)Kale_anonymous Wrote:  Nice conquest, Rubix

Did you snag that thru daygame or night?

Online game. Probably the easiest way to meet girls here for me so far. My logistical situation is too damn good now, its way too easy living in the center of the city in Bogota.

Second bang last night: Another Venezuelan, which I don't mind, but I wanna bang an actual Colombiana before I leave here. This chick was 27, a bit too skinny, kinda poor, but pretty in the face, and super sweet and down to earth. Much more humble and well mannered than the hotter 22 year old Venezuelan I banged a few days ago, who's a bit more of a wild party girl.

I went to this girl's place at first in the middle of the night to meet her (I was halfway thinking I was going to be robbed), but it was an apartment of recent Venezuelan immigrant friends living together trying to make it here in the big city. The level of poverty that some people live in really puts it into perspective how some people really have to struggle.

After meeting her in her apt, we went for a drink where I talked my usual big city, worldly foreigner game, then suggested going back to my place where I have a bottle, and as soon as she approached my building, as soon as soon as she stepped out of the elevator and saw the view on the 30th floor overlooking the city, no further work was needed. Sit on couch, talk for 3-4 mins, put arm around her, give her that look, go for kiss, no resistance, pick her 95lb body up walk to bedroom, remove clothes, bang. Absolutely zero resistance other than stick it in a little slower because I was somewhat big for her petite little body. Still once we got going, banged in all positions.

Poorer girls tend to be much easier in my experience and much better quality than a poorer girl that you would find in the US. The level of quality here in Colombia is outstanding, the absolute bottom of the barrel girls still have thick asses or green eyes or cute smiles, it's insane, I seriously have never seen such a rich concentration of hot women in my life. But then again, I have never been to Brazil or Scandinavia.

Have a date in 3 hours with a local from Parque 93. Seems to have a nice fat ass in her profile pics, she's coming right to where I live, so chances of banging according to my calculations seem quite high. Hopefully I'm clapping those cheeks later today.

Cool story bro.

Thanks for letting the world know you have a date in 3 hours. Must be an hour and 25 minutes now...

After you ejaculate make sure you run on here to let the world know you got laid again, how many minutes and seconds of LMR, how many IOI's you received tonight and how this one handles your huge penis and your thrusting technique.... I'm hanging on the edge of my seat here cuz.

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PC didn’t you used to do the same thing on here?

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(05-21-2019 08:06 PM)internetprince Wrote:  

(05-21-2019 03:41 PM)Rubix Wrote:  

(05-17-2019 09:29 PM)Kale_anonymous Wrote:  Nice conquest, Rubix

Did you snag that thru daygame or night?

Online game. Probably the easiest way to meet girls here for me so far. My logistical situation is too damn good now, its way too easy living in the center of the city in Bogota.

Second bang last night: Another Venezuelan, which I don't mind, but I wanna bang an actual Colombiana before I leave here. This chick was 27, a bit too skinny, kinda poor, but pretty in the face, and super sweet and down to earth. Much more humble and well mannered than the hotter 22 year old Venezuelan I banged a few days ago, who's a bit more of a wild party girl.

I went to this girl's place at first in the middle of the night to meet her (I was halfway thinking I was going to be robbed), but it was an apartment of recent Venezuelan immigrant friends living together trying to make it here in the big city. The level of poverty that some people live in really puts it into perspective how some people really have to struggle.

After meeting her in her apt, we went for a drink where I talked my usual big city, worldly foreigner game, then suggested going back to my place where I have a bottle, and as soon as she approached my building, as soon as soon as she stepped out of the elevator and saw the view on the 30th floor overlooking the city, no further work was needed. Sit on couch, talk for 3-4 mins, put arm around her, give her that look, go for kiss, no resistance, pick her 95lb body up walk to bedroom, remove clothes, bang. Absolutely zero resistance other than stick it in a little slower because I was somewhat big for her petite little body. Still once we got going, banged in all positions.

Poorer girls tend to be much easier in my experience and much better quality than a poorer girl that you would find in the US. The level of quality here in Colombia is outstanding, the absolute bottom of the barrel girls still have thick asses or green eyes or cute smiles, it's insane, I seriously have never seen such a rich concentration of hot women in my life. But then again, I have never been to Brazil or Scandinavia.

Have a date in 3 hours with a local from Parque 93. Seems to have a nice fat ass in her profile pics, she's coming right to where I live, so chances of banging according to my calculations seem quite high. Hopefully I'm clapping those cheeks later today.

Cool story bro.

Thanks for letting the world know you have a date in 3 hours. Must be an hour and 25 minutes now...

After you ejaculate make sure you run on here to let the world know you got laid again, how many minutes and seconds of LMR, how many IOI's you received tonight and how this one handles your huge penis and your thrusting technique.... I'm hanging on the edge of my seat here cuz.

Holy fuking shit this was the most annoying date I've ever been on, this chick was to be most prude girl I have ever been with, didn't even want to make out, barely gave me a peck on the lips, I can't believe I canceled on another girl just because this one had a fatter ass. I've been rejected and denied physically before but OMG I don't know why this one annoyed the living sht out of me, she didn't drink either, I bought her some fancy cocktail because she didn't like beer, which she sipped 5% of, she's all proud to tell me she was a clean disciplined lifestyle girl, military man's daughter, trashes potheads and MJ, yet has no problems eating nothing but sweets and fried foods and approving of alcohol because it's legal. I didn't pay it no mind, but I eventually realized she wasn't bullshitting, she was sitting at the edge of the couch as I was trying to get closer, trying put my arm around her. Every time I try to slow the conversation to get things moody and sexual, she's like "So! What kind of music do you like?!" Bringing it back up to a surface level convo that we were having 2 hours ago. I can't believe how frustrated I am right now at this LMAO.

Results: 1 bang from morning from last nights bang, 0 bangs from night date.

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Was this at your place? If you don't bust out a Blutooth speaker and wifi password as soon as you get there a Latinas pussy will start drying up more and more by the minute.

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Dude you should calm down, not all girls are dtf on the first night it’s not a big deal, many of them are like that, I find it’s better to wait for the 2nd or even the 3rd date. Many of them have that Catholic shame mentality and don’t want to feel like a slut, they will fuck and if hey don’t by the 3rd date then move along.

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(05-21-2019 09:55 PM)Shimmy Wrote:  Was this at your place? If you don't bust out a Blutooth speaker and wifi password as soon as you get there a Latinas pussy will start drying up more and more by the minute.

I have a bluetooth speaker, did exactly this. I realized this bang wasn't going to happen, so I just sent her on her way with an Uber. Bluetooth speaker has set the mood very good on more than one occasion.

(05-21-2019 09:58 PM)scotian Wrote:  Dude you should calm down, not all girls are dtf on the first night it’s not a big deal, many of them are like that, I find it’s better to wait for the 2nd or even the 3rd date. Many of them have that Catholic shame mentality and don’t want to feel like a slut, they will fuck and if hey don’t by the 3rd date then move along.

Yea I feel you, but this chick was annoying as hell for some reason, I'm telling you, if you were in this situation you'd be annoyed too. And she was not even that cute, just a nice body, maybe thats why, I get more frustrated when an average or below average looking girl acts all prude, I had to take another girl on 3 dates to bang, but it was kinda worth it cause she was hot as fuk. So it's not like I'm unused to taking a few dates. And she at least got kinda sensual on the first few dates, makeouts, dancing, interesting conversation, cuddling. This chick was absolutely delusional thinking shes going to a. not drink b. not makeout c. not be interesting d. not be hot and expect me to give a sht about hanging around her in Bogota Colombia. And on top of it, her personality was judgmental and annoying as hell, sorry RVF bros, I gotta vent somewhere lol.

Long story short, I don't have to bang date 1 everytime, but there's gotta be something there. And when your days in your country are limited, you get annoyed when you schedule an annoying, not that hot of a girl, prude girl into your limited days when you couldve scheduled a easier to bang/hotter girl. But yea. Smoking a joint and posting here on RVF with you guys is more interesting than hanging with that girl was.

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Colombia has a lot of cool stuff to do and see. One day you'll look back and realize how ridiculous it is to take a short trip and fill your days with Tinder dates.

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^^^^Be that as it may if the man has limited time he should have the right to enjoy the country with beautiful women if he so chooses.

Most likely guys around here are not flying to other countires so we can take tours and follow the recommendations on lonely planet guide about the best mueseum in XYZ county.

If a man is healthy, single, game aware and some degree of smv then why the hell would he not want to bang as many women. UNLESS he finds a good one in that time and he chooses to spend time with her or he cares to go solo.

Yes some of my adventures i remeber vividly like visiting the pyramids having a spirtual experience of course, but how many others have i forgotten.

But i tell you what good, bad or in different i remember almost every women least in terms of sexual experiences. Some are hazy but yeah.

Id much rather be shown a museum by some beautiful female company after I been u side and explored her "mueseum" ?

The guy genuinely seems to be having success and dudes always trying to throw salt and then they wonder why they arent getting any action. Dont hate the playa, don't hate the game just be better!

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I'm not suggesting one should take tours or follow recommendations in lonely planet. My suggestion is more like... take a trip to San Felix from Medellin, go rock climbing, go paragliding afterwards, and later that night go back to Medellin and go on your Tinder dates. You might even meet some girls in San Felix before your paragliding trip.

And sometimes you SHOULD go to places recommended in Lonely Planet. I took a free walking tour of Bogota and banged the tour guide days later. That was a way more memorable experience than the Tinder girls I banged. I also learned a bit about the culture of Bogota.

Maybe I'm salty right now because girls in Medellin are so flakey. Gonna get back on Tinder, lel.
Anyway, IMO it's best to have a balance. I've had trips where it was 100% sightseeing, and I've had trips which was 100% chasing pussy. In hindsight both are pretty lame.

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(Yesterday 11:59 AM)travolta Wrote:  I'm not suggesting one should take tours or follow recommendations in lonely planet. My suggestion is more like... take a trip to San Felix from Medellin, go rock climbing, go paragliding afterwards, and later that night go back to Medellin and go on your Tinder dates. You might even meet some girls in San Felix before your paragliding trip.

And sometimes you SHOULD go to places recommended in Lonely Planet. I took a free walking tour of Bogota and banged the tour guide days later. That was a way more memorable experience than the Tinder girls I banged. I also learned a bit about the culture of Bogota.

Maybe I'm salty right now because girls in Medellin are so flakey. Gonna get back on Tinder, lel.
Anyway, IMO it's best to have a balance. I've had trips where it was 100% sightseeing, and I've had trips which was 100% chasing pussy. In hindsight both are pretty lame.

Yea I feel ya it is nice to take a break from girls and explore and do other things.

Then again I'm still optimizing tinder/online game so I can't rely on it as the main source, though Tinder gold in some countries is encouraging.

I think it's important to never travel to a country 'solely" for the women as it can help if you can find something you like in addition to the women, but also to ABO or ABC -

"Always be on" or Always be closing".

I've certainly experienced burnout before too.

Motivation to get my ass to the highest value possible.

Of course, women will always be women and female hypergamy is ever growing.

I much rather a girl stone cold flake or reject me than last minute flakes or "weighing" me as one of her options.

I had my good fair share of flakes and curiosity seekers in Mexico but sounds like Colombia is another league - With hotter women comes hotter flakes, though I am sure someone has cracked the code or lessened it somehow.

Suppose I will find out in time.

Have you gotten your flag yet Travolta?

BTW your insight about the lonely planet guide makes sense. I know Neil Skywalker in his book used it as quite the reference and got laid plenty.

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(Yesterday 12:55 PM)NonDrifter Wrote:  Have you gotten your flag yet Travolta?

I already mentioned in my last post. I banged the tour guide on the free walking tour of Bogota. This was within the first week and a half of my trip. Girls in Bogota are much easier than Medellin. If the sole purpose of your trip to Colombia is getting laid then go straight to Bogota and don't bother with any of the nicer parts of the country. People also speak more English in Bogota.

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Anybody been to Barranquilla recently?

I will do a Spanish course with a friend in Medellin later this year. Ill be in LATAM a couple of weeks before him and want to do another Spanish course in Peru or Ecuador. Before going to Medellin, Ill have around 2 weeks to spent, which I would like to focus on gaming, since in Medellin itll be more about lifestyle. I am currently struggling to decide wheather to split those 2 weeks into two destinations (Bogota/Barranquilla) or stick to one place. Coming from Ecuador/Peru, I will be happy to see some better weather, which would made Barranquilla the safer option. Furthermore, Ill have my Spanish improved to A2 and I guess I would be forced to speak more in Barranquilla, where English should be little spoken. Pricewise, I found some good places in Barranquilla, but I guess Bogota isnt much more expensive. Then again, Im a bit afraid that Spanish A2 is still too little to game and that this could drastically limit my options in Barranquilla. Plus I have another month of speaking Spanish in Medellin after this time-

Had a bit of a hard year game-wise in England, with a dry spell of over 2 month now (which I cant rremember has happened to me in the last years before), so obviously I feel right now like I would like to have some easy notches. On the other hand, I had fulfilled my notch goal last year, so I dont feel that much pressure to fill some count or sth, and I guess after a couple of lays I would delete online game and try to day game and get more quality

Anybody ever been in a similar situation and want to share his thoughts? Much appreciated!

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Don't over think it. Just trying and making the effort in Spanish is enough for most girls. Colombians are more about emotions and how they feel than gaming so it's not rocket science and they do play games or throw shit tests at you like western girls do.

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For you Medellin guys, does anybody have experience renting from casacol? I know the vast majority on here use Airbnb and such. Last time I was in Medellin i stayed in Blux via airbnb. A. short 2.5 week stay. Anybody have any suggestions or tips to get a better place and price for < 1 month? How much can you realistically haggle on price? Thanks

P.s, I lived in Medellin before and only rented long term. Don’t have much experience renting short term.

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I agree so much with that statement that if your going to Colombia to just swipe on tinder you are doing it wrong. There is SO much to see and of course the women but to spend $1200-1800 for the trip to get laid by a 6/6.5 on tinder seems like a waste. lol

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(Yesterday 07:21 PM)tomtud Wrote:  For you Medellin guys, does anybody have experience renting from casacol? I know the vast majority on here use Airbnb and such. Last time I was in Medellin i stayed in Blux via airbnb. A. short 2.5 week stay. Anybody have any suggestions or tips to get a better place and price for < 1 month? How much can you realistically haggle on price? Thanks

P.s, I lived in Medellin before and only rented long term. Don’t have much experience renting short term.

Check for facebook groups to search for deals. Sites that allow you to pay easily with credit card and not waste any time are more expensive because of the convenience.

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